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'''Length: 27:58''' | '''Length: 27:58''' | ||
*They're back! | *They're back! | ||
*Whilst Ricky and Steve have been filming the second series of [[Extras]], Karl has become obsessed with bugs and insects. | *Whilst Ricky and Steve have been filming the second series of [[Extras]], Karl has become obsessed with bugs and insects. | ||
*Karl describes seeing a bee have a heart attack. The bee fell from the air onto the pavement. He described it as being "stone cold dead" within seconds. Karl believed it was stressed because it was in London and it was overweight. | |||
*Karl describes seeing a bee have a heart attack. The bee fell from the air onto the pavement. He described it as being "stone cold dead" within seconds. Karl believed it was stressed because it was living in London and it was overweight. | |||
*Karl thinks moths are depressing because they don't have eyes. He believes it should be a rule that "if you don't have eyes, you shouldn't have wings". | *Karl thinks moths are depressing because they don't have eyes. He believes it should be a rule that "if you don't have eyes, you shouldn't have wings". | ||
*Accidents doing sports during school days. Ricky and Steve recall being terrified of playing cricket and rugby. Karl remembers his mum didn't like him to play cricket with a friend because his friend's dad's eyelids were too big and she didn't like Karl getting into a car with him driving. | *Accidents doing sports during school days. Ricky and Steve recall being terrified of playing cricket and rugby. Karl remembers his mum didn't like him to play cricket with a friend because his friend's dad's eyelids were too big and she didn't like Karl getting into a car with him driving. | ||
*Karl thinks he would be more confident if he had someone elses body as it gives him an excuse if the body is out of shape. Ricky then questions Karl if he would masturbate if he had someone elses body. | *Karl thinks he would be more confident if he had someone elses body as it gives him an excuse if the body is out of shape. Ricky then questions Karl if he would masturbate if he had someone elses body. | ||
*Karl's Diary - More about insects. Karl plays with a ladybird. Karl argues with Suzanne because she wanted a lie in on Sunday. Karl said, "insects don't have lie-ins, so we shouldn't". He later says "if we copied insects, we wouldn't go far wrong". Karl wonders why the word 'dictionary' is in the dictionary. Two new species of fly have been discovered. A moth gets into the bedroom. A caveman is discovered with | |||
*[[Karl's Diary]] - More about insects. Karl plays with a ladybird. Karl argues with [[Suzanne]] because she wanted a lie in on Sunday. Karl said, "insects don't have lie-ins, so we shouldn't". He later says "if we copied insects, we wouldn't go far wrong". Karl wonders why the word 'dictionary' is in the dictionary. Two new species of fly have been discovered. A moth gets into the bedroom. A caveman is discovered with hairgel in his hair. | |||
*Karl writes a poem: | *Karl writes a poem: | ||
:If moths have eyes, would they be happier? | :If moths have eyes, would they be happier? | ||
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'''Length: 34:11''' | '''Length: 34:11''' | ||
*Karl talks about being rushed to hospital with kidney stones. He discusses how when he was a child, whenever he got a belly ache he put a cold ashtray on his belly because "the coldness got rid of the badness". It specifically had to be an ashtray because | *Karl talks about being rushed to hospital with kidney stones. He discusses how when he was a child, whenever he got a belly ache he put a cold ashtray on his belly because "the coldness got rid of the badness". It specifically had to be an ashtray because ashtrays are "old cold". Ricky visited Karl in hospital to find him in his underpants and stockings. Karl explains how the stockings prevented the blood in his legs from clotting. | ||
*When Karl was in hospital he thought about "what is the closest thing living, that is nothing?" He talks about how a stick insect is a slight crossover from a stick to an insect and how there is not much difference between the two. | *When Karl was in hospital he thought about "what is the closest thing living, that is nothing?" He talks about how a stick insect is a slight crossover from a stick to an insect and how there is not much difference between the two. | ||
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*Steve tries to explain to Karl that insects and animals do not have conscienceness, personality and communication. | *Steve tries to explain to Karl that insects and animals do not have conscienceness, personality and communication. | ||
*Karl notices that pigeons have got wings but walk a lot. It annoys him that pigeons have the 'power' of flight and don't use it. | *Karl notices that pigeons have got wings but walk a lot. It annoys him that pigeons have the 'power' of flight and don't often use it. | ||
*Karl tells a story about a women who left a goldfish in the bath when she went on holiday and it grew to 7 feet | *Karl tells a story about a women who left a goldfish in the bath when she went on holiday and it grew to 7 feet in length. He notices how you never see fish die of old age. | ||
*Ricky asks what advice Karl would give to a two week old octopus. The advice Karl gives is to stay close to the rocks and let it know that it can can get into small spaces. | *Ricky asks what advice Karl would give to a two week old octopus. The advice Karl gives is to stay close to the rocks and let it know that it can can get into small spaces. | ||
*Karls Diary - Brown sauce is too big. A large wasp enters the flat. Karl re-wallpapers the mirrored wall. Karl reads about where the phrase 'Pot Luck' originated in his phrase book. The washer needs repairing. Karl watches a story on the news about Siamese twins being seperated. They had 2 heads, 4 arms, 2 legs and 1 liver. The doctors said they would have one leg each. | *[[Karls Diary]] - Brown sauce is too big. A large wasp enters the flat. Karl re-wallpapers the mirrored wall (mentioned in [[Karl's Diary#Podcast Series 2|Podcast Series 2, Episode 1]]). Karl reads about where the phrase 'Pot Luck' originated in his phrase book. The washer needs repairing. Karl watches a story on the news about Siamese twins being seperated. They had 2 heads, 4 arms, 2 legs and 1 liver. The doctors said they would have one leg each. | ||
*Karl writes another poem: | *Karl writes another poem: | ||
Revision as of 13:47, 2 September 2006
After a hiatus while Ricky and Steve filmed the new series of "Extras", the famous show has returned. The series is available now through iTunes and audible.com.
Episode 1
Tuesday 22 Aug 2006
Length: 27:58
- They're back!
- Whilst Ricky and Steve have been filming the second series of Extras, Karl has become obsessed with bugs and insects.
- Karl describes seeing a bee have a heart attack. The bee fell from the air onto the pavement. He described it as being "stone cold dead" within seconds. Karl believed it was stressed because it was living in London and it was overweight.
- Karl thinks moths are depressing because they don't have eyes. He believes it should be a rule that "if you don't have eyes, you shouldn't have wings".
- Accidents doing sports during school days. Ricky and Steve recall being terrified of playing cricket and rugby. Karl remembers his mum didn't like him to play cricket with a friend because his friend's dad's eyelids were too big and she didn't like Karl getting into a car with him driving.
- Karl thinks he would be more confident if he had someone elses body as it gives him an excuse if the body is out of shape. Ricky then questions Karl if he would masturbate if he had someone elses body.
- Karl's Diary - More about insects. Karl plays with a ladybird. Karl argues with Suzanne because she wanted a lie in on Sunday. Karl said, "insects don't have lie-ins, so we shouldn't". He later says "if we copied insects, we wouldn't go far wrong". Karl wonders why the word 'dictionary' is in the dictionary. Two new species of fly have been discovered. A moth gets into the bedroom. A caveman is discovered with hairgel in his hair.
- Karl writes a poem:
- If moths have eyes, would they be happier?
- How do they know they're not dead?
- Cavemen hunting for food,
- But not before they style the hair on their head
- What would last longer in dinosaur times?
- A blind man didn't stand a chance. Not with all them rocks about
- I'd rather be a blind moth
Episode 2
Tuesday 29 Aug 2006
Length: 34:11
- Karl talks about being rushed to hospital with kidney stones. He discusses how when he was a child, whenever he got a belly ache he put a cold ashtray on his belly because "the coldness got rid of the badness". It specifically had to be an ashtray because ashtrays are "old cold". Ricky visited Karl in hospital to find him in his underpants and stockings. Karl explains how the stockings prevented the blood in his legs from clotting.
- When Karl was in hospital he thought about "what is the closest thing living, that is nothing?" He talks about how a stick insect is a slight crossover from a stick to an insect and how there is not much difference between the two.
- Steve tries to explain to Karl that insects and animals do not have conscienceness, personality and communication.
- Karl notices that pigeons have got wings but walk a lot. It annoys him that pigeons have the 'power' of flight and don't often use it.
- Karl tells a story about a women who left a goldfish in the bath when she went on holiday and it grew to 7 feet in length. He notices how you never see fish die of old age.
- Ricky asks what advice Karl would give to a two week old octopus. The advice Karl gives is to stay close to the rocks and let it know that it can can get into small spaces.
- Karls Diary - Brown sauce is too big. A large wasp enters the flat. Karl re-wallpapers the mirrored wall (mentioned in Podcast Series 2, Episode 1). Karl reads about where the phrase 'Pot Luck' originated in his phrase book. The washer needs repairing. Karl watches a story on the news about Siamese twins being seperated. They had 2 heads, 4 arms, 2 legs and 1 liver. The doctors said they would have one leg each.
- Karl writes another poem:
- Bubbled wallpaper. What a mess
- Washer dryer knackered. What a mess
- Siamese twins seperated. One leg less
See Also
External Links
- Rickygervais.com Official site
- Series 3 @ Audible.com