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'''11 January 2003''' Stephen has overheard some people slagging off Ricky in public (and Karl believes in ghosts of women seeing ghosts of themselves).
==Track Listing==
==Track Listing==


1. '''Pun'''
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====1. [[11 January 2003/Transcript#I Still Didn't Stop Workin|I Still Didn't Stop Workin]] ''(0:00:00)''====
Ricky and Steve introduce what they have lined up and ask Karl what he has.  Karl's had 3 days off this week but still didn't stop working on the show.  He's got [[Rockbusters]], [[Acid I Would Sort You Out With Some Science]], a [[Do We Need 'Em?]] on snails, and another [[Ricktual]].  Steve wants to bring back [[White Van Karl]] for one week only. 
====2. [[11 January 2003/Transcript#Have You Ever Seen a Bald Pet?|Have You Ever Seen a Bald Pet?]] ''(0:03:53)''====
Ricky's found a whistle and plays along to The Smiths track.  Karl's been doing scientific research on the web and found out that you can get wigs for dogs in Tokyo ("it's a stressful city").  The only time he's been confused is when he saw someone putting a ticket on some rubbish in Edinburgh.  Karl tells the story of when [[Karl's Mam|his mam]] shaved the cat that used to get sick a lot.  It's weird the first time you see it, like when he met Steve. 


2. '''Cat'''
====3. [[11 January 2003/Transcript#Hanging Out By Stacks of Office DVDs|Hanging Out By Stacks of Office DVDs]] ''(0:09:03)''====
<br>''We used to get through loads of cats 'cos we lived on a main road. Anyway we had this cat that was sick all the time, it kept being sick so me mam shaved it...''
Steve references a scene in the film ''Notting Hill'' because he heard some people slagging Rick off in a restaurant. Steve only gets recognised by nerdlingers and men.  In HMV, a cashier told him they've had a lot of ''[[The Office|Office]]'' video returns because people didn't like it.


====4. [[11 January 2003/Transcript#Another Big Sell|Another Big Sell]] ''(0:13:34)''====
The show is going to be structured in the new year, complete with safety warnings, weather checks and news.  Steve reads off the Rockbusters prizes and Karl reads off the clues but can't remember the answer to the 2nd one.   


3. '''Slagging'''
====5. [[11 January 2003/Transcript#That Would Confuse Psychologists|That Would Confuse Psychologists]] ''(0:18:14)''====
<br>''I was in an Indian Restaurant the other night and they were slagging you off Rick. Saying 'Oh Ricky Gervais he's just like the character he plays.' And I wanted to go over and have a word, say 'Well, you're partially right'...''
Karl's anxiously waiting for someone to write in to remind him the answer to his Rockbusters clue.


====6. [[11 January 2003/Transcript#Talkin of Ghosts an' That|Talkin of Ghosts an' That]] ''(0:18:52)''====
Someone's got the right answer, so Karl's relieved.  Steve has another go at [[White Van Karl]] and this time asks Karl about Cilla Black which sparks Karl's story about a woman on a bike who saw herself as a kid.  Karl has opinions about David Blunkett and how we've always had violence, even back to dinosaurs. 


4. '''Rockbusters'''
====7. [[11 January 2003/Transcript#I Would Love a Hammock|I Would Love a Hammock]] ''(0:23:52)''====
<br>''Karl is still confused. He's waiting, he's biting his fingers, waiting for an e-mail to tell him the answer to the clue he made up but can't get...''
The boys have lots of nicknames today for [[Richard Anderson]] has written in.  Karl's looking at kitchens for his new place, and ordered a "leather-ish" sofa.  Ricky wants a sofa as comfortable as a bed, and a drip to his mouth and one from his nob to the toilet.  Ricky talks about his dad's bed and Karl talks about how [[Karl's Dad|his dad]] tried to solve the problem of too much furniture and not enough space in their small house in Wales.  Karl can't sleep in the bed his dad sawed and Ricky wants to film a new show called ''The Pilkingtons''.


====8. [[11 January 2003/Transcript#This Week, Snails|This Week, Snails]] ''(0:31:02)'' ====
Ricky starts off with a "proper DJ" link and Karl gives the Rockbusters clues again.  For Do We Need 'Em this week, Karl speaks with a snail expert but manages to teach him that they sleep for 13 years and sort out his job security if they get rid of them. 


5. '''Ghosts'''
====9. [[11 January 2003/Transcript#A Little Bit of Science|A Little Bit of Science]] ''(0:37:17)''====
<br>''Did she stop and talk to herself? Or did she ride on by and think 'That's a bit weird, there's me as an eight year-old. I won't stop I'll be late for work.'''
Richard Anderson didn't listen last week because he was in HMV returning the 14 copies of ''The Office'' he got for Christmas. Ricky's got a couple [[That's Rickydiculous]]es for Karl which he gets right. Steve thinks donkey ride checks should be more stringent.  Karl's got some science things to teach Ricky, including a story about a kid who ran away from home and grew so much hair on his body that he was mistaken for a monkey when he went into a shop. This is considered to be the story that ushered in [[Monkey News]].


====10. [[11 January 2003/Transcript#Another Barnstorming Feature|Another Barnstorming Feature]] ''(0:45:10)''====
A fella had hiccups for 69 years, there's a dog with a wig, and a mouse's brain can reform after being blended (according to Karl).  Ricky and Steve would like some more verified information from Karl. 


6. '''Sofa'''
====11. [[11 January 2003/Transcript#A Head and Body on a Skateboard|A Head and Body on a Skateboard]] ''(0:49:58)''====
<br>''...I'd have a drip going in with nutrients, 'cos I can't be bothered to chew now, sort of lager with vitamins, and the one going from my knob down to the toilet...'''
A listener has emailed in with an article to confirm Karl's boy monkey story from this week, and Karl has another freak story about a fella with no arms or legs on a skateboard who shaves using his mouth.


====12. [[11 January 2003/Transcript#Second Cleverest in a Troop of Monkeys|Second Cleverest in a Troop of Monkeys]] ''(0:52:59)''====
Rockbusters clues are given and a listener emails in saying Karl is the true monkey boy.  Ricky harasses Karl into squeezing the final Ricktual into the last minute of the show but he doesn't finish it.  [[Song For The Ladies]] to end is Joni Mitchell.


7. '''Snails'''
==Quotes==
<br>''I love the fact that that you were trying to get an answer out of him by saying that he would be safe 'cos he could look after jellyfish if he gave the okay to destroy snails!''
'''Karl''': We've talked a lot about hairy kids ...
 
<br><br>'''Steve''': I'd like to know what the source of the information is.  I'd like it to be a research study from the University of Columbia, rather than, you know, a guy who calls himself Mr Pickles.
 
<br><br>'''Ricky''': I think our listeners are always on the web.
8. '''Rickydiculous'''
<br>''Girls can't throw, because the part of the brain that allows men to throw, in a girl, is taken up by emotion.''
 
 
9. '''Error'''
<br>''Do you feel let down a little sometimes by our reactions? What are you expecting us to do? Are you expecting us to look at you open-mouthed in awe?''
 
 
10. '''Freak'''
<br>''Imagine a head, with a very tiny body, on a skateboard, shaving with its tongue. That's what Karl was doing...''
 


11. '''Picture'''
==Rockbusters==
<br>''Tell you what - Heat. I'm gonna get a picture of you and put it in the radio section of Heat - 'This is what Karl looks like. ''
Don't argue with him - he ain't gonna change his mind.  <span title="Adam Ant" style="color: red" id=title>A.A.</span><br>  
He always get what he wants and doesn't worry about anyone else.  <span title="Pixies" style="color: red" id=title>P.</span><br>
I'll have to put that woman in the oven.  <span title="Anita Baker" style="color: red" id=title>A.B.</span><br> 


==Playlist==
Travis - ''Love Will Come Through''<br>
The Smiths - ''There is a Light That Never Goes Out'' <br>
Goldrush - ''Let You Down'' <br>
The Roots feat. Erykah Badu - ''You Got Me'' <br>
Neil Young - ''Alabama'' <br>
Zwan - ''Honestly'' <br>
Oasis - ''Supersonic'' <br>
Bronze Age Fox - ''The Sunshine Made the Desert'' <br>
Coldplay - ''The Scientist'' <br>
Aimee Mann - ''Red Vines'' <br>
Libertines - ''Time for Heroes'' <br>
Radiohead - ''Black Star'' <br>
The Clash - ''Rock the Casbah'' <br>
[[Song For The Ladies]]: Joni Mitchell - ''Blue Motel Room'' <br>


==Quotes==
==External Links==
 
* [http://english.pravda.ru/fun/2002/07/24/33089.html Article about the monkey boy in Kazakhstan]
* [http://www.amusingfacts.com/facts/Detail/hiccups.html The fella who had hiccups for 69 years]
*{{Xfm|id=23285}}


==Download==
[http://www.sendspace.com/file/4wtap8 11 January 2003]


==See Also==
[[Category:Episode Pages|2.21]]
*[[Xfm Series 0]]
*[[Xfm Series 1]]
*[[Xfm Series 3]]
*[[Xfm Series 4]]

Latest revision as of 17:32, 28 April 2021

Xfm Series 2
August 2002 - August 2003
List of episodes

Episodes:

  1. 24 August 2002 (Transcript)
  2. 31 August 2002 (Transcript)
  3. 07 September 2002 (Transcript)
  4. 14 September 2002 (Transcript) ('Best of')
  5. 21 September 2002 (Transcript)
  6. 28 September 2002 (Transcript)
  7. 05 October 2002 (Transcript)
  8. 12 October 2002 (Transcript)
  9. 19 October 2002 (Transcript)
  10. 26 October 2002 (Transcript)
  11. 02 November 2002 (Transcript)
  12. 09 November 2002 (Transcript)
  13. 16 November 2002 (Transcript)
  14. 23 November 2002 (Transcript)
  15. 30 November 2002 (Transcript)
  16. 07 December 2002 (Transcript)
  17. 14 December 2002 (Transcript)
  18. 21 December 2002 (Transcript)
  19. 28 December 2002 (Transcript) ('Best of')
  20. 04 January 2003 (Transcript)
  21. 11 January 2003 (Transcript)
  22. 18 January 2003 (Transcript)
  23. 25 January 2003 (Transcript)
  24. 01 February 2003 (Transcript)
  25. 08 February 2003 (Transcript)
  26. 15 February 2003 (Transcript)
  27. 22 February 2003 (Transcript) ('Best of')
  28. 01 March 2003 (Transcript) ('Best of')
  29. 08 March 2003 (Transcript)
  30. 15 March 2003 (Transcript)
  31. 22 March 2003 (Transcript)
  32. 29 March 2003 (Transcript)
  33. 05 April 2003 (Transcript)
  34. 12 April 2003 (Transcript)
  35. 19 April 2003 (Transcript)
  36. 26 April 2003 (Transcript)
  37. 03 May 2003 (Transcript)
  38. 10 May 2003 (Transcript)
  39. 17 May 2003 (Transcript)
  40. 31 May 2003 (Transcript)
  41. 07 June 2003 (Transcript)
  42. 14 June 2003 (Transcript)
  43. 21 June 2003 (Transcript)
  44. 28 June 2003
  45. 05 July 2003
  46. 12 July 2003
  47. 19 July 2003
  48. 26 July 2003
  49. 02 August 2003
  50. 09 August 2003
  51. 16 August 2003

Track Listing

For a full transcript of this episode see 11 January 2003/Transcript.

1. I Still Didn't Stop Workin (0:00:00)

Ricky and Steve introduce what they have lined up and ask Karl what he has. Karl's had 3 days off this week but still didn't stop working on the show. He's got Rockbusters, Acid I Would Sort You Out With Some Science, a Do We Need 'Em? on snails, and another Ricktual. Steve wants to bring back White Van Karl for one week only.

2. Have You Ever Seen a Bald Pet? (0:03:53)

Ricky's found a whistle and plays along to The Smiths track. Karl's been doing scientific research on the web and found out that you can get wigs for dogs in Tokyo ("it's a stressful city"). The only time he's been confused is when he saw someone putting a ticket on some rubbish in Edinburgh. Karl tells the story of when his mam shaved the cat that used to get sick a lot. It's weird the first time you see it, like when he met Steve.

3. Hanging Out By Stacks of Office DVDs (0:09:03)

Steve references a scene in the film Notting Hill because he heard some people slagging Rick off in a restaurant. Steve only gets recognised by nerdlingers and men. In HMV, a cashier told him they've had a lot of Office video returns because people didn't like it.

4. Another Big Sell (0:13:34)

The show is going to be structured in the new year, complete with safety warnings, weather checks and news. Steve reads off the Rockbusters prizes and Karl reads off the clues but can't remember the answer to the 2nd one.

5. That Would Confuse Psychologists (0:18:14)

Karl's anxiously waiting for someone to write in to remind him the answer to his Rockbusters clue.

6. Talkin of Ghosts an' That (0:18:52)

Someone's got the right answer, so Karl's relieved. Steve has another go at White Van Karl and this time asks Karl about Cilla Black which sparks Karl's story about a woman on a bike who saw herself as a kid. Karl has opinions about David Blunkett and how we've always had violence, even back to dinosaurs.

7. I Would Love a Hammock (0:23:52)

The boys have lots of nicknames today for Richard Anderson has written in. Karl's looking at kitchens for his new place, and ordered a "leather-ish" sofa. Ricky wants a sofa as comfortable as a bed, and a drip to his mouth and one from his nob to the toilet. Ricky talks about his dad's bed and Karl talks about how his dad tried to solve the problem of too much furniture and not enough space in their small house in Wales. Karl can't sleep in the bed his dad sawed and Ricky wants to film a new show called The Pilkingtons.

8. This Week, Snails (0:31:02)

Ricky starts off with a "proper DJ" link and Karl gives the Rockbusters clues again. For Do We Need 'Em this week, Karl speaks with a snail expert but manages to teach him that they sleep for 13 years and sort out his job security if they get rid of them.

9. A Little Bit of Science (0:37:17)

Richard Anderson didn't listen last week because he was in HMV returning the 14 copies of The Office he got for Christmas. Ricky's got a couple That's Rickydiculouses for Karl which he gets right. Steve thinks donkey ride checks should be more stringent. Karl's got some science things to teach Ricky, including a story about a kid who ran away from home and grew so much hair on his body that he was mistaken for a monkey when he went into a shop. This is considered to be the story that ushered in Monkey News.

10. Another Barnstorming Feature (0:45:10)

A fella had hiccups for 69 years, there's a dog with a wig, and a mouse's brain can reform after being blended (according to Karl). Ricky and Steve would like some more verified information from Karl.

11. A Head and Body on a Skateboard (0:49:58)

A listener has emailed in with an article to confirm Karl's boy monkey story from this week, and Karl has another freak story about a fella with no arms or legs on a skateboard who shaves using his mouth.

12. Second Cleverest in a Troop of Monkeys (0:52:59)

Rockbusters clues are given and a listener emails in saying Karl is the true monkey boy. Ricky harasses Karl into squeezing the final Ricktual into the last minute of the show but he doesn't finish it. Song For The Ladies to end is Joni Mitchell.

Quotes

Karl: We've talked a lot about hairy kids ...

Steve: I'd like to know what the source of the information is. I'd like it to be a research study from the University of Columbia, rather than, you know, a guy who calls himself Mr Pickles.

Ricky: I think our listeners are always on the web.

Rockbusters

Don't argue with him - he ain't gonna change his mind. A.A.
He always get what he wants and doesn't worry about anyone else. P.
I'll have to put that woman in the oven. A.B.

Playlist

Travis - Love Will Come Through
The Smiths - There is a Light That Never Goes Out
Goldrush - Let You Down
The Roots feat. Erykah Badu - You Got Me
Neil Young - Alabama
Zwan - Honestly
Oasis - Supersonic
Bronze Age Fox - The Sunshine Made the Desert
Coldplay - The Scientist
Aimee Mann - Red Vines
Libertines - Time for Heroes
Radiohead - Black Star
The Clash - Rock the Casbah
Song For The Ladies: Joni Mitchell - Blue Motel Room

External Links

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