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Funniest Thing Steve Has Ever Said
Re: Funniest Thing Steve Has Ever Said
by CantSayBien » Sat 13 Aug, 2011 1:02 am
If I was listening to me on the radio, I wouldn't be able to say, "oh, he's a...", ya know? And slag me off an' that, 'cause I don't know what I look like, and I quite like that.
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Re: Funniest Thing Steve Has Ever Said
by Scotland Rocks! » Sat 13 Aug, 2011 4:13 am
Calum wrote:Paul ShitsTheBed.
Couldn't agree more. I love this line.
Calum wrote:Don't lol much at stuff steve says usually.
Couldn't disagree more. But that's OK.
mars bah bah bah wrote:hahaha yes SR intervening to yell at the players for being stupid occasionally certainly enhanced the entertainment value.
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Re: Funniest Thing Steve Has Ever Said
by Iago » Sat 13 Aug, 2011 2:38 pm
Okay, what does that noise mean?
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Re: Funniest Thing Steve Has Ever Said
by CantSayBien » Sun 14 Aug, 2011 4:01 am
Iago wrote:Okay, what does that noise mean?
Which one? "ding dong!" ?
Have a listen to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytasRY1egpk
If I was listening to me on the radio, I wouldn't be able to say, "oh, he's a...", ya know? And slag me off an' that, 'cause I don't know what I look like, and I quite like that.
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Re: Funniest Thing Steve Has Ever Said
by Iago » Sun 14 Aug, 2011 2:13 pm
CantSayBien wrote:Iago wrote:Okay, what does that noise mean?
Which one? "ding dong!" ?
Have a listen to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytasRY1egpk
No Steve says that after Karl makes a noise to punctuate some mad sentence. I can't remember which show, I think it's one of the guides.
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Re: Funniest Thing Steve Has Ever Said
by BritishHobo » Wed 24 Aug, 2011 3:36 pm
"If you're one of our listeners, um, perhaps if you know somebody who finished school... you could maybe pop next door, get them."
While Karl's trying to tell a monkey news story in the minute they have left, Ricky makes him laugh and he stops:
Steve: Come on. Come on!
Karl: See you later. Have a good Christmas.
Steve: NO! KARL! How dare you.
While Karl's trying to tell a monkey news story in the minute they have left, Ricky makes him laugh and he stops:
Steve: Come on. Come on!
Karl: See you later. Have a good Christmas.
Steve: NO! KARL! How dare you.
If you didn't spend so much time squeezing his head, and eating pies, we might get something done!
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Re: Funniest Thing Steve Has Ever Said
by TheRiceisRight » Wed 24 Aug, 2011 4:46 pm
'are you morally objectional? call in on...'
'What I mean is...I don't know what I mean'
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Re: Funniest Thing Steve Has Ever Said
by Tom Nicholls » Mon 29 Aug, 2011 6:54 pm
Karl: I like to have walks.....
Steve: Like a dog...
Steve: Like a dog...
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Re: Funniest Thing Steve Has Ever Said
by Rob-Her-Plant » Thu 01 Sep, 2011 11:39 am
School Uniform...School Uniform...School Uniform...lanky kid dressed as a clown...School Uniform
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Re: Funniest Thing Steve Has Ever Said
by SteveC » Thu 01 Sep, 2011 1:16 pm
Reading through this thread was fantastic!
My favs have to be:
Have you seen some lesbians, they're right dogs .. goodnight!!
A minute and a half for soup?!
You don't like Chinese food? Is that what you're thinking?
My favs have to be:
Have you seen some lesbians, they're right dogs .. goodnight!!
A minute and a half for soup?!
You don't like Chinese food? Is that what you're thinking?
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Re: Funniest Thing Steve Has Ever Said
by SteveC » Thu 01 Sep, 2011 1:21 pm
Oh and:
I'll probably be heading over to LA-NYPD ...
I'll probably be heading over to LA-NYPD ...
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Re: Funniest Thing Steve Has Ever Said
by Dglgmut » Wed 14 Sep, 2011 2:48 pm
When Karl was talking about the conjoined twins and says that one was adopted, Ricky and Steve do a great improv where Steve pretends to be a man in a rush to adopt a child...
It ends with Steve asking to be able to walk 360 degrees around the kid first because she was standing beside a bush, and Ricky quickly goes "Do you want her or not?"
Steve: Yes, I... I can't believe it! What's that little trolly!?
I love that...
It ends with Steve asking to be able to walk 360 degrees around the kid first because she was standing beside a bush, and Ricky quickly goes "Do you want her or not?"
Steve: Yes, I... I can't believe it! What's that little trolly!?
I love that...
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Re: Funniest Thing Steve Has Ever Said
by CantSayBien » Fri 23 Dec, 2011 11:09 am
Sorry for the bump, but I have to add this one I just heard:
Karl: ...but then he says ... where's me gun
Ricky: Yeah ... 'cause she's a slut
Karl: Why?
Ricky: Because she's going off
Karl: Yeah but what does he expect her to do?
Ricky: What? - Just cos he - He paralyzed his legs fighting for his country! Presumably in the Vietnam war, that crazy Asian war. So he's gone, he's fought for his country, he's taken a bullet, he's come home, he can't walk, he should be a hero, and then his wife's going around putting it about down town!
Steve: Why do I never meet women like Ruby?
Karl: ...but then he says ... where's me gun
Ricky: Yeah ... 'cause she's a slut
Karl: Why?
Ricky: Because she's going off
Karl: Yeah but what does he expect her to do?
Ricky: What? - Just cos he - He paralyzed his legs fighting for his country! Presumably in the Vietnam war, that crazy Asian war. So he's gone, he's fought for his country, he's taken a bullet, he's come home, he can't walk, he should be a hero, and then his wife's going around putting it about down town!
Steve: Why do I never meet women like Ruby?
If I was listening to me on the radio, I wouldn't be able to say, "oh, he's a...", ya know? And slag me off an' that, 'cause I don't know what I look like, and I quite like that.
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Re: Funniest Thing Steve Has Ever Said
by EinHistory » Fri 23 Dec, 2011 1:35 pm
"Drop your trousers."
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Re: Funniest Thing Steve Has Ever Said
by ollieg_94 » Fri 30 Dec, 2011 5:25 pm
"Rick, there's a lot of crap in the studio and only some of it is Rockbusters prizes."
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