08 February 2003/Transcript
This is a transcript of the 08 February 2003 episode, from Xfm Series 2
More Features Than Karl Has on His Face
Song: The Cardigans - For What It's Worth
Ricky: (Easy Listening DJ Voice) Oooh, chilly weather, why not put on a cardigan?
Steve Laughs
Ricky: (Easy Listening DJ Voice) That was The Cardigans.
Steve Laughs
Ricky: (Easy Listening DJ Voice) And "For What It's Worth". A lovely tune there. (Normal Voice) Uhh--
Steve: Ohh, that's a joy.
Ricky Giggles
Steve: We should definitely talk like that more often.
Ricky: XFM 104.9. Ricky Gervais, Steve Merchant, Karl Pilkington. All right?
Karl: All right?
Ricky: Yeh.
Steve: How's it going?
Ricky: Well, we got a jam-packed show today--
Steve: Go on.
Ricky: We got- we got- awww- we got so many feat- we got more features than Karl's got on his face--
Steve Laughs While Drinking
Ricky: (Laughing Slightly) Which is- which is about the same as Morph.
Steve: Yeah.
Ricky: Very few. It's just- it's just really a head, innit? The little--
Steve: That's where I've seen him before!
Ricky: Morph!
Steve: On "Take Hart".
Ricky: (Laughing) Ye-yeah, yeah!
Ricky Laughs
Ricky: Umm, we've got, uhh, "Rockbusters". That's- that's--
Steve: (Disappointed) Have we?
Ricky: Still going strong.
Steve: Aw, you know my feelings on that but fair enough.
Ricky: No, but he's- he's gonna- he's said he's gonna, um, buck his ideas up. We've got "Oooh Chimpanzee That!" - Karl finds a- a- an amusing, uh, monkey or ape-related story. Umm, we've got, uhh, "Karl in a Film" again.
Steve: Right. Excellent. Yeah, we've got a lot of great response from that, Karl, on the internet and on the email--
Ricky: It was my favorite thing that we've done.
Steve: People raving about that.
Ricky: Umm, and--
Steve: So, what, uh- can we say what the film is that we--
Ricky: And 'scuse mah French, we've got some bloody great music.
Steve: (Laughs Slightly) Ahhh. P- pardonnez moo- moi... I don't know, I can't speak French--
Ricky Laughs
Steve: I'm not a translator.
Ricky: Well, I'll just give you a taster: we've got Oasis, Cardigans which you've just heard there, we've got Lloyd Cole, we got a bit of Pretenders coming up, Eminem, Feeder, Coldplay, all the greats.
Steve: Can I play some Teenage Fan Club later, Rick?
Ricky: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What should we have now?
Pause
Karl: Oasis?
Ricky: Go on, then.
Karl: Yeah?
Karl Presses a button.
Steve: Brilliant.
Song: Oasis - Songbird