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====1. [[23 February 2002/Transcript#9000 Points to Cut Peter Stringfellow’s Hair|9000 Points to Cut Peter Stringfellow’s Hair]] ''(0:00:00)'' ====
====1. [[23 February 2002/Transcript#9000 Points If They Cut Peter Stringfellow’s Hair|9000 Points If They Cut Peter Stringfellow’s Hair]] ''(0:00:00)'' ====
The boys prepare us for the arrival of some posh lads, who are scavenging for charity, by analysing their challenges.
 
====2. [[23 February 2002/Transcript#The Twat In The Hat|The Twat In The Hat]] ''(0:03:08)'' ====
We learn a little about Suzanne - she's a journalist, but not like a proper one, she's upset with Karl's new found fame as an 'idiot', this prompts Karl's telling of the [[little donkey|Little Donkey]] story, the highs and lows of drumming at his school nativity play, including how to contact alien life forms with 'Oggy, Oggy, Oggy'.
 
====3. [[23 February 2002/Transcript#What Were The Things In Gremlins?|What Were The Things In Gremlins?]]''(0:09:23)''  ====
White Van Karl gets underway, Kylie Minogue would make a good looking old lady, increasing taxes to pay for the NHS is good, Karl wouldn't have worked in radio, if it weren't his dad being in hospital and the infamous Gremlins discussion takes place.
 
====4. [[23 February 2002/Transcript#Skoe And Belch|Skoe And Belch]]  ''(0:14:20)''  ====
Trendy posh boys joins our heroes to discuss their scavenger hunt challenge and what kind of music they like - rubbish music, they give a big shout out to S Club 7, in the hopes of getting on stage with them, did they - we don't know or care.
 
====5. [[23 February 2002/Transcript#Snakes Are Deaf|Snakes Are Deaf]]====
White Van Karl continues, Karl is pleased about the British Olympic gold medal for curling, but not the hype that's followed; the world's tallest man has just turned up in Neasden, he should get his tumour sorted according to Karl an d finally the British climate is changing, making it hospitable for more exotic wildlife, Karl is not pleased, he'd rather have bad weather and avoid deadly snakes.
 
====6. [[23 February 2002/Transcript#Bad Lyrics By Good Artists|Bad Lyrics By Good Artists]]====
Steve thinks corny songs are preferable to pretentious twoddle, Ricky and Steve break down the plot of Enrique Iglesias' ''Hero'' video. Followed by adverts!!!!
 
====7. [[23 February 2002/Transcript#It's That Point In The Show|It's That Point In The Show]]====
[[Song For The Lovers|Song For The Lovers]] Ricky introduces Jimmy Webb and his lovely arse. What?
 
====8. [[23 February 2002/Transcript#They Just Wheel You Out|They Just Wheel You Out]] ====
Steve hopes nu-metal fans can appreciate these classic songs, Karl tries to plug Ian Camfield's show - to the displeasure of Rick and Steve, Karl gets upset, Steve orders him to switch his microphone off and stop interrupting Ricky telling us about Camfield, he does, they forgive Karl, more ads!!!!
 
====9. [[23 February 2002/Transcript#English Quite Good|English Quite Good]]====
Karl had trouble filling out a job application, misunderstanding the 'language' section, but he's making an effort, by nearly remembering the name of Slobodan Milosevic. We learn that Karl never got his GCSE exam results, he thinks he took English, Maths, Art and Physics, but can't remember it well and he doesn't believe in revision. What's bugging Karl, is how do you put down a snake? You can pick it up because it's deaf, but putting it down? Who knows. Back to academia and next week, on this very show, live on-air, we will find out Karl's exam results... oh yeah, he didn't collect them because he had to use gold ink in his printing job that day.
 


====2. [[23 February 2002/Transcript#The Twat In the Hat|The Twat In the Hat]] ''(0:03:08)'' ====
Suzanne's unaware of Karl's new fame - [[little donkey|Little Donkey]] + drums story / "Knocking" noise sent into space to contact aliens "Oggy, Oggy, Oggy" / Little Donkey 'went down such a storm' - Karl's dad: "film it, but try and avoid getting the twat in the hat in the shot".
====3. [[23 February 2002/Transcript#Right Van Man|Right Van Man]]''(0:09:23)''====
White Van Man/Karl - "If my girlfriend's listening now, go and have a wash or something" / Kylie vs Dido @ Brits - "doesn't really matter does it?" // Kylie + Jenny Powell = good looking old women // Taxes rising - Karl's Dad in hospital opening to way to Karl's radio debut on hospital radio // Real life Mowgli living in Transylvania - "What were the things in Gremlins called?".
====4. [[23 February 2002/Transcript#Skoe and Belch|Skoe and Belch]] ''(0:14:20)'' ====
Posh lads doing a scavenger hunt.
====5. [[23 February 2002/Transcript#Snakes are Deaf|Snakes are Deaf]] ''(0:18:53)'' ====
White Van Man/Karl (cont.) - British Olympic Curling Team // World's tallest man living in Neasden - "bit weird they've only just found him" - Jaws from James Bond has an illness which is "called tall" caused by tumor behind the eyes "needs to get it sorted"// Global warming = big spiders, snakes are deaf so you're alright walking behind them, "Saw something in the news in week that a load of sparrows or something were somewhere", "That's an interesting story".
====6. [[23 February 2002/Transcript#Bad Lyrics By Good Artists|Bad Lyrics By Good Artists]] ''(0:23:11)''====
Pretentious song titles, elitist music listeners // the video to Enrique Inglesias' Hero.
====7. [[23 February 2002/Transcript#It's That Point In The Show|It's That Point In The Show]] ''(0:25:19)''====
====8. [[23 February 2002/Transcript#They Just Wheel You Out|They Just Wheel You Out]] ''(0:26:48)''====
Song For the Lovers - "He's written such brilliant classics with his lovely arse" and "just to tickle him down below"; Jimmy Webb - If These Walls Could Speak.
====9. [[23 February 2002/Transcript#English – Quite Good|English - Quite Good]] ''(0:28:40)''====
Karl applying for job at Granada TV - application form, languages = "English, pretty good" On whether he got the job: "I don't think I've got it".
Well-known dictator - "Flobbadan Milosevic".
Karl never received his GCSE results.
Ian Wright programme - snakes don't have ears; creep up and pick them up; "how do you put a snake down?".
Day of GCSE results - KP working at printers; when using gold ink, you "have to get your rollers really clean".


The book 'They Died Young' - about people that aren't really dead // Bruce Lee faked his death - working for the government in hong kong as undercover cop "if you're gonna use someone undercover in Hong Kong, I suggest using the most famous Chinaman of all time", "you look a bit like Bruce Lee" -  "No I don't, see this moustache?" KP - "Not trying to offend anyone here, but they do all look the sa-" RG - "RIGHT! NO NO NO! ...I'm so sorry".
The book 'They Died Young' - about people that aren't really dead // Bruce Lee faked his death - working for the government in hong kong as undercover cop "if you're gonna use someone undercover in Hong Kong, I suggest using the most famous Chinaman of all time", "you look a bit like Bruce Lee" -  "No I don't, see this moustache?" KP - "Not trying to offend anyone here, but they do all look the sa-" RG - "RIGHT! NO NO NO! ...I'm so sorry".
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==Quotes==


==Quotes==


==Playlist==
==Playlist==

Revision as of 00:34, 12 October 2007

Xfm Series 1
November 2001 - May 2002
List of episodes

Episodes:

  1. 10 November 2001 (Transcript)
  2. 17 November 2001 (Transcript)
  3. 24 November 2001 (Transcript)
  4. 01 December 2001 (Transcript)
  5. 08 December 2001 (Transcript)
  6. 15 December 2001 (Transcript)
  7. 22 December 2001 (Transcript)
  8. 12 January 2002 (Transcript) Early Years Ep.1
  9. 19 January 2002 (Transcript) Early Years Ep.2
  10. 26 January 2002 (Transcript) Early Years Ep.3
  11. 09 February 2002 (Transcript) Early Years Ep.4
  12. 16 February 2002 (Transcript) Early Years Ep.5
  13. 23 February 2002 (Transcript) Early Years Ep.6
  14. 02 March 2002 (Transcript) Early Years Ep.7
  15. 09 March 2002 (Transcript) Early Years Ep.8
  16. 16 March 2002 (Transcript) Early Years Ep.9
  17. 23 March 2002 (Transcript) Early Years Ep.10
  18. 30 March 2002 (Transcript) Early Years Ep.11
  19. 06 April 2002 (Transcript) Early Years Ep.12
  20. 13 April 2002 (Transcript)
  21. 20 April 2002 (Transcript)
  22. 27 April 2002 (Transcript)
  23. 04 May 2002 (Transcript)

Track Listing

For a full transcript of this episode see 23 February 2002/Transcript

1. 9000 Points If They Cut Peter Stringfellow’s Hair (0:00:00)

The boys prepare us for the arrival of some posh lads, who are scavenging for charity, by analysing their challenges.

2. The Twat In The Hat (0:03:08)

We learn a little about Suzanne - she's a journalist, but not like a proper one, she's upset with Karl's new found fame as an 'idiot', this prompts Karl's telling of the Little Donkey story, the highs and lows of drumming at his school nativity play, including how to contact alien life forms with 'Oggy, Oggy, Oggy'.

3. What Were The Things In Gremlins?(0:09:23)

White Van Karl gets underway, Kylie Minogue would make a good looking old lady, increasing taxes to pay for the NHS is good, Karl wouldn't have worked in radio, if it weren't his dad being in hospital and the infamous Gremlins discussion takes place.

4. Skoe And Belch (0:14:20)

Trendy posh boys joins our heroes to discuss their scavenger hunt challenge and what kind of music they like - rubbish music, they give a big shout out to S Club 7, in the hopes of getting on stage with them, did they - we don't know or care.

5. Snakes Are Deaf

White Van Karl continues, Karl is pleased about the British Olympic gold medal for curling, but not the hype that's followed; the world's tallest man has just turned up in Neasden, he should get his tumour sorted according to Karl an d finally the British climate is changing, making it hospitable for more exotic wildlife, Karl is not pleased, he'd rather have bad weather and avoid deadly snakes.

6. Bad Lyrics By Good Artists

Steve thinks corny songs are preferable to pretentious twoddle, Ricky and Steve break down the plot of Enrique Iglesias' Hero video. Followed by adverts!!!!

7. It's That Point In The Show

Song For The Lovers Ricky introduces Jimmy Webb and his lovely arse. What?

8. They Just Wheel You Out

Steve hopes nu-metal fans can appreciate these classic songs, Karl tries to plug Ian Camfield's show - to the displeasure of Rick and Steve, Karl gets upset, Steve orders him to switch his microphone off and stop interrupting Ricky telling us about Camfield, he does, they forgive Karl, more ads!!!!

9. English Quite Good

Karl had trouble filling out a job application, misunderstanding the 'language' section, but he's making an effort, by nearly remembering the name of Slobodan Milosevic. We learn that Karl never got his GCSE exam results, he thinks he took English, Maths, Art and Physics, but can't remember it well and he doesn't believe in revision. What's bugging Karl, is how do you put down a snake? You can pick it up because it's deaf, but putting it down? Who knows. Back to academia and next week, on this very show, live on-air, we will find out Karl's exam results... oh yeah, he didn't collect them because he had to use gold ink in his printing job that day.


The book 'They Died Young' - about people that aren't really dead // Bruce Lee faked his death - working for the government in hong kong as undercover cop "if you're gonna use someone undercover in Hong Kong, I suggest using the most famous Chinaman of all time", "you look a bit like Bruce Lee" - "No I don't, see this moustache?" KP - "Not trying to offend anyone here, but they do all look the sa-" RG - "RIGHT! NO NO NO! ...I'm so sorry".

  • Hip Hop Hooray - Dilated Peoples give a shout out to Steve; Dilated Peoples - Worst Comes To Worst.

Is Elvis really dead?

Stars In Their Eyes - Ian Moore aka 'Chris de Burgh' / Steve claims he wrote Lady In Red to a music lawyer.

  • Song For the Lovers: Tom Waits - Ol' 55


Quotes

Playlist

  • Nirvana - Man Who Sold The World
  • Princess Superstar - Bad Babysitter
  • Ash - ?
  • Starsailor - Poor Misguided Fool
  • The Streets - Let's Push Things Forward
  • Lostprophets - Fake Sound of Progress
  • Gomez - Shot Shot
  • Song For The Lovers: Jimmy Webb - If These Walls Could Speak
  • The Cure - ?
  • PJ Harvey - ?
  • Hundred Reasons - If I Could
  • Hip-Hop Hooray: Dilated Peoples - Worst Comes To Worst
  • The Smiths - There Is A Light That Never Goes Out
  • Song For The Ladies: Tom Waits - Ol' 55

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