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==Karls Second Poem==
==Karl's Second Poem==


:Bubbled wallpaper. What a mess
:Bubbled wallpaper. What a mess
:Washer dryer knackered. What a mess
:Washer dryer knackered. What a mess
:Siamese twins seperated. One leg less
:Siamese twins seperated. One leg less

Revision as of 20:52, 31 August 2006

Karl's Poems first appeared in the third series of the Podcast.


Karl's First Poem

If moths have eyes, would they be happier?
How do they know they're not dead?
Cavemen hunting for food,
But not before they style the hair on their head
What would last longer in dinosaur times?
A blind man didn't stand a chance. Not with all them rocks about
I'd rather be a blind moth

Karl's Second Poem

Bubbled wallpaper. What a mess
Washer dryer knackered. What a mess
Siamese twins seperated. One leg less