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Re: Funniest Thing Steve Has Ever Said

Postby CantSayBien » Sat 13 Aug, 2011 1:02 am

"Do you think this show might be a bit offensive to some?"
"Ding dong!"
If I was listening to me on the radio, I wouldn't be able to say, "oh, he's a...", ya know? And slag me off an' that, 'cause I don't know what I look like, and I quite like that.
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Re: Funniest Thing Steve Has Ever Said

Postby Scotland Rocks! » Sat 13 Aug, 2011 4:13 am

Calum wrote:Paul ShitsTheBed.


Couldn't agree more. I love this line.

Calum wrote:Don't lol much at stuff steve says usually.


Couldn't disagree more. But that's OK.
mars bah bah bah wrote:hahaha yes SR intervening to yell at the players for being stupid occasionally certainly enhanced the entertainment value.


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Re: Funniest Thing Steve Has Ever Said

Postby Iago » Sat 13 Aug, 2011 2:38 pm

Okay, what does that noise mean?
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Re: Funniest Thing Steve Has Ever Said

Postby CantSayBien » Sun 14 Aug, 2011 4:01 am

Iago wrote:Okay, what does that noise mean?


Which one? "ding dong!" ?

Have a listen to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytasRY1egpk
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Re: Funniest Thing Steve Has Ever Said

Postby Iago » Sun 14 Aug, 2011 2:13 pm

CantSayBien wrote:
Iago wrote:Okay, what does that noise mean?


Which one? "ding dong!" ?

Have a listen to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytasRY1egpk


No Steve says that after Karl makes a noise to punctuate some mad sentence. I can't remember which show, I think it's one of the guides.
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Re: Funniest Thing Steve Has Ever Said

Postby BritishHobo » Wed 24 Aug, 2011 3:36 pm

"If you're one of our listeners, um, perhaps if you know somebody who finished school... you could maybe pop next door, get them."

While Karl's trying to tell a monkey news story in the minute they have left, Ricky makes him laugh and he stops:

Steve: Come on. Come on!
Karl: See you later. Have a good Christmas.
Steve: NO! KARL! How dare you.
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Re: Funniest Thing Steve Has Ever Said

Postby TheRiceisRight » Wed 24 Aug, 2011 4:46 pm

'are you morally objectional? call in on...'
'What I mean is...I don't know what I mean'

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Re: Funniest Thing Steve Has Ever Said

Postby Tom Nicholls » Mon 29 Aug, 2011 6:54 pm

Karl: I like to have walks.....
Steve: Like a dog...
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Re: Funniest Thing Steve Has Ever Said

Postby Rob-Her-Plant » Thu 01 Sep, 2011 11:39 am

School Uniform...School Uniform...School Uniform...lanky kid dressed as a clown...School Uniform
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Re: Funniest Thing Steve Has Ever Said

Postby SteveC » Thu 01 Sep, 2011 1:16 pm

Reading through this thread was fantastic!

My favs have to be:

Have you seen some lesbians, they're right dogs .. goodnight!!

A minute and a half for soup?!

You don't like Chinese food? Is that what you're thinking?
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Re: Funniest Thing Steve Has Ever Said

Postby SteveC » Thu 01 Sep, 2011 1:21 pm

Oh and:

I'll probably be heading over to LA-NYPD ...
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Re: Funniest Thing Steve Has Ever Said

Postby Dglgmut » Wed 14 Sep, 2011 2:48 pm

When Karl was talking about the conjoined twins and says that one was adopted, Ricky and Steve do a great improv where Steve pretends to be a man in a rush to adopt a child...

It ends with Steve asking to be able to walk 360 degrees around the kid first because she was standing beside a bush, and Ricky quickly goes "Do you want her or not?"

Steve: Yes, I... I can't believe it! What's that little trolly!?

I love that...
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Re: Funniest Thing Steve Has Ever Said

Postby CantSayBien » Fri 23 Dec, 2011 11:09 am

Sorry for the bump, but I have to add this one I just heard:

Karl: ...but then he says ... where's me gun
Ricky: Yeah ... 'cause she's a slut
Karl: Why?
Ricky: Because she's going off
Karl: Yeah but what does he expect her to do?
Ricky: What? - Just cos he - He paralyzed his legs fighting for his country! Presumably in the Vietnam war, that crazy Asian war. So he's gone, he's fought for his country, he's taken a bullet, he's come home, he can't walk, he should be a hero, and then his wife's going around putting it about down town!
Steve: Why do I never meet women like Ruby?
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Re: Funniest Thing Steve Has Ever Said

Postby EinHistory » Fri 23 Dec, 2011 1:35 pm

"Drop your trousers."
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Re: Funniest Thing Steve Has Ever Said

Postby ollieg_94 » Fri 30 Dec, 2011 5:25 pm

"Rick, there's a lot of crap in the studio and only some of it is Rockbusters prizes."
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