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- "I usually don't say anything worthy of plus or neg rep. I'm neutral at best." ...sing things over a distance in a group. I'd better slag them off because I'm a massive bellend cunt. That'll get me more followers on twitter, right?' ...1 KB (196 words) - 16:06, 30 August 2015
- To which Ricky replies "I'm leaving, I'm never doin' this show again. THIS WOMAN HAD A ''PORK CHOP'' STUCK TO HER AR ...1 KB (227 words) - 01:57, 18 July 2019
- ...d having to settle for the rubbish they're showing on Movies4Men because I'm not paying for any of the better channels and wishing I had broadband for t ...1 KB (178 words) - 02:16, 24 February 2013
- *[[29 March 2003]] - [[Songs of Phrase]] features the phrase "M-m-m-my Auntie had wind for five minutes." ...2 KB (354 words) - 06:19, 24 April 2018
- {{Ricky|Eminem, Lose Yourself on Xfm 104.9. I'm Ricky Gervais, with me Steve Merchant.}} {{Steve|What I'm trying to say Rick is, I could've found a more tactful way of bringing up t ...10 KB (1,688 words) - 08:46, 20 May 2016
- "I'm only joking, I wouldn't try and rape Steve. I wouldn't even agree to go to "I'm trying to clear out some of the DVDs and CDs that I don't want by putting t ...2 KB (274 words) - 21:16, 23 February 2013
- Morrissey - I'm Throwing My Arms Around Paris<br> ...661 bytes (122 words) - 06:26, 4 March 2019
- 3. "M-m-m-my Auntie had wind for five minutes." [[29 March 2003]] <br>The Knack - "My Sharona" (M-m-m-my) ...6 KB (1,037 words) - 09:37, 15 January 2020
- Primal Scream - I'm Losing More Than I Ever Have<br> ...847 bytes (144 words) - 22:57, 5 March 2019
- ...I'm wondering if maybe she's mafia. It's a long shot, I understand, but I'm getting a real gut feeling about this. ...an, don't get me wrong, I don't actually have any evidence for this. But I'm willing to put my petty dispute with Pod to one side for the moment. If we ...4 KB (748 words) - 01:35, 31 July 2013
- Black Kids - I'm Not Going to Teach Your Boyfriend How To Dance With You (Live from Glastonb ...965 bytes (163 words) - 02:09, 4 March 2019
- ...[[09 February 2002/Transcript#I'm Surprised I'm Not Welsh|I'm Surprised I'm Not Welsh]] ''(0:11:16)''==== ...7 KB (1,129 words) - 00:25, 2 August 2020
- ...e like a mental case in a pitch black bedrooom of sleeping people. Yeah, I'm in bed by 11 in the holidays. Living the liiiiiiife." ...840 bytes (126 words) - 17:38, 24 February 2013
- croney: i'm the sort of guy that hard boils other peoples eggs then watches them trying ...878 bytes (137 words) - 14:08, 20 January 2014
- Rocket From The Crypt - I'm Not Invisible <br> ...797 bytes (145 words) - 19:54, 23 June 2011
- ...ebruary 2003/Transcript#I'm Beginning To Wonder If It Was Worth Our Time|I'm Beginning To Wonder If It Was Worth Our Time]] ''(0:06:17)''==== ...5 KB (744 words) - 11:13, 2 August 2020
- '''Charlie Brown''' is a cartoon character created by Charles M. Schulz and is the lead character of the Peanuts comic strip. ...869 bytes (147 words) - 07:50, 1 February 2013
- ====2. [[19 April 2003/Transcript#I'm Quite a Weak Child|I'm Quite a Weak Child]] ''(0:02:00)''==== ...cript#E: I Don't Like Spike Lee. I'm a Racist|E: I Don't Like Spike Lee. I'm a Racist]] ''(0:38:46)''==== ...7 KB (1,126 words) - 22:37, 30 April 2021
- ...don, Ontario, Canada. Jerry met Gervais's mother, [[Eva Gervais|Eva Sophia M. House]] (1925–2000),<ref>{{cite web|url=http://www.findmypast.co.uk/Birt ...1,022 bytes (136 words) - 07:19, 24 May 2011
- "I have learned all of Jarvis' moves in this video....this means I'm dead cool." ...955 bytes (153 words) - 22:37, 22 February 2013
- ====3. Ohh, I'm a Bum GP? ''(0:09:11)''==== ====4. I'm Not Made of Money ''(0:15:46)''==== ...8 KB (1,258 words) - 15:06, 2 May 2021
- ...an exclusive forum for more frequent posters might just wind people up. I'm not saying they are right, but I couldn't be arsed listening to them." (I'm not sure what the ladies' aversion to me is, though)" ...3 KB (451 words) - 20:06, 23 February 2013
- ...ne 2003/Transcript#I'm Going To Do Everything In My Power To Destroy You|I'm Going To Do Everything In My Power To Destroy You]] ''(0:11:13)''==== ...ikes sucking on iron. <span title="Metallica" style="color: red" id=title>M.</span><br> ...6 KB (953 words) - 11:19, 2 August 2020
- {{Ricky|Five past one then, already, on a Saturday, so I'm Ricky Gervais, that was Placebo, yeh, with "Special Needs" which brings me {{Steve|Exactly. Yeah. Well I'm going to go in to, sort of,...}} ...4 KB (683 words) - 00:24, 16 June 2013
- ...to preach about Derek: how "kindness is magic" and "it doesn't matter if I'm autistic", but much of this episode's humour was derived from mocking dodde ...they rushed it like they did was just perplexing. I hate to do this, but I'm going to: remember '''The Office'''? I do. Characters in that show like Dav ...4 KB (716 words) - 16:27, 8 February 2013
- ==I'm Thinking of Being Homeless Outside the Royal Albert Hall== ...579 bytes (90 words) - 00:17, 16 June 2013
- ...them over there’. And he was going, ‘put a couple in a jar’. He goes, ‘put’m in a jar’. I phoned him up in the week, uh, just before he went, I think ==I'm Quite a Weak Child== ...18 KB (3,143 words) - 13:40, 26 October 2020
- ====3. [[25 January 2003/Transcript#All I'm Gonna Win is a Moped|All I'm Gonna Win is a Moped ''(0:10:58)'']]==== Feeder - ''Just the Way I'm Feelin''' <br> ...8 KB (1,337 words) - 12:37, 3 August 2020
- ...rformer. Normally I just rock up and I do the lines and I go away again. I'm not an accomplished actor. But for some reason I was really working hard. I ...to do? I'm going to work on the assumption that you're still alive, and I'm just going to wait for you up ahead. I'll wait - I'll wait one hour. Then I ...7 KB (1,145 words) - 21:36, 28 February 2013
- ====4. [[02 November 2002/Transcript#I'm Not a Doctor or Anything|I'm Not a Doctor or Anything]] ''(0:14:53)''==== ...ek's Educating Ricky headlines are Don't Worry About Him - He Candle It, I'm Kermitted To This Treatment, and The Police Are Causing A Bit Of A Stare. ...7 KB (1,143 words) - 22:53, 14 May 2021
- ====1. [[31 May 2003/Transcript#You're Lucky I'm Here, Steve|You're Lucky I'm Here, Steve]] ''(0:00:00)'' ==== ...6 KB (1,045 words) - 11:18, 2 August 2020
- {{Ricky|104.9, I'm Ricky Gervais, with me Stephen Merchant.}} {{Ricky|This is Xfm 104.9 I'm Ricky Gervais, with me Stephen Merchant.}} ...3 KB (444 words) - 16:31, 2 October 2014
- ====7. [[21 December 2002/Transcript#I'm After Some Blood|I'm After Some Blood]] ''(0:29:03)''==== <br>Feeder - ''Just The Way I'm Feeling'' ...8 KB (1,292 words) - 23:29, 27 April 2021
- ====8. [[05 April 2003/Transcript#I'm Not Happy With That|I'm Not Happy With That (0:27:52)'']]==== ...7 KB (1,104 words) - 22:29, 30 April 2021
- Karl and Steve are "arguing like nutters". Ricky didn't put a bet on ''I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here'' and wishes he could go back in time. Stev ====7. [[03 May 2003/Transcript#I Think I'm Getting the Rough Deal|I Think I'm Getting the Rough Deal]] ''(0:30:16)''==== ...11 KB (2,014 words) - 23:02, 30 April 2021
- '''Tough Winston Churchill''': See me down in Brighton Monday. I'm gonna fucking smack your head in you little fucking German cunt. '''Steve''': - firstly i'm annoyed about the wedding list, cause I don't know why I can't bring along ...5 KB (913 words) - 04:33, 25 January 2014
- ""I've been on the planet for 40 years now, and I'm still none the wiser as to what it's all about really. I've never worried a ...1 KB (192 words) - 20:25, 13 October 2013
- ...she noticed and was like sorry can i help you and in my head i was like 'i'm sorry you're just the most beautiful person i've ever seen, marry me' but m ...1 KB (214 words) - 17:17, 17 August 2013
- ====4. [[15 February 2003/Transcript#I'm Not Annoying Karl, So Why Are You?|I'm Not Annoying Karl, So Why Are You? (0:09:02)'']]==== Lloyd Cole - ''She's a Girl and I'm a Man'' <br> ...8 KB (1,363 words) - 22:12, 29 April 2021
- ====6. [[22 December 2001/Transcript#I'm Gonna Buy That On The Way Home|I'm Gonna Buy That On The Way Home]] ''(0:09:32)''==== ...7 KB (1,071 words) - 00:24, 2 August 2020
- ====1. [[28 May 2005/Transcript#I'm Not Made of Money, Rick!|I'm Not Made of Money, Rick!]] ''(0:00:00)'' ==== ...s: "I'm in my hotel room/ There's a knock on the door and I get nervous/ I'm hoping it's you/ It's just room service". Steve heard it on a session hoste ...9 KB (1,583 words) - 12:15, 7 August 2020
- ====2. [[15 December 2001/Transcript#I'm Best At Science|I'm Best At Science]] ''(0:01:10)''==== ...ses his "massive member". He's not impressed with the 3 old men (Steve: "I'm only 28, 27!"), he was expecting the "rising young stars" to have foxy chic ...9 KB (1,499 words) - 00:23, 2 August 2020
- ...y: What's the story though?''<br>''Stewart: Well, I do other stuff, like I'm riding my bike in the park, and this policewoman says, "Oi! You can't ride ...4 KB (576 words) - 15:22, 7 March 2013
- ====3. [[12 October 2002/Transcript#I'm Not One for Getting Me Kit Off|I'm Not One for Getting Me Kit Off]] ''(0:09:13)''==== '''Karl''': So I'm walking along, and everything's good. There's a woman feeding fish bread an ...9 KB (1,518 words) - 00:38, 2 August 2020
- (In the film I'm writing with Steve Merchant I'm playing a man with a bad back who sits in an arm chair all day. If I can hi Only a few weeks away from shooting now and I'm really looking forward to it. We're in good shape and we've even started pl ...13 KB (2,496 words) - 08:16, 23 July 2018
- {{Steve|To be fair I genuinely don't think I'm the culprit in this. I think I come in, and just ask him a simple request-} {{Steve|Well, I am immediately thinking of one of a relative of yours who I'm sure did longer than that.}} ...13 KB (2,199 words) - 18:40, 11 July 2013
- {{Ricky|XFM, I'm Ricky Gervais, with me Steve Merchant and Karl Pilkington. Right, two more {{Steve|I'm worried that Knob News, because it's only about penises is a little bit sex ...20 KB (3,547 words) - 03:19, 11 January 2015
- * '''[[08 February 2003]]:''' "Ricky, I'm lazy, I talk nonsense, I'm badly organized, and I believe in ghosts. Can I have a job working on your ...5 KB (741 words) - 02:48, 22 January 2017
- ====11. I'm Exposing Myself While Looking at Some Free Fanny ''(0:47:00)''==== Well, if you put that many in the post, I'm surprised I didn't receive one. <span title="Fifty Cent" style="color: red ...6 KB (1,071 words) - 09:55, 31 July 2020
- '''Steve''': ....I'm speaking with a certain eloquence,<br> '''Karl''' (on his outgoing message): ... Sorry I'm not in today, but I'm not well and that. Err, no more Rockbusters. I think that's what's affect ...7 KB (1,102 words) - 11:14, 2 August 2020
- ====7. [[13 April 2002/Transcript#I'm Usin' Me Fables|I'm Usin' Me Fables]] ''(0:31:40)''==== ...9 KB (1,617 words) - 00:29, 2 August 2020
- .... [[27 April 2002/Transcript#I'm A Bad Man, Cos I Don't Give Lungs Away?|I'm A Bad Man, Cos I Don't Give Lungs Away?]] ''(0:00:00)''==== ...arl:''' Basically I sat there (the Baftas) for three hours, knowing that I'm not gonna get anything out of the night.<br> ...9 KB (1,608 words) - 00:31, 2 August 2020
- {{Ricky|Snow Patrol, and Run, on Xfm, 104.9. I'm Ricky Gervais. With me - Stephen Merchant, and Karl Pilkington...}} ...to watch [[The Office]] pilot being filmed. And then, we've got bits... I'm doing a bit of a tour, so it'll be sort of the summertime, probably.}} ...40 KB (7,117 words) - 17:28, 15 April 2020
- ...e say it's stinginess, Gervais would say it's stinginess. I don't agree. I'm [[Ron Merchant|my father]]'s son, he's a man who's cautious with money. I r ...2 KB (378 words) - 20:03, 27 February 2019
- {{Karl|No, I'm just saying, like, you know, it's not a great tip then is it, do you know w {{Steve|I'm still a little bit concerned that Karl's not got his head around Anne Frank ...27 KB (4,905 words) - 15:43, 2 May 2021
- {{Ricky|(In one of his voices) Well, you know uhhh... I'm a bit of a celebrity Steve I'll be honest.}} {{Steve|I'm a big fan of Penk.}} ...29 KB (4,907 words) - 16:45, 6 June 2021
- <br>'''Karl:''' I'm a Virgo. ...Ricky:''' ... No, no, that... No, you don't understand, it's... Just... "I'm a Virgo" ? ...4 KB (588 words) - 00:24, 2 August 2020
- {{Ricky|Jet - Are You Gonna Be My Girl on Xfm 104.9. I’m Ricky Gervais, with me Stephen Merchant, over there little roundy bald head {{Steve|Yeah. "Can they stand in for me when I'm on holiday?"}} ...14 KB (2,500 words) - 19:35, 6 December 2020
- {{Ricky|Ash... and Envy, on Xfm 104.9. I'm Ricky Gervais, with me Steve Merchant.}} {{Other|Claire|But you know I'm a little bit... y'know...}} ...37 KB (6,406 words) - 10:54, 2 May 2021
- ====10. Proof I'm Not a Psychopath ''(0:47:55)''==== ...7 KB (1,143 words) - 09:52, 31 July 2020
- ====3. I'm In The Land Of The Brain Bottles ''(0:03:00)''==== '''Steve:''' You can take the mick, Gervais, at least I’m not scared of my mum.<br> ...7 KB (1,172 words) - 13:14, 2 December 2022
- {{Ricky|I'm Ricky Gervais. Coming up on today's show: Radiohead, Pulp, Oasis, Blur, Nir {{Ricky|Mock Turtles, ''Can You Dig It''. On XFM 104.9, I'm Ricky Gervais, with me Steve. D'you remember that one?}} ...38 KB (6,500 words) - 13:17, 2 December 2022
- '''Ricky''': ... I'm telling you Karl, I'm leavin'. I am never doing this show again.<br> Feeder - ''Just the Way I'm Feelin' '' <br> ...8 KB (1,298 words) - 11:11, 2 August 2020
- {{Ricky|Foo Fighters. All My Life on XFM 104.9. I'm Ricky Gervais, with me Steve Merchant and uh, Karl Pilkington.}} ...m, I can't remem-, I'm paraphrasing here Karl, apologies, something like I'm here in Texas. I've fallen in a puddle and my knee has got wet.}} ...45 KB (8,038 words) - 13:21, 29 April 2019
- * [[03 June 2007]]: Robert Wyatt - ''I'm A Believer'' [Peel Session] (Original by The Monkees) ...3 KB (408 words) - 23:28, 5 March 2019
- ====4. I'm Gonna Let You Know Now, What A Swift Kick In The Bollocks Feels Like ''(0:1 ====5. If I'm Wearing It Long Enough, That Brain Thinks It's You! ''(0:19:44)''==== ...10 KB (1,651 words) - 00:32, 6 November 2013
- {{Ricky|Buy it in bottles, Richard Ashcroft on Xfm 104.9 I'm Ricky Gervais. With me, Stephen Merchant and Karl Pilkington. Now listen up {{Steve|Someone's phoned me, they've said "I'm a friend of a friend, I've got your number Steve, I want.. I'd love to use ...23 KB (4,065 words) - 23:10, 30 April 2021
- “Well that's my job, but unfortunately I'm busy reading about Hitler” <br> "You see, I'm using me fables."<br> ...24 KB (3,816 words) - 19:02, 9 June 2013
- ...'s a naked woman across the road, what do you THINK I'm doing, Suzanne?! I'm exposing myself while looking at some FREE FANNY! WHAT'S UP WITH YOU, SUZAN ..., ‘No.’ ‘OK, gay people get it! Look, are you gay, are you gay? I'm gay, I'm gay. I wanna stroke summat bald.’"<br>-''[[NME Radio Show]]'' ...11 KB (1,913 words) - 05:16, 13 April 2011
- ...car?" And I’m saying "I don't know they've gone down that road now." So I’m trying to point to ‘em. They're shouting up saying "Which road?" and all ...8 KB (1,160 words) - 03:00, 3 March 2013
- == I'm Not Made of Money, Rick! == {{Ricky|I'm Ricky Gervais, with me Steve Merchant and our producer.}} ...52 KB (9,271 words) - 10:29, 16 October 2016
- ====10. I'm Thinking of Being Homeless Outside the Royal Albert Hall ''(0:43:40)''==== ...7 KB (1,204 words) - 09:54, 31 July 2020
- '''Ricky''': Lots of vicars running around going 'I'm late'.<br><br> <br>The Knack - "My Sharona" (M-m-m-my) ...11 KB (1,945 words) - 11:15, 2 August 2020
- Ricky brings up Jilly Goolden who on the reality show, I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here, ate a kangaroo penis. Ricky turns the atten '''Karl:''' I'm saying like.. I could eat.. I could eat a knob at night. But...<br> ...7 KB (1,176 words) - 09:51, 15 January 2020
- Karl then admonishes the contestants of I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here because they didn't do the research about j Iggy Pop - ''I'm Bored''<br> ...7 KB (1,062 words) - 00:34, 2 August 2020
- '''Ricky:''' Oh, I'm really sorry about this if you're an XFM listener we've gotta listen to thi At the moment, I'm in a river full of logs. <span title="Justin Timberlake" style="color: red" ...7 KB (1,096 words) - 12:33, 3 August 2020
- '''Karl''': It's difficult to keep it serious when I'm saying 'I'm sick of you putting a Burger King bag on me head'. There's part of me that' ...7 KB (1,125 words) - 11:16, 2 August 2020
- Ice-T - ''That's How I'm Living'' <br> The Smiths - ''Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now'' <br> ...7 KB (1,175 words) - 11:15, 2 August 2020
- ...and if you think you are not....just double check what you write- though i'm sure if that particular skill was in you repertoire we'd have never had to ...3 KB (496 words) - 16:52, 31 July 2013
- '''Steve:''' I'm terrified now that someone could be listening at Burger King HQ. Assuming t Feeder - ''Just The Way I'm Feeling''<br> ...7 KB (1,143 words) - 08:19, 3 August 2020
- {{Steve|From- I'm talking about all sort of 58 shows that they must have done.}} {{Steve|See I'm wondering if it is that one with Mr. Chips from ''Catchphrase'' tossing off ...60 KB (10,250 words) - 09:09, 20 June 2021
- ...got Radiohead, we've got some Dre, got some Elbow, got some Jimmy Webb- I'm looking forward to that, you know we're keeping it real.}} ...rked out the maths and worked out I was 28, 'cos they've just worked out I'm 27.}} ...49 KB (8,970 words) - 05:36, 18 April 2011
- ...d lines, came from Karl as Douglas. Douglas is the number one reason why I'm excited for a second series, but he isn't the only reason. ...3 KB (603 words) - 16:47, 7 March 2013
- ...s out that - that person - cos' like the whole family - you know how I'm I'm not into sort of keeping in touch with people?}} ...-- uh, uh I mean I - he might as well not have said he's me cousin, cos' I'm not gonna know him anyway I mean, might - that last fella Harry - might as ...57 KB (10,563 words) - 06:54, 7 July 2023
- ...e been on the earth longer. Quick, we need an answer. How old are yer? - I'm 32 - Well you look 78!" " ...the brain control you or are you controlling the brain? I don't know if I'm in charge of mine." ...24 KB (4,263 words) - 06:26, 3 June 2012
- ...throat) sorry I- you just didn't give me much time to prepare myself so I'm-}} {{Steve|Hang on I'm just-}} ...67 KB (11,631 words) - 13:25, 23 April 2021
- ==== 3. Shut The Fuck Up, I'm Doing a Podcast! ''(0:08:50)''==== '''Steve''': It annoys me when I come off the train [back to Bristol], and I'm not met there like The Beatles were when they came back from America...<br> ...14 KB (2,456 words) - 17:54, 5 June 2019
- '''Karl''': I'm honest with 'em though. I just say, 'I don't know who you are, can't remem <br>Boney M - "Daddy Cool" (Daddy) ...10 KB (1,854 words) - 20:20, 1 May 2021
- ...through a load of hassle for no real benefit. Karl watched the final of "I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here." The show has come full circle as when the '''Karl''': [On I'm a Celebrity] We're meant to be working as a team, yet I'm being handed an anus? Let me starve. ...12 KB (2,119 words) - 17:56, 5 June 2019
- Well, I've had a rubbish day, so I'm glad it's over. <span title="Gladis Knight" style="color: red" id=title>G.K Feeder - ''Just the Way I'm Feeling''<br> ...8 KB (1,353 words) - 20:32, 27 April 2021
- {{Steve|I'm surprised you said they were good.}} {{Steve|Well, it was two dollars, I'm not made of money.}} ...82 KB (14,472 words) - 17:18, 29 October 2020
- ...ouring even though there's only three of them, and there was a fifth Boney M. Ricky wants a doctor to join the show - is [[Dr Fox]] available? Also a '''Steve''': Rick, I'm about to say three little words to you, that I've never said to anyone befo ...8 KB (1,431 words) - 13:48, 2 May 2021
- '''Karl:''' I'm smilin'.<br> ...nd I eat out with. <span title="Miss Dynamite" style="color: red" id=title>M.D.</span><br> ...8 KB (1,424 words) - 11:08, 2 August 2020
- {{Ricky|He went, "I'm gonna have to throw it across." Buzzes in, this bloke goes, "Is it Beethove {{Steve|From- I'm talking about all sort of 58 shows that they must have done.}} ...62 KB (10,780 words) - 12:32, 23 April 2021
- {{Ricky|Strokes, er, "Someday", I'm already annoyed!}} {{Steve|I'm in a- I'm in a bad mood}} ...87 KB (15,509 words) - 18:40, 2 August 2020
- ...bloke with the um, the gimp mask and the umbrella said "Doris, I'm- even I'm not doin' that" and he left.}} ...o me that I'm gonna' lose a lot of money, I don't want to go into it but I'm gonna' lose a lot of money, and um, she told me how much, it was 5 thousand ...60 KB (10,341 words) - 14:10, 12 June 2021
- {{Ricky|Placebo, The Bitter End, on Xfm 104.9, I’m Ricky Gervais. With me, is both Stephen Merchant and Karl, the K- Man Pilki {{Ricky|And I really thought... yeah. I’m n – I’m turning into quite a man.}} ...67 KB (12,028 words) - 09:53, 3 February 2017
- {{Steve|(laughs) I'm intrigued.}} {{Ricky|XFM 104.9, Ricky Gervais Show, I'm Ricky Gervais and I've got Wesley Willis's well, one of his LPs, I think he ...60 KB (10,393 words) - 00:55, 6 November 2021
- {{Other|Matt|I'm ruling it as valid.}} {{Ricky|Oh God, I'm backtracking. But thinking about it, yeah it's not the ingredients, the imp ...63 KB (10,996 words) - 21:24, 17 June 2021
- Feeder - ''Just the Way I'm Feelin''' <br> Lloyd Cole - ''She's a Girl and I'm a Man'' <br> ...8 KB (1,350 words) - 19:08, 29 April 2021