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  • "I usually don't say anything worthy of plus or neg rep. I'm neutral at best." ...sing things over a distance in a group. I'd better slag them off because I'm a massive bellend cunt. That'll get me more followers on twitter, right?' ...
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  • To which Ricky replies "I'm leaving, I'm never doin' this show again. THIS WOMAN HAD A ''PORK CHOP'' STUCK TO HER AR ...
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  • ...d having to settle for the rubbish they're showing on Movies4Men because I'm not paying for any of the better channels and wishing I had broadband for t ...
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  • *[[29 March 2003]] - [[Songs of Phrase]] features the phrase "M-m-m-my Auntie had wind for five minutes." ...
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  • {{Ricky|Eminem, Lose Yourself on Xfm 104.9. I'm Ricky Gervais, with me Steve Merchant.}} {{Steve|What I'm trying to say Rick is, I could've found a more tactful way of bringing up t ...
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  • "I'm only joking, I wouldn't try and rape Steve. I wouldn't even agree to go to "I'm trying to clear out some of the DVDs and CDs that I don't want by putting t ...
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  • Morrissey - I'm Throwing My Arms Around Paris<br> ...
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  • 3. "M-m-m-my Auntie had wind for five minutes." [[29 March 2003]] <br>The Knack - "My Sharona" (M-m-m-my) ...
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  • Primal Scream - I'm Losing More Than I Ever Have<br> ...
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  • ...I'm wondering if maybe she's mafia. It's a long shot, I understand, but I'm getting a real gut feeling about this. ...an, don't get me wrong, I don't actually have any evidence for this. But I'm willing to put my petty dispute with Pod to one side for the moment. If we ...
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  • Black Kids - I'm Not Going to Teach Your Boyfriend How To Dance With You (Live from Glastonb ...
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  • ...[[09 February 2002/Transcript#I'm Surprised I'm Not Welsh|I'm Surprised I'm Not Welsh]] ''(0:11:16)''==== ...
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  • ...e like a mental case in a pitch black bedrooom of sleeping people. Yeah, I'm in bed by 11 in the holidays. Living the liiiiiiife." ...
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  • croney: i'm the sort of guy that hard boils other peoples eggs then watches them trying ...
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  • Rocket From The Crypt - I'm Not Invisible <br> ...
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  • ...ebruary 2003/Transcript#I'm Beginning To Wonder If It Was Worth Our Time|I'm Beginning To Wonder If It Was Worth Our Time]] ''(0:06:17)''==== ...
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  • '''Charlie Brown''' is a cartoon character created by Charles M. Schulz and is the lead character of the Peanuts comic strip. ...
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  • ====2. [[19 April 2003/Transcript#I'm Quite a Weak Child|I'm Quite a Weak Child]] ''(0:02:00)''==== ...cript#E: I Don't Like Spike Lee. I'm a Racist|E: I Don't Like Spike Lee. I'm a Racist]] ''(0:38:46)''==== ...
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  • ...don, Ontario, Canada. Jerry met Gervais's mother, [[Eva Gervais|Eva Sophia M. House]] (1925–2000),<ref>{{cite web|url=http://www.findmypast.co.uk/Birt ...
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  • "I have learned all of Jarvis' moves in this video....this means I'm dead cool." ...
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  • ====3. Ohh, I'm a Bum GP? ''(0:09:11)''==== ====4. I'm Not Made of Money ''(0:15:46)''==== ...
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  • ...an exclusive forum for more frequent posters might just wind people up. I'm not saying they are right, but I couldn't be arsed listening to them." (I'm not sure what the ladies' aversion to me is, though)" ...
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  • ...ne 2003/Transcript#I'm Going To Do Everything In My Power To Destroy You|I'm Going To Do Everything In My Power To Destroy You]] ''(0:11:13)''==== ...ikes sucking on iron. <span title="Metallica" style="color: red" id=title>M.</span><br> ...
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  • {{Ricky|Five past one then, already, on a Saturday, so I'm Ricky Gervais, that was Placebo, yeh, with "Special Needs" which brings me {{Steve|Exactly. Yeah. Well I'm going to go in to, sort of,...}} ...
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  • ...to preach about Derek: how "kindness is magic" and "it doesn't matter if I'm autistic", but much of this episode's humour was derived from mocking dodde ...they rushed it like they did was just perplexing. I hate to do this, but I'm going to: remember '''The Office'''? I do. Characters in that show like Dav ...
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  • ==I'm Thinking of Being Homeless Outside the Royal Albert Hall== ...
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  • ...them over there’. And he was going, ‘put a couple in a jar’. He goes, ‘put’m in a jar’. I phoned him up in the week, uh, just before he went, I think ==I'm Quite a Weak Child== ...
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  • ====3. [[25 January 2003/Transcript#All I'm Gonna Win is a Moped|All I'm Gonna Win is a Moped ''(0:10:58)'']]==== Feeder - ''Just the Way I'm Feelin''' <br> ...
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  • ...rformer. Normally I just rock up and I do the lines and I go away again. I'm not an accomplished actor. But for some reason I was really working hard. I ...to do? I'm going to work on the assumption that you're still alive, and I'm just going to wait for you up ahead. I'll wait - I'll wait one hour. Then I ...
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  • ====4. [[02 November 2002/Transcript#I'm Not a Doctor or Anything|I'm Not a Doctor or Anything]] ''(0:14:53)''==== ...ek's Educating Ricky headlines are Don't Worry About Him - He Candle It, I'm Kermitted To This Treatment, and The Police Are Causing A Bit Of A Stare. ...
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  • ====1. [[31 May 2003/Transcript#You're Lucky I'm Here, Steve|You're Lucky I'm Here, Steve]] ''(0:00:00)'' ==== ...
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  • {{Ricky|104.9, I'm Ricky Gervais, with me Stephen Merchant.}} {{Ricky|This is Xfm 104.9 I'm Ricky Gervais, with me Stephen Merchant.}} ...
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  • ====7. [[21 December 2002/Transcript#I'm After Some Blood|I'm After Some Blood]] ''(0:29:03)''==== <br>Feeder - ''Just The Way I'm Feeling'' ...
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  • ====8. [[05 April 2003/Transcript#I'm Not Happy With That|I'm Not Happy With That (0:27:52)'']]==== ...
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  • Karl and Steve are "arguing like nutters". Ricky didn't put a bet on ''I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here'' and wishes he could go back in time. Stev ====7. [[03 May 2003/Transcript#I Think I'm Getting the Rough Deal|I Think I'm Getting the Rough Deal]] ''(0:30:16)''==== ...
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  • '''Tough Winston Churchill''': See me down in Brighton Monday. I'm gonna fucking smack your head in you little fucking German cunt. '''Steve''': - firstly i'm annoyed about the wedding list, cause I don't know why I can't bring along ...
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  • ""I've been on the planet for 40 years now, and I'm still none the wiser as to what it's all about really. I've never worried a ...
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  • ...she noticed and was like sorry can i help you and in my head i was like 'i'm sorry you're just the most beautiful person i've ever seen, marry me' but m ...
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  • ====4. [[15 February 2003/Transcript#I'm Not Annoying Karl, So Why Are You?|I'm Not Annoying Karl, So Why Are You? (0:09:02)'']]==== Lloyd Cole - ''She's a Girl and I'm a Man'' <br> ...
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  • ====6. [[22 December 2001/Transcript#I'm Gonna Buy That On The Way Home|I'm Gonna Buy That On The Way Home]] ''(0:09:32)''==== ...
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  • ====1. [[28 May 2005/Transcript#I'm Not Made of Money, Rick!|I'm Not Made of Money, Rick!]] ''(0:00:00)'' ==== ...s: "I'm in my hotel room/ There's a knock on the door and I get nervous/ I'm hoping it's you/ It's just room service". Steve heard it on a session hoste ...
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  • ====2. [[15 December 2001/Transcript#I'm Best At Science|I'm Best At Science]] ''(0:01:10)''==== ...ses his "massive member". He's not impressed with the 3 old men (Steve: "I'm only 28, 27!"), he was expecting the "rising young stars" to have foxy chic ...
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  • ...y: What's the story though?''<br>''Stewart: Well, I do other stuff, like I'm riding my bike in the park, and this policewoman says, "Oi! You can't ride ...
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  • ====3. [[12 October 2002/Transcript#I'm Not One for Getting Me Kit Off|I'm Not One for Getting Me Kit Off]] ''(0:09:13)''==== '''Karl''': So I'm walking along, and everything's good. There's a woman feeding fish bread an ...
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  • (In the film I'm writing with Steve Merchant I'm playing a man with a bad back who sits in an arm chair all day. If I can hi Only a few weeks away from shooting now and I'm really looking forward to it. We're in good shape and we've even started pl ...
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  • {{Steve|To be fair I genuinely don't think I'm the culprit in this. I think I come in, and just ask him a simple request-} {{Steve|Well, I am immediately thinking of one of a relative of yours who I'm sure did longer than that.}} ...
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  • {{Ricky|XFM, I'm Ricky Gervais, with me Steve Merchant and Karl Pilkington. Right, two more {{Steve|I'm worried that Knob News, because it's only about penises is a little bit sex ...
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  • * '''[[08 February 2003]]:''' "Ricky, I'm lazy, I talk nonsense, I'm badly organized, and I believe in ghosts. Can I have a job working on your ...
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  • ====11. I'm Exposing Myself While Looking at Some Free Fanny ''(0:47:00)''==== Well, if you put that many in the post, I'm surprised I didn't receive one. <span title="Fifty Cent" style="color: red ...
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  • '''Steve''': ....I'm speaking with a certain eloquence,<br> '''Karl''' (on his outgoing message): ... Sorry I'm not in today, but I'm not well and that. Err, no more Rockbusters. I think that's what's affect ...
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