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*A brainteaser for a man with no brain  
*A brainteaser for a man with no brain  
*Extracts from Karl's diary
*Extracts from Karl's diary
*Plus, for the cognoscenti, the timely return of 'Rockbusters'.
*Plus, for the cognoscenti, the timely return of '''Rockbusters:'''
Initials - <span title="Beyonce" style="color: green" id=title>B</span>. Well, i don't want a house that far away from the water. I want to be right on top of it.
<br>Initials - <span title="Britney" style="color: green" id=title>B</span>. That part of my leg is English.
<br>Initials - <span title="Kanye West" style="color: green" id=title>KW</span>. The fitness teacher has got a speech inpediment.


==Episode 2==
==Episode 2==
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*Tall and pale and naked and waving
*Tall and pale and naked and waving
*Karl's diary - Auntie Nora, cat criticism, unappealing ultrasound scans, the passing fad that is hoummous, mind/brain confusion and the elderly lady with the bent neck
*Karl's diary - Auntie Nora, cat criticism, unappealing ultrasound scans, the passing fad that is hoummous, mind/brain confusion and the elderly lady with the bent neck
*Rockbusters
*'''Rockbusters:'''
Initials - <span title="Robert Plant" style="color: green" id=title>RP</span>. Steal that womans flower.
<br>Initials - <span title="Beethoven" style="color: green" id=title>B</span>. Keep whacking the cooker with a stick. (It doesn't have to be a stick)
<br>Initials - <span title="Morrissey" style="color: green" id=title>M</span>. Venice. Its all water innit? So how would you describe it?


==Episode 3==
==Episode 3==
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*Risky dining and cancerous carnivore
*Risky dining and cancerous carnivore
*Karl's Diary - Congo confusion; vegetable timepieces; subterranean schoolfriends; porcine-pated ladies; beehive boozers
*Karl's Diary - Congo confusion; vegetable timepieces; subterranean schoolfriends; porcine-pated ladies; beehive boozers
*Rockbusters
*'''Rockbusters:'''
Initials - <span title="Neil Diamond" style="color: green" id=title>ND</span>. That Jamaican fella doesn't want anything.
<br>Initials - <span title="Editors" style="color: green" id=title>KW</span>. I ask them to pass me the ball by using their head.
<br>Initials - <span title="Ramones" style="color: green" id=title>R</span>. Hes got the wooley ones but I've got the ones that run and charge at you.


==Episode 4==
==Episode 4==
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*Plastic surgery at the deli counter
*Plastic surgery at the deli counter
*Karl's Diary - The worrying mortality rate of Karl's pets; blind dates; lunar lunacy; quadrupedal enclaves; common or garden aliens
*Karl's Diary - The worrying mortality rate of Karl's pets; blind dates; lunar lunacy; quadrupedal enclaves; common or garden aliens
*Rockbusters
*Rockbusters:
Initials - <span title="Sam Cooke" style="color: green" id=title>SC</span>. I went to the restaurant on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and Friday (Saturday and Sunday if you want), and the fella making the food was there each time.
<br>Initials - <span title="Cornershop" style="color: green" id=title>C</span>. Go into that womans store and rip her off
<br>Initials - <span title="Euruthmics" style="color: green" id=title>E</span>. You've had a go at laying down a track, but it ain't perfect.


==Episode 5==
==Episode 5==
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*Karl's secrets of a successful relationships  
*Karl's secrets of a successful relationships  
*Steve's unsound method of obtaining sound advice
*Steve's unsound method of obtaining sound advice
*Rockbusters
*'''Rockbusters:'''
Initials - <span title="Carole King" style="color: green" id=title>CK</span>. You know that bloke who sings songs at Christmas? Hes brilliant at it.
<br>Initials - <span title="Marvin Gaye" style="color: green" id=title>MG</span>. I told the homosexual man that the grape tree was mine.
<br>Initials - <span title="Santana" style="color: green" id=title>S</span>. I ask you [Ricky Gervais] if you believe in Father Chirstmas. What would you say?


==Episode 6==
==Episode 6==
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*Believing that octopuses aren't the friendly little creatures they're portrayed as in films, Karl considers some suitable terms of abuse.
*Believing that octopuses aren't the friendly little creatures they're portrayed as in films, Karl considers some suitable terms of abuse.
*Karl's Diary - Philosophers and their names; Lao Tse's advice for spectators
*Karl's Diary - Philosophers and their names; Lao Tse's advice for spectators
*Rockbusters
*Rockbusters answers


==External Links==
==External Links==
*[http://www.rickygervais.com/newseries.php Rickygervais.com] Official site
*[http://www.rickygervais.com/newseries.php Rickygervais.com] Official site
*[http://rickygervais.com/newseries.php Series 2 info] Rickygervais.com
*[http://rickygervais.com/newseries.php Series 2 info] Rickygervais.com

Revision as of 17:35, 3 September 2006

After a very successful first series of podcasts it was in no doubt the there would be more. But for the second series something very different happened, listeners had to pay to download them. The series was available through iTunes and audible.com, even though some thought people would not pay, they did and this was another amazing chart topper!

Episode 1

Tuesday 27 Feb 2006

Length: 31:13

  • Karl worries about about the stationery implications of relocating to another planet
  • Relativity and re-runs of the 1980 World Cup Final
  • Doppelganger - The Karl Who Haunted Himself. "How would I know which one I am".
  • A brainteaser for a man with no brain
  • Extracts from Karl's diary
  • Plus, for the cognoscenti, the timely return of Rockbusters:

Initials - B. Well, i don't want a house that far away from the water. I want to be right on top of it.
Initials - B. That part of my leg is English.
Initials - KW. The fitness teacher has got a speech inpediment.

Episode 2

Tuesday 7 Mar 2006

Length: 29:39

  • Karl Pilkington - the talk of tinsel-town
  • There's no news like no news; Karl's illustrated book of ages
  • Tall and pale and naked and waving
  • Karl's diary - Auntie Nora, cat criticism, unappealing ultrasound scans, the passing fad that is hoummous, mind/brain confusion and the elderly lady with the bent neck
  • Rockbusters:

Initials - RP. Steal that womans flower.
Initials - B. Keep whacking the cooker with a stick. (It doesn't have to be a stick)
Initials - M. Venice. Its all water innit? So how would you describe it?

Episode 3

Tuesday 14 Mar 2006

Length: 33:54

  • Complaints relating to the perception of an inadequate frequency of expletives are addressed
  • Look who's listening
  • Social engineering at the North Pole
  • Questioning the credentials of TV pathologists
  • Karl's top twin tips
  • Plastic surgery at the deli counter
  • Risky dining and cancerous carnivore
  • Karl's Diary - Congo confusion; vegetable timepieces; subterranean schoolfriends; porcine-pated ladies; beehive boozers
  • Rockbusters:

Initials - ND. That Jamaican fella doesn't want anything.
Initials - KW. I ask them to pass me the ball by using their head.
Initials - R. Hes got the wooley ones but I've got the ones that run and charge at you.

Episode 4

Tuesday 21 Mar 2006

Length: 34:04

  • Genocidal anura
  • Anthropomorphism and Fluffy the cat
  • Reflections on the inducement of camouflage-feedback in visually impaired chameleons
  • Karl gets his head around the concept of a multiverse
  • Steve the party animal
  • Plastic surgery at the deli counter
  • Karl's Diary - The worrying mortality rate of Karl's pets; blind dates; lunar lunacy; quadrupedal enclaves; common or garden aliens
  • Rockbusters:

Initials - SC. I went to the restaurant on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and Friday (Saturday and Sunday if you want), and the fella making the food was there each time.
Initials - C. Go into that womans store and rip her off
Initials - E. You've had a go at laying down a track, but it ain't perfect.

Episode 5

Tuesday 28 Mar 2006

Length: 31:24

  • Karl's Freudian slip-up
  • Surgical quotas
  • Biblical logistics
  • Karl's diary; designer loo-roll, bed & boredom, prandial sorbets for pretentious brats, inappropriate choices for vehicluar nomenclature, cemetery sightseeing,
  • Karl's secrets of a successful relationships
  • Steve's unsound method of obtaining sound advice
  • Rockbusters:

Initials - CK. You know that bloke who sings songs at Christmas? Hes brilliant at it.
Initials - MG. I told the homosexual man that the grape tree was mine.
Initials - S. I ask you [Ricky Gervais] if you believe in Father Chirstmas. What would you say?

Episode 6

Tuesday 4 Apr 2006

Length: 31:24

  • Some sad news about an elderly tortoise proves a versatile opener for conversation - sparking a discussion on suppressed memories, longevity and who if anyone is in charge of Karl's brain.
  • Karl ponders his most favourite and least favourite words and proposes a lexicographical cull.
  • Believing that octopuses aren't the friendly little creatures they're portrayed as in films, Karl considers some suitable terms of abuse.
  • Karl's Diary - Philosophers and their names; Lao Tse's advice for spectators
  • Rockbusters answers

External Links