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The 'Life's Too Short' Thread

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Re: The 'Life's Too Short' Thread

Postby Wife of Brian » Wed 18 Apr, 2012 5:12 am

Spuddy wrote:Yeah but despite what he says Rick knows that the Warwick centred show was dwarful.


One could say it was very short on the laughs.
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Re: The 'Life's Too Short' Thread

Postby Scotland Rocks! » Wed 18 Apr, 2012 5:29 am

Wife of Brian wrote:
Spuddy wrote:Yeah but despite what he says Rick knows that the Warwick centred show was dwarful.


One could say it was very short on the laughs.


Could've been an elf a lot better.
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Re: The 'Life's Too Short' Thread

Postby Jools Holland » Wed 18 Apr, 2012 5:37 am

I'd say Wawrick was a bit of a midget

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Re: The 'Life's Too Short' Thread

Postby ike » Wed 18 Apr, 2012 12:02 pm

I hope Warwick doesn't read this thread, some of these jokes are a little personal
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Re: The 'Life's Too Short' Thread

Postby Steven » Wed 18 Apr, 2012 12:05 pm

stupid midget sitcom
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Re: The 'Life's Too Short' Thread

Postby Dam Helder » Wed 18 Apr, 2012 12:07 pm

would be funnier if essentially the same joke hadnt been done two posts before

Let's all give Warrick a BIG HANDS FOR SUCH A TINY BODY
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Re: The 'Life's Too Short' Thread

Postby Jenson's Beard » Wed 18 Apr, 2012 12:33 pm

I thought LTS would be fun, s'ize gutted when it wasn't.
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Re: The 'Life's Too Short' Thread

Postby Scotland Rocks! » Wed 18 Apr, 2012 1:59 pm

Still can't believe he's agreed to ride in a bike basket with Karl. Why don't Ewok instead?
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Re: The 'Life's Too Short' Thread

Postby Vahl » Wed 18 Apr, 2012 2:37 pm

Karl has to be careful, he might fall out of the basket
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Re: The 'Life's Too Short' Thread

Postby Vahl » Wed 18 Apr, 2012 2:38 pm

It might cause a bit of a stare
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Re: The 'Life's Too Short' Thread

Postby ThisTricycle » Wed 18 Apr, 2012 2:56 pm

short midget dwarfy dwarf dwarf
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Re: The 'Life's Too Short' Thread

Postby RandyChimp » Wed 18 Apr, 2012 4:55 pm

I was looking forward to Life's Too Short. What a shame.

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Re: The 'Life's Too Short' Thread

Postby Wife of Brian » Wed 18 Apr, 2012 5:12 pm

When is the special coming out? I hope Willow soon.
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Re: The 'Life's Too Short' Thread

Postby croney » Wed 18 Apr, 2012 5:30 pm

I'm surprised such a big Star Wars up for being in the short way round A new hope it doesn't ruin his career
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Re: The 'Life's Too Short' Thread

Postby CantSayBien » Wed 18 Apr, 2012 5:34 pm

This thread has hit an all time low

Also, the next person to make the joke of writing midget out of context or without sense gets a punch in the face
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