Xfm Series 1

This is the first series of Xfm shows featuring Ricky Gervais, Steve Merchant, and, of course, Karl Pilkington. Ricky and Steve had previous series on Xfm, but they did not feature Karl. The earliest found recording from this series is from 10 Nov 2001, but comment made in that show indicate that there had already been a few shows.

10 November 2001

10 November 2001 is the earliest known recording of Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant on Xfm following their return to the station after the Capital Group takeover. The recording is incomplete, accounting for just 20 minutes of the 2 hour show. The series began several weeks before this episode, with some remembering the 06 October 2001 episode because producer Karl Pilkington forgot to turn the microphones on.

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17 November 2001

Stephen talks about Mystic Meg, which bird has a penis leading onto a "cock" discussion, did you see that film last night, Gaylords Say No?, Children in Need, Ricky reviews Rain Man and Ricky asks Karl's views on The White Stripes version of "Jolene".

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24 November 2001

It's Steve's birthday, and he's hung-over, after a night out when he managed to get some of his mates in to a club "for a pound off". Steve tells of inappropriate past gifts from his father.

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01 December 2001

Too many good tunes, new feature: that film sounds good
"Better than last week - no it wasn't"/50 Most Eligible Batchelors/"Steve Merchant wants a wife"
TV supplements come out too early/"My gran sounded like a squeezebox"/"We're talking rubbish"
That Film Sounds Good: Bobby Womack - "Across 110th Street"
Ricky goes boxing and was training to the Rocky soundtrack
"I hated U2 for about 15 years"
Ricky's Film Review: "My Left Foot"

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08 December 2001

"Some great records..."
"...sounds like a novelty record..."/MC Hammer used to keep a lot of bibles in his
trousers/Pilkington is a funny name
Karl had a mobile disco with Glen Makin: "Pilkie's Makin music"/Steve's stint as the Rock'n'Roll DJs/songs Ricky had to play/
Coldplay - "Yellow"
Win tickets for K-Fest
De La Soul - "Watch Out"
Steve's dad heard Steve slagging off his birthday present/Ricky once told a story about how he used to piss in the sink of the bedsit he had with his girlfriend "I used to lift the dishes - it was quite hygenic" and his girlfriend's mum was listening
Oasis - "Don't Look Back In Anger"
"Have you ever wet the bed?" Ricky stayed at his girlfriend's parent's house and got so drunk he collapsed on the floor and amused himself trying to trip people over... and pissed on her while she was in bed
Hip-hop Hooray: Mad Skillz - ""
Gorillaz - "Rok Da House"
Ricky once thought a used condom was a discarded snakeskin and tried to torment his sister with it/Steve's mate tried to give a bird the kiss of life/Ricky killed a fish with a bow and arrow/Karl had a pet magpie called "Maggie": "...it flew around and it would come to me all the time, then it started pecking me head..."
Wu Tang Clan - "Gravel Pit"
Steve was working at the BBC, driving a hire car, ferrying actors around, a white van came into the garage while he was filling up and was offered "a couple of speakers"
Song For The Lovers: Neil Young - "Man Needs A Maid"
Ricky's Film Review: "Schindler's List", "Lord Of The Rings"
Eels - ""
Muse - "Feeling Good"
"That was a load of shit, sorry about that..."/"What's the difference between Muse and Radiohead - phone in..."/Steve saw The White Stripes this week - "best band I've seen since a little band I saw called Oasis for a fiver at Coventry Poly"
Feeder - "Just A Day"
"I don't want to ever play "Feeling Good" again, or Kosheen," or Basement Jaxx. "Carter have sent me some chocolates..." "Anything there from the Senseless Things?"
Radiohead - "Just"
"Let's go and kiss and touch Karl"

15 December 2001

The Strokes - "Last Night"
Good prizes this week: trivia quiz
Coldplay - "Yellow"
"Phone in and pitch a question to us two..."
Garbage - "Cheery Lips"
"Who was the first James Bond?": Bob Holness
Fun Loving Criminal - "Scooby Snacks"
"Which food kind of doesn't make you fat?" Celery
- ""
"Bit too like Portishead..."
"The Pope wears a semi-precious stone - what is the stone?"
Basement Jaxx - "Where's Your Head At?"
"Jonathan Ross just got his massive member out..." "'Hip-Hop Hooray'? That's the worst feature on radio!"
Eminem - "Will The Real Slim Shady"
U2 - "Beautiful Day"
"When did you suddenly become the daddy?" "Am-thurst"/"What's the most expensive pub in London?" The Punch And Judy, Covent Garden "I'll tell you who's bringing us down, it's him! He was just hear to press buttons, we let him on the radio because he's funny and we like him..." Rolling Stones - "Monkey Man"
xfm have given everyone gift vouchers
Sum 41 - "In Too Deep"
Song For The Lovers - Bob Dylan "If You Say Her Say Hello": "The last song I ever played on the old XFM"
The winner of the quiz is playing golf
Stereophonics - "Step On My Old Size Nines"
Ricky's made a Christmas single
Ricky Gervais - "Don't Cry, It's Christmas"
Ash - "There's A Star"
Ricky on politics
Hip-Hop Hooray: Digital Underground - "Same Song"
Super Furry Animals - "It's Not The End Of The World"
Karl is going on holiday to Barbados/touching Karl
Tim Buckley - "Buzzing Fly"

12 January 2002

(Xfm: Early Years Episode 1)

19 January 2002

(Xfm: Early Years Episode 2)

26 January 2002

(Xfm: Early Years Episode 3)

09 February 2002

(Xfm: Early Years Episode 4)

16 February 2002

(Xfm: Early Years Episode 5)

23 February 2002

(Xfm: Early Years Episode 6)

02 March 2002

(Xfm: Early Years Episode 7)

09 March 2002

(Xfm: Early Years Episode 8)

16 March 2002

(Xfm: Early Years Episode 9)

23 March 2002

(Xfm: Early Years Episode 10)

30 March 2002

(Xfm: Early Years Episode 11)

27 April 2002

(Xfm: Early Years Episode 12)