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The Official "Guide To" Thread

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The Official "Guide To" Thread

Postby Spuddy » Thu 06 May, 2010 3:23 pm

Discuss all things relating to the Guide To podcasts!
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Re: The Official "Guide To" Thread

Postby Ay!MeWineHouse! » Fri 21 May, 2010 11:34 am

I like tic tacs me. Alright I'll talk to albert, Albert you got tic tacs? I've got 30 crates if that'll do ya?Yeah bring em round, put em under cupboard. He's gone through 12 crates. What's his breath like? Fuckin' lovely but he's being sick all over the cunting place. Oh d'ya want some more? Nooooo course we fucking don't. You'll talk about that in a few years time. Course we will for about a fucking hour, then we'll bring it up in an audiobook. - Ricky Gervais

Guide To....The Human Body.
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Re: The Official "Guide To" Thread

Postby Christ de Berg » Fri 21 May, 2010 3:01 pm

HILDA!
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Re: The Official "Guide To" Thread

Postby jwktje » Fri 21 May, 2010 10:38 pm

doesn't every guide to... have its own corresponding thread already?
They found them both in the same distance...
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Re: The Official "Guide To" Thread

Postby ike » Fri 21 May, 2010 10:45 pm

Yep... So does every Xfm/Podcast episode. They all seem to have been lost in the midst of the forum during the layout change.
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Re: The Official "Guide To" Thread

Postby Spuddy » Fri 21 May, 2010 11:17 pm

They were hidden, because they were hard to find and pointless.
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Re: The Official "Guide To" Thread

Postby Barrylad » Sat 22 May, 2010 1:00 am

Yeah we had a thread for every show but it was in a mess of a board and questions and thoughts always wound up in RSK anyway, so this was just easier and tidier.
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Re: The Official "Guide To" Thread

Postby reg varney » Fri 09 Jul, 2010 10:59 am

Guide to World Cup = best guide to
More of a Togcast than a podcast (duvet related joke that)
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Re: The Official "Guide To" Thread

Postby GivEmAnother3% » Fri 09 Jul, 2010 4:46 pm

reg varney wrote:Guide to World Cup = best guide to


I think that award should go the the Philosophy guide. I remember first listening to that & when Karl says his wish forhis name to be Bret I was taking a drink & spit it all over my computer screen whilst continuing to laugh. Also you can't forget the wholemunchies thing......
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Re: The Official "Guide To" Thread

Postby it's_a_foodage » Fri 09 Jul, 2010 4:50 pm

Ay!MeWineHouse! wrote:I like tic tacs me. Alright I'll talk to albert, Albert you got tic tacs? I've got 30 crates if that'll do ya?Yeah bring em round, put em under cupboard. He's gone through 12 crates. What's his breath like? Fuckin' lovely but he's being sick all over the cunding place. Oh d'ya want some more? Nooooo course we fucking don't. You'll talk about that in a few years time. Course we will for about a fucking hour, then we'll bring it up in an audiobook. - Ricky Gervais

Guide To....The Human Body.


This is my favourite bit from all the guide to podcasts. Never fails to have me in stitches.
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Re: The Official "Guide To" Thread

Postby ike » Sat 10 Jul, 2010 2:02 am

It's tinging it's way up the tube, it's tinging it's way up the tube, ting tong, ping pong, it's tinging it's way up the tube.
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Re: The Official "Guide To" Thread

Postby reg varney » Mon 12 Jul, 2010 7:53 am

GivEmAnother3% wrote:
reg varney wrote:Guide to World Cup = best guide to


I think that award should go the the Philosophy guide. I remember first listening to that & when Karl says his wish forhis name to be Bret I was taking a drink & spit it all over my computer screen whilst continuing to laugh. Also you can't forget the wholemunchies thing......


Ha ha munchies

"Well I'd like them all please"

"No don't be so greedy"
More of a Togcast than a podcast (duvet related joke that)
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Re: The Official "Guide To" Thread

Postby Victoria_Plum » Thu 22 Jul, 2010 12:05 pm

Christ de Berg wrote:HILDA!


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Re: The Official "Guide To" Thread

Postby TheRiceisRight » Sat 24 Jul, 2010 5:47 pm

'she came in, sweating like some..BISON.it just annoyed me that she wanted a pat on her big hefty fat back...'
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Re: The Official "Guide To" Thread

Postby Calum » Sat 24 Jul, 2010 6:17 pm

TheRiceisRight wrote:'she came in, sweating like some..BISON.it just annoyed me that she wanted a pat on her big hefty fat back...'

that bit makes me laugh so much.
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