01 November 2003

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Xfm Series 2
August 2002 - August 2003
List of episodes

Episodes:

  1. 24 August 2002 (Transcript)
  2. 31 August 2002 (Transcript)
  3. 07 September 2002 (Transcript)
  4. 14 September 2002 (Transcript) ('Best of')
  5. 21 September 2002 (Transcript)
  6. 28 September 2002 (Transcript)
  7. 05 October 2002 (Transcript)
  8. 12 October 2002 (Transcript)
  9. 19 October 2002 (Transcript)
  10. 26 October 2002 (Transcript)
  11. 02 November 2002 (Transcript)
  12. 09 November 2002 (Transcript)
  13. 16 November 2002 (Transcript)
  14. 23 November 2002 (Transcript)
  15. 30 November 2002 (Transcript)
  16. 07 December 2002 (Transcript)
  17. 14 December 2002 (Transcript)
  18. 21 December 2002 (Transcript)
  19. 28 December 2002 (Transcript) ('Best of')
  20. 04 January 2003 (Transcript)
  21. 11 January 2003 (Transcript)
  22. 18 January 2003 (Transcript)
  23. 25 January 2003 (Transcript)
  24. 01 February 2003 (Transcript)
  25. 08 February 2003 (Transcript)
  26. 15 February 2003 (Transcript)
  27. 22 February 2003 (Transcript) ('Best of')
  28. 01 March 2003 (Transcript) ('Best of')
  29. 08 March 2003 (Transcript)
  30. 15 March 2003 (Transcript)
  31. 22 March 2003 (Transcript)
  32. 29 March 2003 (Transcript)
  33. 05 April 2003 (Transcript)
  34. 12 April 2003 (Transcript)
  35. 19 April 2003 (Transcript)
  36. 26 April 2003 (Transcript)
  37. 03 May 2003 (Transcript)
  38. 10 May 2003 (Transcript)
  39. 17 May 2003 (Transcript)
  40. 31 May 2003 (Transcript)
  41. 07 June 2003 (Transcript)
  42. 14 June 2003 (Transcript)
  43. 21 June 2003 (Transcript)
  44. 28 June 2003
  45. 05 July 2003
  46. 12 July 2003
  47. 19 July 2003
  48. 26 July 2003
  49. 02 August 2003
  50. 09 August 2003
  51. 16 August 2003

1 November 2003 Season 2 Vol 1 on XFM.....

Track Listing

1. Shambles--a shambles already.
Steve or Ricky--"Can you believe that? I'm amazed that we're back on air and it's already a shambles! No-one was speaking, the record was ending it's... look I'm gonna shoot off..."


2. Ricky's Laugh.....
Steve--"I was reading some of the fan e-mails and one of the things people like - actually it divides the listeners - is your laugh. Some people love it, they find it infectious, they find it adorable. But in an enclosed space it's terrifying."


3. Potato Strike.....
Steve--"I was cooking the other night and I panicked - maybe this behaviour will spread now to other organisations. Do you know who I suddenly became terrified might go on strike? The guys in charge of the potatoes!"


4. Toilet etiquette.....
Ricky--"It annoys me that I have to wash my hands at all - I don't wash my hands! Sometimes I don't even bother getting my knob out - I do it where I stand and change my trousers when I get home."


5. Happy--Karl's Happy Meter.....
Karl--"Well, I think I'm happy and that but I don't always show it. I was probably on about a nine when I woke up this morning and then I sort of fell out with Suzanne over her haircut..."


6. Sharks--make Karl happy.....
Karl--"I was happy the other week, right? I was going up to Manchester, sitting on the train, reading about sharks..."


7. Knobnews.....
Karl--"They put him out, for the operation, and he wakes up thinking 'Thank God that's over' - but they've only gone and grown it on his arm!"


8. Rockbusters and Karl taking the piss.....
Ricky--"You know when you do these things? You can't do them in the week, you've got to do them either Saturdays or Mondays. I'm gonna check on that, I don't want you taking time out of things you should be doing at work - Xfm's going down the tubes and you're taking the piss right, left and centre..."


9. Bombing--Who would you bomb?.....
Steve or Ricky--"I'd bomb the Swiss. They've had it easy for far too long - while we were sorting out facism thay were holding ours and Hitler's coats..." Steve would also bomb Iceland.


10. Being tall should be a disability.....
Steve--"It's a nightmare getting comfy chairs that I can sit in at home, I sit in a chair for very long and my back's killing me. Now how is that not a disability? But you don't see people like me whinging..." Steve goes on to say he should get financial assistance to buy a car since he cant buy the little tiny ones. And little people can have a car provided to them for free so they can drive. what?


11. Monkeynews.....
"There was something I found last week about one that was in a nursing home. It escapes from some zoo, it's wandering about enjoying itself then when it got to the night time it was like 'What am I going to do?' and the first place it came across was this old people's home..." They get suspicious when they went thru more fruit an bananas an that than usual.