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"I usually don't say anything worthy of plus or neg rep. I'm neutral at best." ...sing things over a distance in a group. I'd better slag them off because I'm a massive bellend cunt. That'll get me more followers on twitter, right?' ...

To which Ricky replies "I'm leaving, I'm never doin' this show again. THIS WOMAN HAD A ''PORK CHOP'' STUCK TO HER AR ...

...d having to settle for the rubbish they're showing on Movies4Men because I'm not paying for any of the better channels and wishing I had broadband for t ...

*[[29 March 2003]] - [[Songs of Phrase]] features the phrase "M-m-m-my Auntie had wind for five minutes." ...

{{Ricky|Eminem, Lose Yourself on Xfm 104.9. I'm Ricky Gervais, with me Steve Merchant.}} {{Steve|What I'm trying to say Rick is, I could've found a more tactful way of bringing up t ...

"I'm only joking, I wouldn't try and rape Steve. I wouldn't even agree to go to "I'm trying to clear out some of the DVDs and CDs that I don't want by putting t ...

Morrissey - I'm Throwing My Arms Around Paris<br> ...

3. "M-m-m-my Auntie had wind for five minutes." [[29 March 2003]] <br>The Knack - "My Sharona" (M-m-m-my) ...

Primal Scream - I'm Losing More Than I Ever Have<br> ...

...I'm wondering if maybe she's mafia. It's a long shot, I understand, but I'm getting a real gut feeling about this. ...an, don't get me wrong, I don't actually have any evidence for this. But I'm willing to put my petty dispute with Pod to one side for the moment. If we ...

Black Kids - I'm Not Going to Teach Your Boyfriend How To Dance With You (Live from Glastonb ...

...[[09 February 2002/Transcript#I'm Surprised I'm Not Welsh|I'm Surprised I'm Not Welsh]] ''(0:11:16)''==== ...

...e like a mental case in a pitch black bedrooom of sleeping people. Yeah, I'm in bed by 11 in the holidays. Living the liiiiiiife." ...

croney: i'm the sort of guy that hard boils other peoples eggs then watches them trying ...

Rocket From The Crypt - I'm Not Invisible <br> ...

...ebruary 2003/Transcript#I'm Beginning To Wonder If It Was Worth Our Time|I'm Beginning To Wonder If It Was Worth Our Time]] ''(0:06:17)''==== ...

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====2. [[19 April 2003/Transcript#I'm Quite a Weak Child|I'm Quite a Weak Child]] ''(0:02:00)''==== ...cript#E: I Don't Like Spike Lee. I'm a Racist|E: I Don't Like Spike Lee. I'm a Racist]] ''(0:38:46)''==== ...

...don, Ontario, Canada. Jerry met Gervais's mother, [[Eva Gervais|Eva Sophia M. House]] (1925–2000),<ref>{{cite web|url=http://www.findmypast.co.uk/Birt ...

"I have learned all of Jarvis' moves in this video....this means I'm dead cool." ...

====3. Ohh, I'm a Bum GP? ''(0:09:11)''==== ====4. I'm Not Made of Money ''(0:15:46)''==== ...

...an exclusive forum for more frequent posters might just wind people up. I'm not saying they are right, but I couldn't be arsed listening to them." (I'm not sure what the ladies' aversion to me is, though)" ...

...ne 2003/Transcript#I'm Going To Do Everything In My Power To Destroy You|I'm Going To Do Everything In My Power To Destroy You]] ''(0:11:13)''==== ...ikes sucking on iron. <span title="Metallica" style="color: red" id=title>M.</span><br> ...

{{Ricky|Five past one then, already, on a Saturday, so I'm Ricky Gervais, that was Placebo, yeh, with "Special Needs" which brings me {{Steve|Exactly. Yeah. Well I'm going to go in to, sort of,...}} ...

...to preach about Derek: how "kindness is magic" and "it doesn't matter if I'm autistic", but much of this episode's humour was derived from mocking dodde ...they rushed it like they did was just perplexing. I hate to do this, but I'm going to: remember '''The Office'''? I do. Characters in that show like Dav ...

==I'm Thinking of Being Homeless Outside the Royal Albert Hall== ...

...them over there’. And he was going, ‘put a couple in a jar’. He goes, ‘put’m in a jar’. I phoned him up in the week, uh, just before he went, I think ==I'm Quite a Weak Child== ...

====3. [[25 January 2003/Transcript#All I'm Gonna Win is a Moped|All I'm Gonna Win is a Moped ''(0:10:58)'']]==== Feeder - ''Just the Way I'm Feelin''' <br> ...

...rformer. Normally I just rock up and I do the lines and I go away again. I'm not an accomplished actor. But for some reason I was really working hard. I ...to do? I'm going to work on the assumption that you're still alive, and I'm just going to wait for you up ahead. I'll wait - I'll wait one hour. Then I ...

====4. [[02 November 2002/Transcript#I'm Not a Doctor or Anything|I'm Not a Doctor or Anything]] ''(0:14:53)''==== ...ek's Educating Ricky headlines are Don't Worry About Him - He Candle It, I'm Kermitted To This Treatment, and The Police Are Causing A Bit Of A Stare. ...

====1. [[31 May 2003/Transcript#You're Lucky I'm Here, Steve|You're Lucky I'm Here, Steve]] ''(0:00:00)'' ==== ...

{{Ricky|104.9, I'm Ricky Gervais, with me Stephen Merchant.}} {{Ricky|This is Xfm 104.9 I'm Ricky Gervais, with me Stephen Merchant.}} ...

====7. [[21 December 2002/Transcript#I'm After Some Blood|I'm After Some Blood]] ''(0:29:03)''==== <br>Feeder - ''Just The Way I'm Feeling'' ...

====8. [[05 April 2003/Transcript#I'm Not Happy With That|I'm Not Happy With That (0:27:52)'']]==== ...

Karl and Steve are "arguing like nutters". Ricky didn't put a bet on ''I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here'' and wishes he could go back in time. Stev ====7. [[03 May 2003/Transcript#I Think I'm Getting the Rough Deal|I Think I'm Getting the Rough Deal]] ''(0:30:16)''==== ...

'''Tough Winston Churchill''': See me down in Brighton Monday. I'm gonna fucking smack your head in you little fucking German cunt. '''Steve''': - firstly i'm annoyed about the wedding list, cause I don't know why I can't bring along ...

""I've been on the planet for 40 years now, and I'm still none the wiser as to what it's all about really. I've never worried a ...

...she noticed and was like sorry can i help you and in my head i was like 'i'm sorry you're just the most beautiful person i've ever seen, marry me' but m ...

====4. [[15 February 2003/Transcript#I'm Not Annoying Karl, So Why Are You?|I'm Not Annoying Karl, So Why Are You? (0:09:02)'']]==== Lloyd Cole - ''She's a Girl and I'm a Man'' <br> ...

====6. [[22 December 2001/Transcript#I'm Gonna Buy That On The Way Home|I'm Gonna Buy That On The Way Home]] ''(0:09:32)''==== ...

====1. [[28 May 2005/Transcript#I'm Not Made of Money, Rick!|I'm Not Made of Money, Rick!]] ''(0:00:00)'' ==== ...s: "I'm in my hotel room/ There's a knock on the door and I get nervous/ I'm hoping it's you/ It's just room service". Steve heard it on a session hoste ...

====2. [[15 December 2001/Transcript#I'm Best At Science|I'm Best At Science]] ''(0:01:10)''==== ...ses his "massive member". He's not impressed with the 3 old men (Steve: "I'm only 28, 27!"), he was expecting the "rising young stars" to have foxy chic ...

...y: What's the story though?''<br>''Stewart: Well, I do other stuff, like I'm riding my bike in the park, and this policewoman says, "Oi! You can't ride ...

====3. [[12 October 2002/Transcript#I'm Not One for Getting Me Kit Off|I'm Not One for Getting Me Kit Off]] ''(0:09:13)''==== '''Karl''': So I'm walking along, and everything's good. There's a woman feeding fish bread an ...

(In the film I'm writing with Steve Merchant I'm playing a man with a bad back who sits in an arm chair all day. If I can hi Only a few weeks away from shooting now and I'm really looking forward to it. We're in good shape and we've even started pl ...

{{Steve|To be fair I genuinely don't think I'm the culprit in this. I think I come in, and just ask him a simple request-} {{Steve|Well, I am immediately thinking of one of a relative of yours who I'm sure did longer than that.}} ...

{{Ricky|XFM, I'm Ricky Gervais, with me Steve Merchant and Karl Pilkington. Right, two more {{Steve|I'm worried that Knob News, because it's only about penises is a little bit sex ...

* '''[[08 February 2003]]:''' "Ricky, I'm lazy, I talk nonsense, I'm badly organized, and I believe in ghosts. Can I have a job working on your ...

====11. I'm Exposing Myself While Looking at Some Free Fanny ''(0:47:00)''==== Well, if you put that many in the post, I'm surprised I didn't receive one. <span title="Fifty Cent" style="color: red ...

'''Steve''': ....I'm speaking with a certain eloquence,<br> '''Karl''' (on his outgoing message): ... Sorry I'm not in today, but I'm not well and that. Err, no more Rockbusters. I think that's what's affect ...

====7. [[13 April 2002/Transcript#I'm Usin' Me Fables|I'm Usin' Me Fables]] ''(0:31:40)''==== ...

.... [[27 April 2002/Transcript#I'm A Bad Man, Cos I Don't Give Lungs Away?|I'm A Bad Man, Cos I Don't Give Lungs Away?]] ''(0:00:00)''==== ...arl:''' Basically I sat there (the Baftas) for three hours, knowing that I'm not gonna get anything out of the night.<br> ...

{{Ricky|Snow Patrol, and Run, on Xfm, 104.9. I'm Ricky Gervais. With me - Stephen Merchant, and Karl Pilkington...}} ...to watch [[The Office]] pilot being filmed. And then, we've got bits... I'm doing a bit of a tour, so it'll be sort of the summertime, probably.}} ...

...e say it's stinginess, Gervais would say it's stinginess. I don't agree. I'm [[Ron Merchant|my father]]'s son, he's a man who's cautious with money. I r ...

{{Karl|No, I'm just saying, like, you know, it's not a great tip then is it, do you know w {{Steve|I'm still a little bit concerned that Karl's not got his head around Anne Frank ...

{{Ricky|(In one of his voices) Well, you know uhhh... I'm a bit of a celebrity Steve I'll be honest.}} {{Steve|I'm a big fan of Penk.}} ...

<br>'''Karl:''' I'm a Virgo. ...Ricky:''' ... No, no, that... No, you don't understand, it's... Just... "I'm a Virgo" ? ...

{{Ricky|Jet - Are You Gonna Be My Girl on Xfm 104.9. I’m Ricky Gervais, with me Stephen Merchant, over there little roundy bald head {{Steve|Yeah. "Can they stand in for me when I'm on holiday?"}} ...

{{Ricky|Ash... and Envy, on Xfm 104.9. I'm Ricky Gervais, with me Steve Merchant.}} {{Other|Claire|But you know I'm a little bit... y'know...}} ...

====10. Proof I'm Not a Psychopath ''(0:47:55)''==== ...

====3. I'm In The Land Of The Brain Bottles ''(0:03:00)''==== '''Steve:''' You can take the mick, Gervais, at least I’m not scared of my mum.<br> ...

{{Ricky|I'm Ricky Gervais. Coming up on today's show: Radiohead, Pulp, Oasis, Blur, Nir {{Ricky|Mock Turtles, ''Can You Dig It''. On XFM 104.9, I'm Ricky Gervais, with me Steve. D'you remember that one?}} ...

'''Ricky''': ... I'm telling you Karl, I'm leavin'. I am never doing this show again.<br> Feeder - ''Just the Way I'm Feelin' '' <br> ...

{{Ricky|Foo Fighters. All My Life on XFM 104.9. I'm Ricky Gervais, with me Steve Merchant and uh, Karl Pilkington.}} ...m, I can't remem-, I'm paraphrasing here Karl, apologies, something like I'm here in Texas. I've fallen in a puddle and my knee has got wet.}} ...

* [[03 June 2007]]: Robert Wyatt - ''I'm A Believer'' [Peel Session] (Original by The Monkees) ...

====4. I'm Gonna Let You Know Now, What A Swift Kick In The Bollocks Feels Like ''(0:1 ====5. If I'm Wearing It Long Enough, That Brain Thinks It's You! ''(0:19:44)''==== ...

{{Ricky|Buy it in bottles, Richard Ashcroft on Xfm 104.9 I'm Ricky Gervais. With me, Stephen Merchant and Karl Pilkington. Now listen up {{Steve|Someone's phoned me, they've said "I'm a friend of a friend, I've got your number Steve, I want.. I'd love to use ...

“Well that's my job, but unfortunately I'm busy reading about Hitler” <br> "You see, I'm using me fables."<br> ...

...'s a naked woman across the road, what do you THINK I'm doing, Suzanne?! I'm exposing myself while looking at some FREE FANNY! WHAT'S UP WITH YOU, SUZAN ..., ‘No.’ ‘OK, gay people get it! Look, are you gay, are you gay? I'm gay, I'm gay. I wanna stroke summat bald.’"<br>-''[[NME Radio Show]]'' ...

...car?" And I’m saying "I don't know they've gone down that road now." So I’m trying to point to ‘em. They're shouting up saying "Which road?" and all ...

== I'm Not Made of Money, Rick! == {{Ricky|I'm Ricky Gervais, with me Steve Merchant and our producer.}} ...

====10. I'm Thinking of Being Homeless Outside the Royal Albert Hall ''(0:43:40)''==== ...

'''Ricky''': Lots of vicars running around going 'I'm late'.<br><br> <br>The Knack - "My Sharona" (M-m-m-my) ...

Ricky brings up Jilly Goolden who on the reality show, I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here, ate a kangaroo penis. Ricky turns the atten '''Karl:''' I'm saying like.. I could eat.. I could eat a knob at night. But...<br> ...

Karl then admonishes the contestants of I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here because they didn't do the research about j Iggy Pop - ''I'm Bored''<br> ...

'''Ricky:''' Oh, I'm really sorry about this if you're an XFM listener we've gotta listen to thi At the moment, I'm in a river full of logs. <span title="Justin Timberlake" style="color: red" ...

'''Karl''': It's difficult to keep it serious when I'm saying 'I'm sick of you putting a Burger King bag on me head'. There's part of me that' ...

Ice-T - ''That's How I'm Living'' <br> The Smiths - ''Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now'' <br> ...

...and if you think you are not....just double check what you write- though i'm sure if that particular skill was in you repertoire we'd have never had to ...

'''Steve:''' I'm terrified now that someone could be listening at Burger King HQ. Assuming t Feeder - ''Just The Way I'm Feeling''<br> ...

{{Steve|From- I'm talking about all sort of 58 shows that they must have done.}} {{Steve|See I'm wondering if it is that one with Mr. Chips from ''Catchphrase'' tossing off ...

...got Radiohead, we've got some Dre, got some Elbow, got some Jimmy Webb- I'm looking forward to that, you know we're keeping it real.}} ...rked out the maths and worked out I was 28, 'cos they've just worked out I'm 27.}} ...

...d lines, came from Karl as Douglas. Douglas is the number one reason why I'm excited for a second series, but he isn't the only reason. ...

...s out that - that person - cos' like the whole family - you know how I'm I'm not into sort of keeping in touch with people?}} ...-- uh, uh I mean I - he might as well not have said he's me cousin, cos' I'm not gonna know him anyway I mean, might - that last fella Harry - might as ...

...e been on the earth longer. Quick, we need an answer. How old are yer? - I'm 32 - Well you look 78!" " ...the brain control you or are you controlling the brain? I don't know if I'm in charge of mine." ...

...throat) sorry I- you just didn't give me much time to prepare myself so I'm-}} {{Steve|Hang on I'm just-}} ...

==== 3. Shut The Fuck Up, I'm Doing a Podcast! ''(0:08:50)''==== '''Steve''': It annoys me when I come off the train [back to Bristol], and I'm not met there like The Beatles were when they came back from America...<br> ...

'''Karl''': I'm honest with 'em though. I just say, 'I don't know who you are, can't remem <br>Boney M - "Daddy Cool" (Daddy) ...

...through a load of hassle for no real benefit. Karl watched the final of "I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here." The show has come full circle as when the '''Karl''': [On I'm a Celebrity] We're meant to be working as a team, yet I'm being handed an anus? Let me starve. ...

Well, I've had a rubbish day, so I'm glad it's over. <span title="Gladis Knight" style="color: red" id=title>G.K Feeder - ''Just the Way I'm Feeling''<br> ...

{{Steve|I'm surprised you said they were good.}} {{Steve|Well, it was two dollars, I'm not made of money.}} ...

...ouring even though there's only three of them, and there was a fifth Boney M. Ricky wants a doctor to join the show - is [[Dr Fox]] available? Also a '''Steve''': Rick, I'm about to say three little words to you, that I've never said to anyone befo ...

'''Karl:''' I'm smilin'.<br> ...nd I eat out with. <span title="Miss Dynamite" style="color: red" id=title>M.D.</span><br> ...

{{Ricky|He went, "I'm gonna have to throw it across." Buzzes in, this bloke goes, "Is it Beethove {{Steve|From- I'm talking about all sort of 58 shows that they must have done.}} ...

{{Ricky|Strokes, er, "Someday", I'm already annoyed!}} {{Steve|I'm in a- I'm in a bad mood}} ...

...bloke with the um, the gimp mask and the umbrella said "Doris, I'm- even I'm not doin' that" and he left.}} ...o me that I'm gonna' lose a lot of money, I don't want to go into it but I'm gonna' lose a lot of money, and um, she told me how much, it was 5 thousand ...

{{Ricky|Placebo, The Bitter End, on Xfm 104.9, I’m Ricky Gervais. With me, is both Stephen Merchant and Karl, the K- Man Pilki {{Ricky|And I really thought... yeah. I’m n – I’m turning into quite a man.}} ...

{{Steve|(laughs) I'm intrigued.}} {{Ricky|XFM 104.9, Ricky Gervais Show, I'm Ricky Gervais and I've got Wesley Willis's well, one of his LPs, I think he ...

{{Other|Matt|I'm ruling it as valid.}} {{Ricky|Oh God, I'm backtracking. But thinking about it, yeah it's not the ingredients, the imp ...

Feeder - ''Just the Way I'm Feelin''' <br> Lloyd Cole - ''She's a Girl and I'm a Man'' <br> ...

...a British actor. He is noted for his dwarfism, standing at 3 ft 6 in (1.07 m) tall. Warwick has collaborated on various projects alongside [[Ricky Gerva ...

...ve|Gervais, we've had a fax, there's a guy, he's desperate for our help, I'm not gonna deny it, he's desperate, he's a desperate man Gervais.}} {{Steve|It's a small boat, I'm not gonna lie.}} ...

{{Action|Song: Feeder - Just the Way I'm Feelin'}} {{Ricky|There you go, Feeder, Just the Way I'm Feelin' on Xfm 104.9. I'm Ricky Gervais, Steve Merchant, Karl Pilkington. We've got a great show line ...

'''Karl''': It is like, I'm the Elephant Man, the way I'm being treated now. <br> '''Karl''': Like right now, I'm sat here with my jeans on, I don't know where I am. <br> ...

{{Steve|I'm not a translator.}} {{Ricky|No, he's not! No, I'm- no he's not a tran--}} ...

{{Ricky|Ha ha, Badly Drawn Boy! On XFM 104.9. I'm Ricky Gervais, with me Steve Merchant and Karl Pilkington. I'll tell you wh {{Steve|Right well I'm just trying to think what the common factor is because on the award-winning ...

{{Ricky|Foo Fighters "All My Life" on Xfm 104.9. I'm Ricky Gervais with me Steve Merchant…}} {{Steve|M-hm.}} ...

*Kusabi - wasabi: ''I'm serving some right rubbish tonight, give 'em some of that kusabi'' ===M=== ...

{{Steve|You get loads of blindfolded- a panel of blindfolded contestants, I'm thinking who would you have there, Gervais?}} {{Steve|So um, that's an i- any other deformed celebrities, I'm trying to think if there are any others. I've got a feeling it might be Bea ...

{{Ricky|Hives there on XFM 104.9, I'm Ricky Gervais, Steve Merchant...}} ...like that, can you try and describe how you're sat, you've got the kind of m... have you ever seen that picture when John Lennon was off his head on sma ...

{{Karl|No. I'm just sayin' - it's been.... I was meant to enjoy last Saturday off and I di {{Ricky|I'm a little bit worried about ''his'' attitude as well! Cuz he--}} ...

{{Ricky|Travis, "Love Will Come Through" on XFM 104.9, I'm Ricky Gervais, Steve Merchant, Karl Pilkington, etc. I've got some, uh, gre {{Ricky|I've brought in, uhh, some Aimee Mann, some, uh, Neil Young, I'm gonna play my favorite Clash track. What are you- what have you got for us, ...

{{Steve|Okay, I'm excited.}} {{Ricky|Okay. No it's an old favourite, I'm sure there's a lot of people out there going, 'phew I was worried that he'd ...

...ne had a kind of....it would be a snatch of Stevie Wonder, followed by the M.A.S.H. theme, followed by Leyla, just the intro. It was sort of, it's not m ...honest with you. I mean, you can have dinner, you can buy me dinner, but I'm not sure you're getting anywhere with me. You're slagging me off.}} ...

*''"Classes teaching you how to breath. I'm 32, I think I've got the hang of it."'' ...

'''Karl''': I'm just saying it's like a museum, everyone rushes to the weird stuff first.<b ...am", that annoyed me the most, "Graham"! Of all the names! It's just, if I'm not me, what am I?<br> ...

{{Ricky|On XFM 104.9. I'm Ricky Gervais. With me is Steve Merchant and Karl Pilkington.}} {{Ricky|Uhh, I'm gonna be honest, I'm gonna own up straight away - I've done very little work towards this show t ...

{{Steve|What've you got planned?), I'm being honest.}} {{Steve|No, you're a cute guy - and I'm not having a go, no, I genuinely think you are, so don't have a go back at ...

{{Ricky|On XFM 104.9. I'm Ricky Gervais, with me Steve Merchant and '''back''' Karl Pilkington.}} {{Karl|I'm not a- I'm never off ill.}} ...

...Tap at [[Live Earth]] Gervais joked, 'Now listen, we're running late, so I'm gonna be off this stage in 30 seconds, whether Elton John is fucking ready #Nelly Furtado - "Say It Right", "I'm Like a Bird" and "Maneater" ...

...mooth indie sound of Richard Ashcroft "Science of Silence" on Xfm 104.9. I'm Ricky Gervais, joining me is Steve Merchant and Karl Pilkington.}} {{Steve|But erm, but er- cause I'm thinking maybe did you start the show with- with that particular kind of er ...

* At the moment I'm in a river full of logs. (JT) = '''Justin Timberlake''' * I really really love that woman. I love everything she does. (M) = '''Madonna (mad on her)''' ...

===1. He Knows I'm Not Gonna Jump On Him ''(0:00:00)''=== ...

{{Ricky|Stone Roses on Xfm 104.9, I'm Ricky Gervais with me, Steve Merchant.}} {{Ricky|I'm afraid. So um, you know we're gonna have a little bit of a chat with sowing ...

{{Ricky|New Order here to stay on Xfm 104.9, I'm Ricky Gervais, with me...}} {{Steve|Imagine this is the news and I'm reading it.}} ...

{{Karl|I told you before I’m just a little bit tired today.}} {{Karl|Because I live in a flat, so, it’s not as if I’m looking after my house, right?}} ...

'''Ricky's Mum:''' I'm not saying what you think I'm saying.<br> ...

'''Karl''': I'm happy when I'm not fed up. <br> 50 Cent - ''P.I.M.P'' <br> ...

<br>'''Steve:''' Well, Karl, I'm glad you've brought this up, because for me, I mean, a lightweight frothy e ...

...to start off with? Um, oh hello, uh.. ladies and gentlemen.. Xfm 104.9. I'm Ricky Gervais, obviously. Steve.. Mitchell.}} ...And now he's going, "Oh, we should start off with the Stereophonics" and I'm going, "Karl"--}} ...

== I'm Best At Science == {{Ricky|I’m best at science.}} ...

{{Steve|Yeah, no, see I don't know much about how Mystic Meg works, I'm assuming maybe there's some kind of pseudo-science that she applies.}} {{Karl|Sor-I’m just a bit livid today. I wasn't really listenin' to what you were saying.} ...

Karl has been studying Rasputin. Face full of Battenberg and Boney M. Karl doesn't understand why he's a historical figure - "he just sounds a ...

...oice> A Retro cut there, Thin Lizzy, Don’t Believe a Word. On Xfm 104.9. I’m Ricky Gervay, with me Steve Merchant - Bobbity Boo! Who’s that over there {{Karl|I’m all right! I’m up for it!}} ...

{{Ricky|I'm Ricky Gervais.}} ...a- a lifetime to do a- just a little screen test and he's going, "Well, I'm not gonna look good, am I? They're not gonna-", I go, "Why?", he said, "Wel ...

"I'm not even going to waste my time with you, love" "The old man, I'm sure when he was a kid he'd have a twix, but now it doesn't look right." ...

...iday, from eight to eight you can relax, thinking "normally at this time I'm stuffing socks into a rubber bag". Ricky and Steve cannot get past the occu ====12. I'm Serving Some Right Rubbish Tonight, Give 'Em Some Of That Kusabi ''(0:49:30 ...

'''Karl''': But just 'cause I'm not doing the news, look it up. It's all out there. Don't be ignorant. <b ...

'''Karl:''' I'm surprised your asking this though, Steve<br><br> ...

{{Ricky|And I’m a fat little ugly fella like that Reg Varney.}} {{Ricky|And you see '''''I’m married''''', Steve’s single and he doesn’t…}} ...

...he week before, but it's er, been a while since we've all been together. I'm Ricky Gervais, with me is Steve Merchant, and over there, with his little s ...No, but talk sense. Talk sense. You've had three holidays this year, and I'm just saying. You-you're in your thirties now, and thirties is when you shou ...

...n' him again. <span title="Faith No More" style="color: red" id=title>F.N.M.</span><br> '''Karl''': You know I'm sick of livin' here.<br> ...

Feeder - ''Just the Way I'm Feelin''' <br> ...

<b>Karl:</b> I'm not having it.<br> ...ella has made an error. <span title="Mystique" style="color: red" id=title>M</span><br> ...

...impressed. He quickly transitions to Descartes, the one who said "I know I'm about because I dream." (which doesn't work for ants). Karl and Ricky go on ...

{{Ricky|Doves. 'Caught By The River' on Xfm 104.9. I’m Ricky Gervais... Steve Merchant... Karl Pilkington and everything…}} {{Ricky|No...I'm gonna be honest with you...}} ...

{{Ricky|But, Steve, we’ve got some great music, I’m on a bit of a soul tip this week, to be honest, I was a bit folky last week {{Ricky|So, I’m digging myself into a hole here aren’t I?}} ...

'''Karl:''' Well that's my job, but unfortunately I'm busy reading about Hitler ...

...n questions from The Sun again. This time Karl will be answering them. I’m looking forward to that.}} {{Ricky|Standing up. Well, I’m looking forward to that.}} ...

==== 1. Hello! I'm Already Writing My Speech, Baby! ''(0:00:00)''==== ...

...arl:''' "I'm not going on a camel again, I'm not going on a camel again, I'm not going on a camel again..." ...

'''Rev. Gwynne Owen (Stockwood, via email):''' When I'm tired of being a vicar and working one day a week, maybe I'll become a DJ a ...

...y''': The most convoluted, banal quiz on any radio station ever. I mean I'm including [[Chris Moyles|Moyles]], Chris Evans, Simon Bates. That's worse ...

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'''Steve:''' I'm not going out with a puppy killer, that's just sick. ...

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