The Ricky Gervais Guide To... Medicine
The Ricky Gervais Guide To... Medicine is an audiobook released by Ricky Gervais, Stephen Merchant and Karl Pilkington. It was the first audiobook released in the Guide To... series.
New Format
With a new theme tune and a new format, after the disappointment of the NME Radio Show it was apparent that the show needed an update. It was decided that each new audiobook would feature discussion around a specific academic subject. The first, of course, being medicine. Ricky and Steve discuss a specific aspect of medicine and ask Karl his opinion of it, which normally results in non sequitur nonsense.
Track Listing
1.A Man With No Qualifications.(0:00:00)
We open the show with new theme music and Ricky blabbering on about the history of Medicine. He then introduces himself, Steve and wheels out the ol' "Fuckin' Orange" head of Karl Pilkington, while listing Karl's qualifications and education, which apparently, amount to... none.
2.Is He Right?.... What Did He Say?(0:01:03)
Ricky asks Karl if war is as bad as people make it out to be, which of course brings a hilarious response. Steve brings us back to prehistoric medicine techniques and asks Karl of his opinion of it. Karl explains about "Tutankha-moon" and how he learned about him through "video footage" at an exhibition, but did without headphones as they were too expensive. The conversation turns to primitive man, and the removal of the top of the skull to release demons. Karl claims that if he were around back then he'd know that the brain was in the skull as it "makes sense" for it to be there.
3.Put It Next To AIDS In 'The Kia Ora' Bottle(0:06:04)
Karl takes it too far again, by misconstruing the intentional exposure of children to small amounts of germs so as to build up a stronger immune system as "Feed a baby... eat mud an' all that" and that newborn babys are "drugged out of their eyeballs". The gang discuss the irradication of smallpox and how some countries may still have retained some so as to potentially use it in case of biological warfare, which Karl likens to James Bond villains not killing him when they have the chance. The invention of the first antibiotic on a piece of bread is brought up, and Karl wonders whether it's down to hard work, or simply Alexander Flemming being "scruffy" and what he would think if his cleaner chucked it out. "Scruffy Sandra" is introduced, who, despite her smell, was never ill, as no one would sit near her and she wouldn't pick up their germs.
4.Doctor, I'm Gonna Let You Know Now, What A Swift Kick In The Bollocks Feels Like...(0:14:44)
How colds spread through shaking hands. Karl's been ill, with a "sweat on" again, but on the other hand, he's come up with a new invention to help doctors diagnose patients via a sort of virtual reality machine where the doctor can experience the patients' symptoms first hand, but Ricky and Steve discuss how he'd have to learn each symptom beforehand, such as a kick in the nads and a spike up the arse.
5.(Work In Progress)(0:19:44)
Release Date Controversy
While the original audiobook was intended to be released on New Year's Eve 2008, it was released on the 23rd of December on itunes and audible.com, much to the delight of American and European fans. However, Pilki-fans in the UK were unable to get the shows as it had yet to appear on the UK itunes store or audible.co.uk.
Quotes
Karl: "Today's cure is tomorrow's legache."
Ricky: "And this, doctor, is what a swift kick to the bollocks feels like."
Karl: "If your brain was in your foot it would takes ages for you to saying anything."
Karl: "They're not tough babies any more"
Karl: Becaus I've been in my body for years..."
Karl: "Now sometimes I don't know if I feel well"
Trivia
Karls' "ageing backwards" idea is likened to the plot of recently released film "The Curious Case of Benjiamin Button.
See Also
The Ricky Gervais Guide To...
Educating Karl