Funniest thing Ricky has ever said

[Vahl]

"Do you wanna buy a gold dragon?"

[Vahl]

Oh, and that Froggy ad he made for X-ray magazine

[Ting up the Tube]

in the Human Body Audio book when Karl is talking about all the tic tacs his Dad got him once, and how when he was vacuuming you could always hear them "ting thier way up the tube" Ricky Laughed then straight away sang "It's tinging it's way up the tube, It's tinging it's way up the tube TING TONG FLING FONG It's tinging it's way up the tube!" My favourite bit of all time i think

[Platyhelminth]

"And as for the chicken: you're ripping off the turkey, y'cunt!"

[Iago]

Quick one I just heard.

When Claire "Karl" Sturgess was driving the desk and Steve got confused with the name.

Ricky - "Was it the shaved head or the stupidity?"

[monkeysandthat]

in the Human Body Audio book when Karl is talking about all the tic tacs his Dad got him once, and how when he was vacuuming you could always hear them "ting thier way up the tube" Ricky Laughed then straight away sang "It's tinging it's way up the tube, It's tinging it's way up the tube TING TONG FLING FONG It's tinging it's way up the tube!" My favourite bit of all time i think

isn't it ping pong? i always heard ping pong. you are right though, love the spontaneity of it.

[ColmDawson]

"...do you see how the go-kart can be both good and evil?"

[Between 1 and 3]

"What's that you've got there? That looks like a pile of shit Steve, throw that in the bin, throw that away"

Not an exact quote, but it is much funnier in the odd voice he decided to say it in though.

[CantSayBien]

Rodney you plonker!

[FranceFoodin'and]

Somethin' like "You, the listener, you come first, yeah!?

[scruffy_sandra]

"The headline was probably 'Monkey Feels a Right Tit' and you've extrapalated ALL this from that"

[scruffy_sandra]

I've always loved Ricky doing Karl's accent too... "eeeeee Karl, you've paid me milk bill for this week. That were reet nice"

also

"There's nowt so barm as cake, know me know me ways, get out ye twiddleflunt"

Crack me up every time!

[RandyChimp]

When he says "ta'oo's" when karls talking about tattoos.

Also, "RIGHT, That's the end of monkey news. THAT'S THE END OF MONKEY NEWS. You've blown it, you've got no features left!"

[Kasaraki]

I've always loved Ricky doing Karl's accent too... "eeeeee Karl, you've paid me milk bill for this week. That were reet nice"

also

"There's nowt so barm as cake, know me know me ways, get out ye twiddleflunt"

Crack me up every time!

Agreed! Also in the March 8th 2003 episode, where Karl is ill, he does a so-terrible-it's-funny impression of poor Karl:

Ricky: (Cartoonish Manc Accent) Eeee, by 'eck... is like. Did I tell thee about me auntie Flora who shat herself for 3 hours once? Did I tell ya? Oooh, eeeeee, I don't... (Struggling) Ooh, there was a woman born once--

[TheMongBoy]

"...and I didn't know it was a JUICY pear!"

dont know why.