Karl's Poems

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Karl's Poems first appeared in the third series of the Podcast.


Karl's First Poem

If moths have eyes, would they be happier?
How do they know they're not dead?
Cavemen hunting for food,
But not before they style the hair on their head
What would last longer in dinosaur times?
A blind man didn't stand a chance. Not with all them rocks about
I'd rather be a blind moth

Karl's Second Poem

Bubbled wallpaper. What a mess
Washer dryer knackered. What a mess
Siamese twins seperated. One leg less

Karl's Third

I don't like jellyfish, they’re not a fish, they're just a blob
They don’t have eyes, fins or scales like a cod
They float about blind, stinging people in the seas
And no one eats jellyfish with chips and mushy peas
Get rid of them

Karl's Fourth

It would be spiteful
To put jellyfish in a trifle

Karl's Fifth

For god sake, me belly ache
The doctor said it’s me kidney
He said he’s got to stick a tube up me knob
I said you got to be kidding me
For god sake, knob ache.