28 December 2002/Transcript

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This is a transcript of the 28 December 2002 episode, from Xfm Series 2.

Forrest Gump + Wheelie Bin = Offense

Ricky: 104.9, I'm Ricky Gervais, with me Stephen Merchant.

Steve: Hello there.

Ricky: It's the 'best of', you've been voting in all week, sending in your emails, so here's the clips that you wanted.

Classic link: I've Just Nicked Five of Your DVDs


A Hourse

Steve: Xfm 104.9, Ricky and I are on holiday obviously, it's Christmas time, but Karl is here in the studio, he's pressing buttons, alright Karl?

Karl: Alright?

Ricky laughs like a horse.

Sound effect of a tape loading

Classic link: The Horse in the House - part 1


Chasing Cars

Song: The Velvet Underground - Waiting for the Man

Classic link: The Horse in the House - part 2


Five Fingers Is Enough

Classic link: Karl's Removal Man

Classic link: I Was Watchin All This Life Goin On

Song: Alpinestars - Carbon Kid


The Clues Don't Work

Ricky: Hello, you're listening to the best of, basically, Karl Pilkington.

Sound effect of a tape loading

Classic link: Wet-Knee Houston


Karl Pilkington: Genius Or Fool?

Ricky: 104.9, Ricky Gervais, Steve Merchant, we're not actually here, it's the 'best of'.

Sound effect of a tape loading

Classic link: The Old Man And The Twix

Song: The Libertines - Time for Heroes


Cheese Is In My Blood

Ricky: ...you've been voting in all week, sending in your emails, so here's the clips that you wanted.

Sound effect of a tape loading

Classic link: It Was the Cakes Again


This Was Literally Ages Ago

Ricky: Alright, Xfm 104.9, Ricky Gervais, Steve Merchant, Karl Pilkington, not here, it's the 'best of', you've been voting in all week, sending in your emails, so here's the clips that you wanted.

Sound effect of a tape loading

Classic link: Off With His Head

Song: Richard Ashcroft - Check the Meaning


Brian Blessed Shit Himself Once

Ricky: This is Xfm 104.9 I'm Ricky Gervais, with me Stephen Merchant.

Steve: Hello.

Ricky: You're listening to the best of, basically, Karl Pilkington.

Sound effect of a tape loading

Classic link: Money For Old Rope