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This is a transcript of the [[14 December 2002]] episode, from [[Xfm Series 2]]. {{Ricky|Eminem, Lose Yourself on Xfm 104.9. I'm Ricky Gervais, with me Steve Merchant.}} ...

...nd former K-ROCK DJ occasionally referred to on the show. [[Ricky]] and [[Steve]] describe him as a would-be rock god and a junior [http://en.wikipedia.org Ricky and Steve would commonly joke that he was about 14 years old, and once had an argumen ...

{{Steve Show Ep List S3}} King Khan and the Shrines - I Don't Have to Tell You<br> ...

[[Stephen Merchant|Steve]] invites Ricky and Karl to scoff with him at a tabloid story in which a lo ...he only bird with penis?' But much to Karl's chagrin, this leads Ricky and Steve to declare their love of the species of bird, tits and cocks. This later re ...

====1. The King of Rock ''(0:00:00)''==== .../2 years. [[Ricky]] wants to know Camfield's four pillars of rock and the king who stands astride them. ...

This is a transcription of the [[17 January 2004]] episode, from [[Xfm Series 3]]. {{Steve|Yes, we've said that before, of course.}} ...

[[Karl Pilkington|Karl]] is away again today, and [[Claire Sturgess]] pushes the buttons in his absence ...e brainstorm good Christmas songs. Ricky is recognized in Burger King and is given large fries instead of small. ...

...st of the Rest''' is another compilation, this time it's of some of Ricky, Steve and Karl's rare bits, some ranging from very early XFM all the way up to ex ...ing a fox, a chicken, and a bag of seed across a river, apparently told to Steve by a desparate man who really needs to perform this task. ...

The dawn of a new age: Karl at the [[BBC]]. This is the second of 2 Saturday morning shows they did while [[Jonathan Ross]] was ...in the show. Karl thinks the Bible isn't too popular anymore. Ricky and Steve recap Karl's Christmas gift to [[Suzanne]] and ask how it was received. Ka ...

...s ever heard Karl laugh. Karl's got his new kitchen now. [[Ricky]] and [[Steve]] will give up if [[Karl]] gives up, but that annoys Karl. ...the pub across the road. Karl's slagging them off while his kitchen radio is tuned to Xfm. ...

Ricky, Karl and Steve break the law on-air for the first time as Karl gets curious about the exte ...ite movie ''[[The Elephant Man]]'', and Ricky thinks he ''is'' an animal. Steve's friend thinks he was trampled by elephants. ...

...ow after [[Eva Gervais|his mother]] told him off for swearing last week. [[Steve]] mocks Ricky's mum, discusses the "perfect murder" and the duo give away w ...to get Steve to stop calling him 'Gervais', insisting his correct 'handle' is Ricky, or at the least for him to pronounce Gervais properly (Jer-vay). ...

Ricky and Steve are away in Los Angeles (flogging The Office to the Yanks), but have provid ...[[22 February 2003/Transcript#Next Week Is The Best Of This Week|Next Week Is The Best Of This Week]] ''(0:00:00)''==== ...

Show starts with Ricky introducing the ongoing saga of [[Karl vs. Steve]]. Ricky has some damning survey findings to share. ...ancs article. Playing tonight in Islington is Restless Diesel. Ricky and Steve intro all the good stuff to come. ...

...how he feels it was "better presented" than the Gulf War. Ricky says this is because the Americans "had rights to it, like the Tyson fight". The World E ...was in a coma for twenty years, during which he was taken to Alton Towers. Steve tells a similar story, but his one wasn't taken to Alton Towers. He was ask ...

...uestions about Kylie versus Dido; taxes rising to pay for NHS improvements is OK by Karl because his dad was in hospital once (where Karl got his first g ...imate is changing, making it hospitable for more exotic wildlife, but Karl is not pleased. He'd rather have bad weather and avoid deadly snakes. ...

*Steve jokes that some of Ricky's old bacon rinds are on the floor. *Listenership is down, due to "Old Cure fans dying of smack addictions". ...

...y Gervais|Ricky]] and [[Stephen Merchant|Steve]], [[Karl Pilkington|Karl]] is leaving early today as he's going on holiday with his [[Karl's Mam|Mam]] an The show kicks off in a typically professional manner. Ricky and Steve are amused at a bewildered Karl who's headphones are turned up too loud. Se ...

This is a transcription of the [[07 June 1998]] episode, from [[Xfm Series 0]] ...Mock Turtles, ''Can You Dig It''. On XFM 104.9, I'm Ricky Gervais, with me Steve. D'you remember that one?}} ...

{{Steve|Yep.}} {{Steve|Exciting, exciting.}} ...

...se it might be dodgy material. Karl continues his thoughts on diaries, and Steve and Ricky speculate what Karl's diary might be like, mentioning his [[Dave ...[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Proclaimers The Proclaimers]. Ricky and Steve are both stunned that anyone could be enthused about the band, citing their ...

This is a transcription of the [[17 November 2001]] episode, from [[Xfm Series 1]] '''NB''' <i>This is transcribed from a partial recording of the show and contains language whic ...

This is a transcript of [[Tape 4]], from [[Xfm Series 0]]. ...this Saturday, Saturday the 31st, I think it's every other Saturday at the King's Head in Fulham.}} ...

This is a transcript of the [[08 February 2003]] episode, from [[Xfm Series 2]] {{Act:Steve|Steve Laughs}} ...

This is a transcript of [[The Best of the Rest]], from [[Xfm Series 0]]. {{Steve|Gervais, we've had a fax, there's a guy, he's desperate for our help, I'm n ...

This is a transcript of the [[02 March 2002]] episode, from [[Xfm Series 1]] ...Very nice. Yes, I approve of that, Karl. Good – good choice there. Now, Steve.}} ...

This is a transcription of the [[12 April 2003]] episode, from [[Xfm Series 2]] ...ine listening posts. I’m Ricky “The Cheeky Little Devil” Gervais. With me, Steve “Alright Ladies, What Can I Get You to Drink? What, You Think I’m Made ...

This is a transcription of the [[21 June 2003]] episode, from [[Xfm Series 2]] ...they believe in a thing called love, Karl, do you? This is XFM 104.9. That is my favorite band at the moment.}} ...

This is a transcription of the [[19 October 2002]] episode, from [[Xfm Series 2]] {{Ricky|Doves. 'Caught By The River' on Xfm 104.9. I’m Ricky Gervais... Steve Merchant... Karl Pilkington and everything…}} ...

This is a transcript of [[Tape 3 Side B]], from [[Xfm Series 0]]. {{Steve|Did you?}} ...

This is a transcription of the [[01 February 2003]] episode, from [[Xfm Series 2]] ...n Boy – Born Again, on XFM 104.9. Here we are then… Ricky Gervais… with me Steve Merchant and…Karl Pilkington. Raring to go. He’s a bit grumpy, Karl. Wo ...

This is a transcription of the [[25 January 2003]] episode, from [[Xfm Series 2]] ...you go, Feeder, Just the Way I'm Feelin' on Xfm 104.9. I'm Ricky Gervais, Steve Merchant, Karl Pilkington. We've got a great show lined up this week haven' ...

This is a transcription of the [[03 January 2004]] episode, from [[Xfm Series 3]]. {{Ricky|Kings Of Leon, California Waiting. Steve, the public have been waiting for us to return. }} ...

This is a transcription of the [[22 March 2003]] episode, from [[Xfm Series 2]] ...them Red Hot Chili Peppers and they can't stop. I'm Ricky Gervais, with me Steve Merchant and Karl Pilkington. You're listening to XFM 104.9. Coming through ...

This is a transcription of the [[14 June 2003]] episode, from [[Xfm Series 2]] {{Act:Together|Steve and Ricky laughing hysterically}} ...

This is a transcription of the [[07 September 2002]] episode, from [[Xfm Series 2]] {{Ricky|Coldplay and “In My Place” on XFM 104.9. I’m Ricky Gervais, with me Steve Merchant.}} ...

This is a transcription of the [[17 May 2003]] episode, from [[Xfm Series 2]] {{Act:Steve|Steve laughs}} ...

This is a transcript of the [[23 March 2002]] episode, from Xfm Series 1 {{Ricky|Are Freaks Electric, Richard X and the Sugarbabes on Xfm 104.9 Steve.}} ...

...was rubbish, it was championed by many of the Xfm listeners. After Ricky, Steve and Karl finished the radio shows, the feature returned in [[Podcast Series ...every week for the competition's winner, who would be chosen at random by Steve. It was once noted on air that there was never a jingle for Rockbusters, un ...

This is a transcription of the [[21 September 2002]] episode, from [[Xfm Series 2]] {{Steve|Yeah. I’m with him as well, Steve Merchant.}} ...

This is a transcript of the [[23 February 2002]] episode, from [[Xfm Series 1]] {{Ricky|Starsailor, Poor Misguided Fool. With me Steve Merchant and Karl Pilkington.}} ...

This is a transcript of the [[16 February 2002]] episode, from [[Xfm Series 1]] {{Act:Steve|Steve laughs}} ...

...similar format, though without [[Stephen Merchant]]. In this series, Karl is joined by actor [[Warwick Davis]] as the pair loosely follow Marco Polo's r ...cess Gervais stated on his blog, “I cannot wait for this show to air. Karl is the funniest, baldest, grumpiest Manc twat in the world.” Each episode do ...

...a) uh, he saw all this bad goin’ on in the world, and he thought, Aw. This is bad this." <br> "I was like, looking on the websites, to see how much badness there is down in the tubes." <br> ...