Funniest Thing Steve Has Ever Said

[mcbrite]

Ricky: This isn't the Titanic, I don't have to keep on playing...
Steve: Well, it feel's like a bit of a sinking ship...

Laughed my ass off... ;)

[slytown]

Reminds me, I've been listening to 'Series 0' again recently, just Rick and Steve playing off each other is fucking great, and I love... there's a lovely little moment after Steve tells the story about going to buy fags for a girl and getting caught up in a robbery. Finishes by explaining that the girl had gone home by the time he returned, says "It didn't happen." (any actual action with the girl), and Ricky just mutters "It will."

Also...
Ricky: Do you know what happens when you sleep with an animal?
Steve: What've you heard?

They're just so fucking quick in those episodes. It makes me really sad that we may never get ahold of the full tapes, but what we do have is great.

I've noticed that too. The non-Karl episodes are underrated because those two are brilliant together. I guess since we have the option of Karl to play with it's hard to beat shows with him in them.

[baldwin471]

Steve: She hangs around with a dog.

Ricky: Do lesbians do that?

Steve: Well have you seen some lesbians? They're right dogs. Goodnight!

Funniest thing I've ever heard Steve say.

[Iago]

Bartitsvah.

[Badlands]

"Ugh, those bloody Glangmores"

[MegaFamous]

"Rockbusters."

[octoplasm]

on one of the xfm shows when karl's telling monkey news about the monkey filming the animals ricky says "NO HE DIDN"T" and steve says "this is the news, this is the news..."

[MaggieSt]

Steve: "Sadly, it was a beautiful day, Rick".

[baldwin471]

"With your bald head you probably look like an enormous vibrator"

[No It's Not Dire Straits]

- Karl is going on about not knowing which side his penis "dresses". Steve, quick as a flash, says "maybe it's not big enough to make that sort of judgement.." or something to that effect. Ricky doesn't laugh and the gag sort of slips by. I think its an incredibly underrated moment.

- When he tells Karl that it may be better to have a few minutes of silence than the next installment of "Rockbusters".

- When he's going through Karl's DVD prizes for Rockbusters and says things like "oh atrocious show", and "which you can catch on UK Gold every Thursday" and "good show, but again, on TV most nights."