Have RSK Ever Annoyed You?

[boy thorn side]

Whenever ricky uses the word cunt, or any variation on the word (cunty/cuntish etc)
Basically just means he's getting needlessly angry and being a cunt himself.
Whenever I see the word used on his blog, I can just tell it's gonna be a needless rant and he's just getting pissy.
I don't think i've ever used the word pissy before. I might start to now.

[wetknee]

Must agree with the bit about Steve joining in on the sock packing job skit. He completely ruins it..proof if ever that his wit is not up to much IMO.

As a writer when he gets to think things over properly im sure he's just as good as Ricky, and he performs well in Extras, probably better than Ricky...but his "quick wit" is nowhere to be seen most of the time.

That bit in one of the XFM shows where he says something along the lines of "see if I was to say things like this to Karl..I would DESTROY him". No you wouldnt Steve, you'd say something shit and unfunny and then Karl would say something back and everyone would laugh..as is the case about 95% of the time.

[Jimmy]

The Steve hate hurts me. :(

[wetknee]

Its not really hate is it :P most of what I wrote was hardcore praise!

Its just he thinks he's alot sharper than he is.."DESTROY"..he thinks he could DESTROY him with his words. He never could.

[Calum]

Its not really hate is it :P most of what I wroted was hardcore praise!

Its just he thinks he's alot sharper than he is.."DESTROY"..he thinks he could DESTROY him with his words. He never could.

i dunno, i think he could be incredibly nasty, just by saying soemthing like; karl, you're genuinely retarded, you're the stupidest person i've ever met etc.

[Tommy]

It's weird, I've never thought that Steve ruined that sock packing anecdote. I always thought he completed it perfectly, and you can even hear Ricky laughing. I'm clearly in the minority, though.

I like Steve though. I think all this hate is a bit much. Ricky and Steve share moments in terms of quick, sharp-witted humour in my opinion.

[wetknee]

Its not really hate is it :P most of what I wroted was hardcore praise!

Its just he thinks he's alot sharper than he is.."DESTROY"..he thinks he could DESTROY him with his words. He never could.

i dunno, i think he could be incredibly nasty, just by saying soemthing like; karl, you're genuinely retarded, you're the stupidest person i've ever met etc.

Thats not clever or witty though is it? I dont think Karl would care if he said that either. He'd need to come up with something to shut him up and I dont think saying "Karl you're retarded" for the 50th time would do it.

[HumanityManatee]

I don't think Steve's ever won against Karl, and I don't think he ever will, because what can he say that they haven't already said on the show? Whereas Karl just needs to say something about Steve's looks and he'll go quiet or punch him.

[Christina]

What makes Karl's stories so entertaining isn't the fact he believes it, it's the way Ricky gets so wound up by them, and how predictable each 'twist' is.

This is what I hate most about Monkey News (and Karl). The fact that they are so ridiculous leads me to one of two conclusions: Karl doesn't believe them and is playing it up for funny factor, which is lame. Or, Karl is actually a complete and utter subnormal human being and should be locked up for his, and others, own good.

Karl is an absolute cunt sometimes, I don't see how people are 'never' annoyed by him.

S>R>K

This thread is making me hate Karl even more...how odd.

Fuck the haters!

[Calum]

S<R<K

corrected.

[Christina]

S<R<K

corrected.

You know what? Just go back to your room! Stay there UNTIL I TELL YOU TO COME OUT. You're losing your TV and computer for the week if this carries on.

[snail16]

The sock packing is one of my favourite parts, and I also think Steve finished it off perfectly. Makes me laugh every time.

[ScottHanson]

Nah.

Which is not to say Steve isn't witty, 'did you press that with your finger?', 'I can't stand people begging on radio', among others.

[Retinend]

R: "I'm glad you're enjoying it but would you stop going on about the fucking socks? We're on holiday"
R: "oh look, rita - yes I know you were packing fucking socks yesterday. let's not fucking talk about it for a week, y'boring bastard"
"ooor, Rita - WHAT?! - this time I was - YES YOU WERE PACKING FUCKING SOCKS IN A RUBBER CUNTING BAG"
S: "No, I was having LUNCH at this time, you fucking slut"

it's kind of a punchline, but isn't very funny, and is actually quite nasty

[Bear Pants]

The Steve hate hurts me. :(

Me too!