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Re: Ricky's Twitter

Postby chinchilla » Fri 18 May, 2012 4:03 pm

ThePilkinator wrote:
piqsirpoq wrote:
RandyChimp wrote:HA! I love the comparison of Ricky Gervais and Al Qaeda.


One of these days Ricky is going to bomb before a large crowd.


He already did. Diana concert LOL


so gervais killed diana AND done the twin towers!?

they were like his testers before his final ultimate act of global terrorism that was Life's too short,,,

maybe that was a hidden message about how he's gonna actually live forever with the virgins..(Steve)

ricky is an islamic extremist..........splains everything...
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Re: Ricky's Twitter

Postby RandyChimp » Sat 19 May, 2012 11:13 am

@rickygervais wrote:Just blocked 2 people who asked me not to tweet about my views on religion. They obviously couldn't find their unfollow button so I helped.


Why...why does he have to be such a utter fucking cunt on twitter? Why? What does he get out of it? All I see when I think of him on twitter is him, sat at a computer, sniggering as he types, with a nasty little sneer on his face. What's the point of his posts? He doesn't offer any news, it's the same old shit that's not funny on a constant fucking loop forever.
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Re: Ricky's Twitter

Postby having a stroke » Sat 19 May, 2012 12:41 pm

I don't really know what else could be said on the subject at this point, and it's obvious he's not gonna stop, so I'll just say this one thing and drop it forever.

How a sucessful, reasonably intelligent, grown-ass man in his fifties can spend all his time on a fucking social media website throwing petty insults at people who disagree with him, going around spouting what's completely obvious to anyone with a sliver of a brain and thinking he's some fucking crusader for truth fighting ignorance, when his core beliefs are founded on the fact that our time on earth is limited and precious is beyond me on so many levels.

what a mong.

I mean, what kind of twat wastes their lives talkin shit on the inter-OH WAIT
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Re: Ricky's Twitter

Postby You Are Joking » Sat 19 May, 2012 2:55 pm

In case anyone needs reminding that Ricky was handsome at 20, fat at 40 and a cunt at 50, he's posted some pictures cataloguing the transition again. Pretty cool.
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Re: Ricky's Twitter

Postby Hazz » Sat 19 May, 2012 5:52 pm

I'm afraid I can't respect ridiculous, unfounded beliefs, but I do respect everyone's right to have them. Peace.

He doesn't respect "everyone's right to have ridiculous, unfounded beliefs". He constantly attacks those people.
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Re: Ricky's Twitter

Postby RandyChimp » Sun 20 May, 2012 12:12 am

He's sort of like a band which plays one song at their concert, over and over again for several hours. And if one person in the audience says "Man, I wish they'd play something else", they stop, shine a spotlight on the person and say over a loudspeaker "This cunt doesn't like this method we have taken to following. Does anyone else hate him?", followed by all the "new fans" throwing shit at the poor guy as he tries to escape the horde of hate.

Or something like that.
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Re: Ricky's Twitter

Postby Jools Holland » Sun 20 May, 2012 2:05 pm

The only issue I have with his religious tweeting is the hypocrisy of it all


1. Saying he respects other peoples right to believe...then hangs shit on them
2. Only attacks christains. Havn't seen any amusing Muslim bashing tweets from ricky. Cop out
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Re: Ricky's Twitter

Postby Jenson's Beard » Sun 20 May, 2012 2:13 pm

He's not infringing on anyone's right to believe things by ripping on their beliefs. That point of argument is safe, because it's just as fair for him to have beliefs that religion is stupid.

I do wish he would stop going on about it though.
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Re: Ricky's Twitter

Postby Dickers! » Sun 20 May, 2012 4:53 pm

There does seem to be a lot of hypocrisy. He does the "which one" thing when people say they believe in God. He then only attacks christians.
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Re: Ricky's Twitter

Postby Manhole Cover » Sun 20 May, 2012 5:31 pm

for God's sake Ricky, give it a fucking rest
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Re: Ricky's Twitter

Postby You Are Joking » Sun 20 May, 2012 11:59 pm

@rickygervais wrote:“@middlefloordan: @spluttermonkey Yeah shame on you for crushing mythical beliefs!!” Haha My bad


This is what perpetuates it. These sycophantic fucking half-wits.

@middlefloordan wrote:@rickygervais 'I am god, can i say something funny' 'um, no, you already brought out that book of funny stories, the bible'!


LMAO. Burn! He'd tweeted Gervais with inane drivel like this thousands of times before he got his hit.

@middlefloordan wrote:@rickygervais 'All thinking men are atheists' Ernest Hemingway.

@middlefloordan wrote:@whufc_official YYYYEEEEEEEESSSSS!!!! COME ON YOU IRONS!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Re: Ricky's Twitter

Postby RandyChimp » Mon 21 May, 2012 12:50 am

You Are Joking wrote:
@middlefloordan wrote:@rickygervais 'All thinking men are atheists' Ernest Hemingway.

@middlefloordan wrote:@whufc_official YYYYEEEEEEEESSSSS!!!! COME ON YOU IRONS!!!!!!!!!!!!


But not all atheists are thinking men.


BAM! Epic comeback. :)
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Re: Ricky's Twitter

Postby Gtpod » Mon 21 May, 2012 5:48 am

You Are Joking wrote:
@middlefloordan wrote:@rickygervais 'All thinking men are atheists' Ernest Hemingway.

@middlefloordan wrote:@whufc_official YYYYEEEEEEEESSSSS!!!! COME ON YOU IRONS!!!!!!!!!!!!


But not all atheists are thinking men.

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Re: Ricky's Twitter

Postby Hazz » Mon 21 May, 2012 4:55 pm

@RickyGervais wrote:Me, voicing my atheist views won't change opinion either way. But it may give people the courage to voice what they always knew deep down.

The atheist agenda continues...
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Re: Ricky's Twitter

Postby You Are Joking » Mon 21 May, 2012 5:20 pm

Hazz wrote:
@RickyGervais wrote:Me, voicing my atheist views won't change opinion either way. But it may give people the courage to voice what they always knew deep down.



It certainly has done for me.
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