Funniest Thing Steve Has Ever Said

[Vermox]

When discussing their looks

"Sorry, Johnny Depp!"

[itwasdevasted]

what is he a fucking serial killer?

Illegal breifs

also totally agree about bein annoyed never got to hear Steve going into the discussion about killing someone famous.some shit about a bag

jus thought of another"do you like Tom cruises face but not his acting"

[Vahl]

When he was discussing Chinatown and he said "With those little wooden shoes, they are brilliant arent they" and rick is just laughing in the background.

[Iago]

"One day I hope to sleep with a lady"

Funny, and it makes you wonder... lanky goggle-eyed virgin?

[BritishHobo]

Reminds me, I've been listening to 'Series 0' again recently, just Rick and Steve playing off each other is fucking great, and I love... there's a lovely little moment after Steve tells the story about going to buy fags for a girl and getting caught up in a robbery. Finishes by explaining that the girl had gone home by the time he returned, says "It didn't happen." (any actual action with the girl), and Ricky just mutters "It will."

Also...
Ricky: Do you know what happens when you sleep with an animal?
Steve: What've you heard?

They're just so fucking quick in those episodes. It makes me really sad that we may never get ahold of the full tapes, but what we do have is great.

[tankard]

Funny, and it makes you wonder... lanky goggle-eyed virgin?

A possibility at the time, but not a chance in hell today. He's been out with some hotties since becoming rich and famous and I seriously doubt he hasn't slept with at least one.

[dickers_]

"Play it again!"

[Vahl]

"We can make wine"

[Fulking Cump]

There's so many but my memory is awful. From an XFM show I heard recently:

"I watched Are You Good In Bed? last night. I already knew the answer. It was no."

And others have already mentioned one that makes me laugh every single time!

"E. I don't like Spike Lee, I'm a racist."

[36 Levi's]

Na na na da da Check-Point Charlie...da da da da Oliver's Army. Nothing. No idea.

[having a stroke]

I still think Girl on a Train anecdote is his finest moment. It's very relatable for chumps like me

[Scotland Rocks!]

I still think Girl on a Train anecdote is his finest moment. It's very relatable for chumps like me

Because you look like Boris Becker, or because you look nothing like Boris Becker?

[having a stroke]

I still think Girl on a Train anecdote is his finest moment. It's very relatable for chumps like me

Because you look like Boris Becker, or because you look nothing like Boris Becker?

A little from column A, a little from column B.

though mostly because I like to stare at girls in public transports.

[candy_p]

That time when he says "the French" after Ricky says "well, things that eat frogs".

[Sofa]

Can't be bothered to see if it's in this thread already, can't find the transcript, so here it is from memory:


* Karl gives Rockbusters answers
* Ricky is furious
* Steve: "I'm gonna gives these prizes to Gina."
* Ricky (to Karl): You're an idiot.
[silence]
* Steve: as are you Gina.
* Ricky explodes with laughter.