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[[Ricky Gervais]] and [[Stephen Merchant]] return to [[Xfm]] for a run of 6 shows, standing in for Adam and Joe, this being the first.  
[[Ricky Gervais]] and [[Stephen Merchant]] return to [[Xfm]] for a run of 6 shows, standing in for [[Adam Buxton|Adam]] and [[Joe Cornish|Joe]], this being the first.  


==Track Listing==
==Track Listing==
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====1. "I'm not made of money Rick!"====
====1. [[28 May 2005/Transcript#I'm Not Made of Money, Rick!|I'm Not Made of Money, Rick!]] ''(0:00:00)'' ====


[[Image:Cure.jpg|100px|right|]]
[[Image:Cure.jpg|100px|right|]]
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*Steve jokes that some of Ricky's old bacon rinds are on the floor.
*Steve jokes that some of Ricky's old bacon rinds are on the floor.


*Listenership is down, due to "Old [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_cure. Cure] fans dying of smack addictions".
*Listenership is down, due to "Old Cure fans dying of smack addictions".


*Gervais suggests the listenership of Xfm has risen by 1; himself.
*Gervais suggests the listenership of Xfm has risen by 1: himself.


*Steve's back mainly because his cheaply employed foreign cleaner cleans his house between 1pm and 3pm.
*Steve's back mainly because his cheaply employed foreign cleaner cleans his house between 1pm and 3pm.
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*The duo warn that the show is not like [[The Office]], [[Animals]] or [[Politics]] as it is poor and shoddily planned.
*The duo warn that the show is not like [[The Office]], [[Animals]] or [[Politics]] as it is poor and shoddily planned.


====2. "The Old Finger Up The Arse"====
====2. [[28 May 2005/Transcript#The Old Finger Up The Arse|The Old Finger Up The Arse]] ''(0:02:59)''====


*Ricky reveals a new found love for [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/U2 U2] having hated them for the previous 15 years of his life.
[[Image:Foxy.jpg|100px|right|]]


*Ricky and Steve recap [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neil_Fox Doctor Fox's] criticism of their show, during which the DJ described the show as "painful". Steve is amused that Ricky still remembers the slamming.
*Ricky reveals a new found love for [[U2]] having hated them for the previous 15 years of his life.


*Karl won't get a medical checkup as he doesn't want the doctor to do "the old finger up the arse thing.", he doesn't know "what they're going to find up there," and "it's the heart I worry about the most" anyway. Karl and Steve are suspicious of why doctors need to hold the patient's testicles when they cough. Ricky suggests it's to do with the [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thoracic_diaphragm diaphragm]. Ricky recalls the time when Karl professed that he doesn't examine his testicles as he "doesn't like the feel". Karl says he can afford to lose one testicle.
*Ricky and Steve recap [[Dr Fox]]'s criticism of their show, during which the DJ described the show as "painful". Steve is amused that Ricky still remembers the slamming.


*Karl wouldn't let Doctor Fox or [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doctor_Who Doctor Who] conduct a prostate exam either.
*[[Karl]] won't get a medical checkup as he doesn't want the doctor to do "the old finger up the arse thing".  He doesn't know what they're going to find up there, and it's the heart he worries about the most. Karl and Steve are suspicious of why doctors need to hold the patient's testicles when they cough. Ricky suggests it's to do with the diaphragm. Ricky recalls the time when Karl professed that he doesn't examine his testicles as he "doesn't like the feel". Karl says he can afford to lose one testicle.


====3. "Try Both"====
*Karl wouldn't let Dr Fox or Doctor Who conduct a prostate exam either.


*Karl says his life is better for meeting Ricky and Steve as he "has Monday's off now"
====3.  [[28 May 2005/Transcript#Try Both|Try Both]] ''(0:08:06)'' ====


*Karl is confused as to whether a [http://www.freewebs.com/the_k_man/ website about him] featured a dash or an underscore in it's URL, telling the listeners to "try both".
[[Image:Winston.jpg|100px|right|]]


*Steve quizzes Karl using a set of questions featured in the [http://blogs.guardian.co.uk/theguide/ Guardian Guide]. Karl's idea of perfect happiness is "fishfingers, potato cakes and beans". His greatest fear is "going to the doctors" and he wants to love to be 84. He most admires [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Winston_Churchill Winston Churchill] as the Brit prevented English people having to speak German, which Karl claims he wouldn't be good at.
*Karl says his life is better for meeting Ricky and Steve as he "has Mondays off now".


*Karl doesn't know what [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capital_punishment capital punishment] is. When Ricky explains it, Karl thinks it would be a good idea for criminals as prisons are overcrowded and "what can you do with someone who's mental?"
*Karl is confused as to whether a [http://www.freewebs.com/the_k_man/ website about him] featured a dash or an underscore in its URL, telling the listeners to "try both".


====4. "Nowt There"====
*Steve quizzes Karl using a set of questions featured in the [http://blogs.guardian.co.uk/theguide/ Guardian Guide]. Karl's idea of perfect happiness is "fishfingers, potato cakes and beans". His greatest fear is "going to the doctors" and he wants to live to be 84. He most admires Winston Churchill, because he prevented English people having to speak German, which Karl claims he wouldn't be good at.
 
*Karl doesn't know what capital punishment is. When Ricky explains it, Karl thinks it would be a good idea for criminals as prisons are overcrowded and "what can you do with someone who's mental?"
 
====4. [[28 May 2005/Transcript#Nowt There|Nowt There]] ''(0:15:07)''====
 
[[Image:Moon.jpg|100px|right|]]


*Ricky's idea of happiness is being in a room with Karl, who he says is both like a cat and a "retard".
*Ricky's idea of happiness is being in a room with Karl, who he says is both like a cat and a "retard".


*When researching the abandoned show ''Science'' Gervais asked Karl about the moon landing. Karl said the moon landing featured "[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Louis_Armstrong Louis Armstrong]" (he meant [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neil_Armstrong ''Neil'' Armstrong]), "[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buzz_Aldrin a bloke names Buzz]" and "[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Collins_%28astronaut%29 a fella who didn't even get out to stretch his legs]".
*When researching show with the abandoned title ''Science'', Gervais asked Karl about the moon landing. Karl said the moon landing featured "Louis Armstrong" (he meant ''Neil'' Armstrong]), "a bloke named Buzz" and " a fella who didn't even get out to stretch his legs".


*According to Karl "there's no point" going to the moon as there's "nowt there". Steve wouldn't go as he wouldn't be able to wear his glasses.
*According to Karl there's no point going to the moon as there's nowt there. Steve wouldn't go as he wouldn't be able to wear his glasses.


*Karl regrets not doing well at school.  
*Karl regrets not doing well at school.  


*His street keeps him awake at night due to noise
*When asked what keeps him awake nights, Karl replies he lives on a loud high street. 
 
*If there was a war, Karl would go on holiday.


*If there was a war, Karl would go on holiday
====5.  [[28 May 2005/Transcript#They Don't Age Well|They Don't Age Well]] ''(0:21:23)''====


====5. "They don't age well"====
[[Image:Bruce.jpg|100px|right|]]


*Ricky invents radio friendly swearwords like "Kant", "cump", "fulking", "schnit".
*Ricky invents radio friendly swearwords like "Kant", "cump", "fulking", "schnit".
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*Steve tells Karl that two 80 year old Japanese soldiers have been found hiding in the woods, believing the war still to be on.
*Steve tells Karl that two 80 year old Japanese soldiers have been found hiding in the woods, believing the war still to be on.


*Karl goes on a rant about how "There's no 33 year old Chinamen, or fat ones", there's no "middle ground (in age)" but "22 year olds are about" and "49 year old ones are around". He borders on the edge of racism by claiming "They don't age well, I don't know what's in 'em".
*Karl goes on [[The Chinese Don't Age Well|a rant about how there's no 33 year old Chinamen]], or fat ones, there's no middle ground (in age) but 22 year olds are about and 49 year old ones are around. He borders on the edge of racism by claiming "They don't age well, I don't know what's in 'em".


*Steve can't name any famous middle-aged Chinamen. Karl can only think of [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bruce_lee Bruce Lee], who "looked 42" when he died at 33.
*Steve can't name any famous middle-aged Chinamen. Karl can only think of Bruce Lee, who "looked 42" when he died at 33.


====6. "Gog-lanker"====
====6. [[28 May 2005/Transcript#Gog-lanker|Gog-lanker]] ''(0:29:18)''====


*Karl advises a Japanese man who is soon to marry his Japanese fiance to "take some good wedding photos" before she gets old fast.
[[Image:Spinal.jpg|100px|right|]]


*Karl says that [[Suzanne|Suzanne's]] mother isn't a pretty thing.
*Karl advises a Japanese man who is soon to marry his Japanese fiancé to take some good wedding photos before she gets old fast.


*[[Rockbusters]] prizes include a signed [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spinal_tap Spinal Tap] poster, a drawing of [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homer_simpson Homer Simpson] and a drawing of Ricky, Steve and Karl immortalized as [[Flanimals]] "bloat dumbplunt" "gog-lanker" and "pinkloid numbscrunt".
*Karl comments on [[Suzanne]]'s [[Suzanne's Parents|mother]]'s looks.


====7. Craptic Clues, it's Rockbusters====
*[[Rockbusters]] prizes include a signed Spinal Tap poster, a drawing of Homer Simpson and a drawing of Ricky, Steve and Karl immortalized as [[Flanimals]] "bloat dumbplunt", "gog-lanker" and "pinkloid numbscrunt".


*Steve spills champagne by accident, then begs for more free products
====7.  [[28 May 2005/Transcript#That's Awful Karl|That's Awful Karl]] ''(0:33:57)'' ====


*[[Rockbusters]] clues:
[[Image:Champagne.jpg|100px|right|]]
<br>1. "So you get a bulb and look after it, teach it stuff, what're you doing there, know what I mean, what's gone on?" - R.


<br>2. "Errr... People have problem doing this when they get home from a night's drinking, what's the problem?" - K.  
*Steve spills champagne by accident, then asks for more free products.


<br>3. "I had a vision of that Chinese Flu" - C.
*[[Rockbusters]] clues given.  


====8. "Where's A Tsunami When You Need One?"====
====8. [[28 May 2005/Transcript#Where's A Tsunami When You Need One?|Where's A Tsunami When You Need One?]] ''(0:41:48)''====


*Ricky wants people to send in objects to harm Karl with, suggesting a [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Foreman_grill George Foreman Grill], and that he has already tortured Karl with a tea towel and spoon combo.
[[Image:Spider.jpg|100px|right|]]


*Steve watched [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Celebrity_Love_Island Celebrity Love Island] and thought "Where's a tsunami when you need one?" and compared Karl to [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_Danan Paul Danan].
*Ricky wants people to send in objects to [[harm Karl]] with, suggesting a George Foreman Grill, and that he has already tortured Karl with a tea towel and spoon combo.


*Ricky and Steve attack [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Brother_%28TV_series%29 Big Brother], [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rebecca_Loos Rebecca Loos] who "wonked off a pog" and [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abi_Titmuss Abi Titmuss]. Karl says he wouldn't go on Big Brother.
*Steve watched Celebrity Love Island and thought "Where's a tsunami when you need one?" and compared Karl to Paul Danan.


*Karl tells a tale of a [http://www.pbs.org/wnet/nature/deepjungle/episode2_nicholas.html] foot long spider that eats chicken] which worries him as "they come over here in bananas don't they?"
*Ricky and Steve attack Big Brother, Rebecca Loos who "wonked off a pog" and Abi Titmuss. Karl says he wouldn't go on Big Brother.


====9. "That Sounded Great!"====
*Karl tells a tale of a foot-long spider which eats chicken, which worries him as he thinks they come over here in bananas.


*Ricky discusses bad lyrics by [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rick_Springfield Rick Springfield]; "I tell her I love her but the point may be moot."
====9.  [[28 May 2005/Transcript#That Sounded Great!|That Sounded Great!]] ''(0:49:12)''====


*Steve's bad lyric nomination is [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bryan_Adams Bryan Adams]; "I'm in my hotel room/ There's a knock on the door and I get nervous/ I'm hoping it's you/ It's just room service". Steve heard it on a session hosted by [[Christian O'Connel]], who remarked "that sounded great", which Steve thinks is a perfect response to a rubbish session as it compliments the engineers.
[[Image:Adams.jpg|100px|right|]]


*Ricky applauds Bryan Adams for buying the pub next door to the musician's house, due to noise.
*Ricky discusses bad lyrics by Rick Springfield: "I tell her I love her but the point may be moot".  


*Ricky's highlight of [[Extras]] was dressing editor Nigel up as a baby.
*Steve's bad lyric nomination is Bryan Adams: "I'm in my hotel room/ There's a knock on the door and I get nervous/ I'm hoping it's you/ It's just room service". Steve heard it on a session hosted by [[Christian O'Connell]], who remarked "that sounded great", which Steve thinks is a perfect response to a rubbish session as it compliments the engineers.


*[[Rockbusters]] Answers:
*Ricky applauds Bryan Adams for buying the pub next door to the musician's house, due to noise.


1. R - [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Razorlight Razorlight] (Raise a light).  
*Ricky's highlight of [[Extras]] was dressing editor [http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1034668 Nigel] up as a baby.


2. K - [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keane_%28band%29 Keane] (Key in)
*Karl gives the Rockbusters answers.


3. C - [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caesars_(band) Caesars] (See SARS).
====10. [[28 May 2005/Transcript#It's Like Jackass!|It's Like Jackass!]] ''(0:54:23)'' ====


====10. "It's Like Jackass!"====
*The finale of the show. Gervais shoots a cork from a champagne bottle onto Karl's head while Steve films for Ricky's website. Karl grunts in pain but asks if it hit him.


*The finale of the show. Gervais shoots a cork from a champagne bottle onto Karl's head while [http://www.rickygervais.com/video7.php Steve films for Gervais' website]. Karl grunts in pain but asks "Did that hit me?"
====11. [[28 May 2005/Transcript#They're Just Walkies!|They're Just Walkies!]] ''(0:56:01)''====


====11. "They're Just Walkies!"====
[[Image:Monkeycop.jpg|75px|right|]]


*[[Money News]]. Karl hasn't prepared a story but when pressured comes up with a story about the American SWAT team recruiting monkeys who have walkie-talkies. "They can't talk!" Gervais shouts, "So they're just walkies!" Steve quips.
*[[Monkey News]]. Karl hasn't prepared a story but when pressured comes up with a story about the American SWAT team recruiting monkeys who have walkie-talkies. "They can't talk!" Ricky shouts, "So they're just walkies!" Steve quips.


*Karl finishes and argues with Gervais and Merchant. "What do you want?" he asks, "Monkey News!" Steve shrieks.
*Karl finishes and argues with Ricky and Steve. "What do you want?" he asks, "Monkey News!" Steve yells.


*"This is the worst show we've ever done" Gervais says as the show comes to a close.
*"This is the worst show we've ever done", Ricky says as the show comes to a close.


==Quotes==
==Quotes==
SM: Which living person do you most admire?  
'''Steve:'''  Which living person do you most admire? <br>
 
'''Karl:'''  Eh... <br>
KP: Eh...  
'''Steve:'''  Which person throughout any time in history do you most admire? <br>
 
'''Karl:''' Winston Churchill's pretty good. <br>
SM: Which person thorughout any time in history do you most admire?  
'''Ricky:'''  Yeah, very good.<br>
 
'''Karl:''' He was alright. <br>
KP: Winston Churchill's pretty good  
'''Steve:'''  Why? <br>
 
'''Karl:''' Cause if it weren't for him, we'd be talking German, and I'm not that good at that. <br>
RG: Yeah, very good  
 
KP: He was alright  
 
SM: Why?  
 
KP: Cause if it weren't for him, we'd be talking German, and i'm not that good at that  


==Rockbusters==
If you've got a bulb, and you look after it, and you teach it stuff, what are you doing there? <span title="Razorlight" style="color: red" id=title>R.</span><br>
People have a problem doing this when they home from a night drinking. <span title="Keene" style="color: red" id=title>K.</span><br>
I had a vision of that Chinese flu. <span title="Caesars" style="color: red" id=title>C.</span><br>


==Playlist==
==Playlist==
Since You Been Gone - Rainbow
Rainbow - ''Since You Been Gone'' <br>
[[U2]] - ''City of Blinding Lights''<br>
Beanie Sigel - ''Feel it in the Air'' <br>
Matthew Sweet - ''In My Time'' <br>
Foo Fighters - ''Best of You'' <br>
The Who - ''Won't Get Fooled Again''<br>
Kings Of Leon - ''King of the Rodeo''<br>
The Magic Numbers - ''Forever Lost''<br>
Bruce Springsteen - ''No Surrender''<br>
Embrace - ''Glorious Day''<br>
Rick Springfield - ''Jessie's Girl''<br>
Green Day - ''Wake Me Up When September Ends''<br>
Kings of Convenience - ''Homesick'' <br>


City of Blinding Lights - U2
==External Links==
 
* [http://www.freewebs.com/the_k_man/ The Freewebs "K-man" website (you won't have to try 'em both).]
Feel it in the Air - Beenie Seagull
* Celebrity Love Island member Wikipedia articles: [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_Danan Paul Danan], [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rebecca_Loos Rebecca Loos] , [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abi_Titmuss Abi Titmuss]
 
* [http://www.pbs.org/wnet/nature/deepjungle/episode2_nicholas.html Article on the foot-long spider that eats chicken]
In My Time - Matthew Sweet
* [http://www.rickygervais.com/video7.php Video of Ricky popping a cork on Karl's head]
Best of You - Foo Fighters
 
Won't Get Fooled Again - The Who
 
Unknown
 
Unknown - Kings Of Leon
 
Forever Lost - Magic Numbers
 
Unknown
 
Glorious Day - Embrace
 
Jessie's Girl - Rick Springfield
 
Unknown - Green Day
 
Homesick- Kings of Convenience
 
==Extras==
'''Transcript needed'''
 
==Download==
 
http://www.sendspace.com/file/nzc3f0
 
http://savefile.com/files/45190
http://rapidshare.de/files/32357985/s04e01.mp3


==See Also==
==See Also==
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*[[Xfm Series 2]]
*[[Xfm Series 2]]
*[[Xfm Series 3]]
*[[Xfm Series 3]]
[[Category:Episode Pages|4.01]]

Latest revision as of 12:15, 7 August 2020

Xfm Series 4
May 2005 - July 2005
List of episodes

Episodes:

  1. 28 May 2005 (Transcript) (Xfm: Episode I)
  2. 04 June 2005 (Xfm: Episode II)
  3. 11 June 2005 (Xfm: Episode III)
  4. 18 June 2005 (Xfm: Episode IV)
  5. 25 June 2005 (Transcript) (Xfm: Episode V)
  6. 02 July 2005 (Xfm: Episode VI)

Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant return to Xfm for a run of 6 shows, standing in for Adam and Joe, this being the first.

Track Listing

For a partial transcript of this episode see 28 May 2005/Transcript.

1. I'm Not Made of Money, Rick! (0:00:00)

  • Nothing has changed at Xfm in 18 months.
  • Steve jokes that some of Ricky's old bacon rinds are on the floor.
  • Listenership is down, due to "Old Cure fans dying of smack addictions".
  • Gervais suggests the listenership of Xfm has risen by 1: himself.
  • Steve's back mainly because his cheaply employed foreign cleaner cleans his house between 1pm and 3pm.

2. The Old Finger Up The Arse (0:02:59)

  • Ricky reveals a new found love for U2 having hated them for the previous 15 years of his life.
  • Ricky and Steve recap Dr Fox's criticism of their show, during which the DJ described the show as "painful". Steve is amused that Ricky still remembers the slamming.
  • Karl won't get a medical checkup as he doesn't want the doctor to do "the old finger up the arse thing". He doesn't know what they're going to find up there, and it's the heart he worries about the most. Karl and Steve are suspicious of why doctors need to hold the patient's testicles when they cough. Ricky suggests it's to do with the diaphragm. Ricky recalls the time when Karl professed that he doesn't examine his testicles as he "doesn't like the feel". Karl says he can afford to lose one testicle.
  • Karl wouldn't let Dr Fox or Doctor Who conduct a prostate exam either.

3. Try Both (0:08:06)

  • Karl says his life is better for meeting Ricky and Steve as he "has Mondays off now".
  • Karl is confused as to whether a website about him featured a dash or an underscore in its URL, telling the listeners to "try both".
  • Steve quizzes Karl using a set of questions featured in the Guardian Guide. Karl's idea of perfect happiness is "fishfingers, potato cakes and beans". His greatest fear is "going to the doctors" and he wants to live to be 84. He most admires Winston Churchill, because he prevented English people having to speak German, which Karl claims he wouldn't be good at.
  • Karl doesn't know what capital punishment is. When Ricky explains it, Karl thinks it would be a good idea for criminals as prisons are overcrowded and "what can you do with someone who's mental?"

4. Nowt There (0:15:07)

  • Ricky's idea of happiness is being in a room with Karl, who he says is both like a cat and a "retard".
  • When researching show with the abandoned title Science, Gervais asked Karl about the moon landing. Karl said the moon landing featured "Louis Armstrong" (he meant Neil Armstrong]), "a bloke named Buzz" and " a fella who didn't even get out to stretch his legs".
  • According to Karl there's no point going to the moon as there's nowt there. Steve wouldn't go as he wouldn't be able to wear his glasses.
  • Karl regrets not doing well at school.
  • When asked what keeps him awake nights, Karl replies he lives on a loud high street.
  • If there was a war, Karl would go on holiday.

5. They Don't Age Well (0:21:23)

  • Ricky invents radio friendly swearwords like "Kant", "cump", "fulking", "schnit".
  • Steve tells Karl that two 80 year old Japanese soldiers have been found hiding in the woods, believing the war still to be on.
  • Karl goes on a rant about how there's no 33 year old Chinamen, or fat ones, there's no middle ground (in age) but 22 year olds are about and 49 year old ones are around. He borders on the edge of racism by claiming "They don't age well, I don't know what's in 'em".
  • Steve can't name any famous middle-aged Chinamen. Karl can only think of Bruce Lee, who "looked 42" when he died at 33.

6. Gog-lanker (0:29:18)

  • Karl advises a Japanese man who is soon to marry his Japanese fiancé to take some good wedding photos before she gets old fast.
  • Rockbusters prizes include a signed Spinal Tap poster, a drawing of Homer Simpson and a drawing of Ricky, Steve and Karl immortalized as Flanimals "bloat dumbplunt", "gog-lanker" and "pinkloid numbscrunt".

7. That's Awful Karl (0:33:57)

  • Steve spills champagne by accident, then asks for more free products.

8. Where's A Tsunami When You Need One? (0:41:48)

  • Ricky wants people to send in objects to harm Karl with, suggesting a George Foreman Grill, and that he has already tortured Karl with a tea towel and spoon combo.
  • Steve watched Celebrity Love Island and thought "Where's a tsunami when you need one?" and compared Karl to Paul Danan.
  • Ricky and Steve attack Big Brother, Rebecca Loos who "wonked off a pog" and Abi Titmuss. Karl says he wouldn't go on Big Brother.
  • Karl tells a tale of a foot-long spider which eats chicken, which worries him as he thinks they come over here in bananas.

9. That Sounded Great! (0:49:12)

  • Ricky discusses bad lyrics by Rick Springfield: "I tell her I love her but the point may be moot".
  • Steve's bad lyric nomination is Bryan Adams: "I'm in my hotel room/ There's a knock on the door and I get nervous/ I'm hoping it's you/ It's just room service". Steve heard it on a session hosted by Christian O'Connell, who remarked "that sounded great", which Steve thinks is a perfect response to a rubbish session as it compliments the engineers.
  • Ricky applauds Bryan Adams for buying the pub next door to the musician's house, due to noise.
  • Ricky's highlight of Extras was dressing editor Nigel up as a baby.
  • Karl gives the Rockbusters answers.

10. It's Like Jackass! (0:54:23)

  • The finale of the show. Gervais shoots a cork from a champagne bottle onto Karl's head while Steve films for Ricky's website. Karl grunts in pain but asks if it hit him.

11. They're Just Walkies! (0:56:01)

  • Monkey News. Karl hasn't prepared a story but when pressured comes up with a story about the American SWAT team recruiting monkeys who have walkie-talkies. "They can't talk!" Ricky shouts, "So they're just walkies!" Steve quips.
  • Karl finishes and argues with Ricky and Steve. "What do you want?" he asks, "Monkey News!" Steve yells.
  • "This is the worst show we've ever done", Ricky says as the show comes to a close.

Quotes

Steve: Which living person do you most admire?
Karl: Eh...
Steve: Which person throughout any time in history do you most admire?
Karl: Winston Churchill's pretty good.
Ricky: Yeah, very good.
Karl: He was alright.
Steve: Why?
Karl: Cause if it weren't for him, we'd be talking German, and I'm not that good at that.

Rockbusters

If you've got a bulb, and you look after it, and you teach it stuff, what are you doing there? R.
People have a problem doing this when they home from a night drinking. K.
I had a vision of that Chinese flu. C.

Playlist

Rainbow - Since You Been Gone
U2 - City of Blinding Lights
Beanie Sigel - Feel it in the Air
Matthew Sweet - In My Time
Foo Fighters - Best of You
The Who - Won't Get Fooled Again
Kings Of Leon - King of the Rodeo
The Magic Numbers - Forever Lost
Bruce Springsteen - No Surrender
Embrace - Glorious Day
Rick Springfield - Jessie's Girl
Green Day - Wake Me Up When September Ends
Kings of Convenience - Homesick

External Links

See Also