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kate_mckay wrote:Well you can wipe that lippy off love, but if you want to have a dragon carved into your arse then make sure it coils right around your body and is breathing fire out of your cunt.
having a stroke wrote:Can't believe people are picking Steve. He's a frail, neurotic nerd. He'd be no help at all. Except maybe for picking fruit off trees.
Not to mention the endless hilarity of seeing him hit his head on low branches. That's a pretty important factor.
DasLankyGogglEye wrote:You know, this very nearly sold the idea to me. I love a bit of the Smerch but I think he'd wind me up horribly if he was my only human company.
I toyed with the idea of Karl since he's quite handy so he might be useful at building a shelter but I think he's just too miserable. Ricky would at least keep being amusing.