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CantSayBien wrote:Im pretty sure second person is right, but then again its been a while since I took physics. But i distinctly remember a problem with a juggler standing on some scales, and the solution was that the scales read the weight of him + 3 juggling balls. Seems like the same reasoning should apply to the truck.


Bidlin wrote:On average the weight equals him and his balls






























kate_mckay wrote:Well you can wipe that lippy off love, but if you want to have a dragon carved into your arse then make sure it coils right around your body and is breathing fire out of your cunt.



















Calum wrote:i didn't read any of that tripe, but on a similar note to the responses, i've always wondered why if i drop something in a car it doesn't go to the back of the car. when moving. if that makes sense.









CantSayBien wrote:Intertia innit. Same reason that when you jump in the air, the planet earth doesn't fly underneath you at hunderds of kilometers per second as it orbits the sun









Bret wrote:This place is definitely not the same without him.

















Caffeinejunkie wrote:The following conversation was forwarded to me under the heading "He's just like KP".
Now I know both parties and while they agree their conversations take on a RG-KP theme, they argue as to who is more like KP.
Make up your own minds and let me know.
(Names have been changed to protect the innocent/guilty)
"First person" :
YOU KNOW THAT thing about birds on lorries jumping at the same time
"Second person" :
yes
"Second person" :
what about it?
"First person" :
well i think the lorry will weigh less in certain circumstances
"Second person" :
what circumstances
bear in mind here, this isnt an area of science thats open for debate.
"First person" :
ok
you have your lorry
but the bird cages are really high
when the birds fly they are pushing down with their wings
BUT
"Second person" :
yup
k
"First person" :
if they stop flying they drop
while they are droping they are not push enough air down to support their weight
ergo the lorry is lighter
"Second person" :
what are they falling through?
"First person" :
the air?
"Second person" :
taadaa
they are pushing the air down as they fall
"First person" :
this isnt a bird shaped column
"Second person" :
it doesnt matter
"First person" :
they are falling because they arent pushing enough air down
"Second person" :
the weight stays the same
yes, they are falling because they're not pushing enough air to stay in one spot
but while they're falling they are pushing the air below them with the force of their weight
"First person" :
im skepical
"Second person" :
I know
doesnt mean its not true
"First person" :
what about - they are in a vacuum
"Second person" :
then they couldnt be flying
"First person" :
they jumped
"Second person" :
and
"First person" :
probably cos they couldnt breath
"Second person" :
actually they'd be exploding, but thats not the point
"First person" :
and while falling the lorry weiaghs less
"Second person" :
when they jumped they exerted a downward force. For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. There jump up would have pushed the lorry down.
pushing something down equates to weight
I'm sure the physics works out exactly so that that becomes canceled out the moment they land again
if they havent exploded that is
"Second person" :
I can see where your problem is.
your idea about just before they fall they are weightless
its not true
you're never weightless
"Second person" :
when you're falling it simulates being weightless, but thats only your perception because you're acelerating at the same rate as gravity .
"First person" :
youve jumped
the scales have dipped
returned to zero
you stop in mid air
you are not pushing down on the air yet
"Second person" :
you are
"First person" :
no you arent
"Second person" :
yes you are
"First person" :
no
you are at the tipping point
"Second person" :
there is no tipping point
"First person" :
your speed in either direction is zero
"Second person" :
your speed while you're on the ground is zero
it doesnt mean you're not pushing down
"First person" :
if your hand was below the body you wouldnt feel any weight
"Second person" :
you dont anyway
you're also working on the misaprehension that air is weightless
"First person" :
no im not
the body isnt acting on the air in any way
"Second person" :
yes
it
is
it just hasnt pushed it out of the way yet
"First person" :
is the air being moved by the object?
"Second person" :
its being pressed
"First person" :
not by the object
"Second person" :
look. you can argue the toss over this as much as you want
it doesnt change the fact that your wrong
observably wrong
"First person" :
but you cant expalain it
"Second person" :
this isnt just a thought experiment. This is backed up by observable science
in a closed system the mass is constant, wherever the items are inside the closed system
you cant find a loophole
as i said yesterday. the laws of physics arent going to turn around and say, "hang on a sec. You've got me there"

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