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==Unless You've Downloaded This Illegally Off The Internet==
==Unless You've Downloaded This Illegally Off The Internet==
{{Ricky|Hi. Welcome to ah - The Ricky Gervais Show, with me Ricky Gervais, Stephen Merchant...}}
{{Ricky|Hi. Welcome to ah - The Ricky Gervais Show, with ''me'' Ricky Gervais, Stephen Merchant...}}
{{Steve|Hello there.}}
{{Steve|Hello there.}}
{{Ricky|And the shaven monkey with a head like a FUCKING ORANGE that is Karl Pilkington.}}
{{Ricky|And the shaven monkey with a head like a '''fucking orange''' that ''is'' Karl Pilkington.}}
{{Karl|Alright.}}
{{Karl|Alright.}}
{{Ricky|Well um, this is uh, uh, uh, a special edition - a free, a giveaway podcast, um, uh that people who, uh came to see my show Fame in London got - put on their seat, Gratis. Thanks for coming. Well unless you didn't even come and still got this free. Unless someone went "Well I don't want it he was rubbish", and gave it to you - you're listening to it for free -- OR you've sort of downloaded it illegally -- it was free anyway!! Ahh... forget it! Um, we've been away for a while, now we're back together...}}
{{Ricky|Well um, this is uh, uh, uh, a special edition - a free, a giveaway podcast, um, uh that people who, uh came to see my show ''Fame'' in London got - put on their seat - gratis. Thanks for coming. Well unless you didn't even come and still got this free. Unless someone went "Well I don't want it he was rubbish", and gave it to you - you're listening to it for free -- OR you've sort of downloaded it illegally -- it was free anyway! Ahh... forget it! Um, we've been away for a while, now we're back together...}}
{{Steve|The old team.}}
{{Steve|The old team.}}
{{Ricky|The old team back together, in a little room in Central London. Karl! Looking back on the year, what's happened? I remember last year the most memorable thing that happened was you saw a grub eating a biscuit. So uh-}}
{{Ricky|The old team back together, in a little room in Central London. Karl! Looking back on the year, what's happened? I remember last year the most memorable thing that happened was you saw a grub eating a biscuit. So uh-}}
{{Steve|That was a highlight, I uh.}}
{{Steve|That was a highlight, I uh...}}
{{Act:Ricky|Ricky laughs.}}
{{Act:Ricky|Ricky laughs.}}
{{Steve|That made it into his diary.}}
{{Steve|That made it into his diary.}}
{{Ricky|Yeah! So uh, what's the big thing of this year, what's the big thing so far of 2007 that, as - if I say 2007 you'll go "Oh yeah that was the year that--"...}}
{{Ricky|Yeah! So uh, what's the big thing of this year, what's the big thing so far of 2007 that, as - if if I say 2007 you'll go "Oh yeah that was the year that--"...}}
{{Karl|Uhh...}}
{{Karl|Uhh...}}
{{Ricky|You know in 10 years time-}}
{{Ricky|You know in 10 years time-}}
{{Karl|In years to come?}}
{{Karl|In years to come?}}
{{Ricky|Yeah, I'll go I'll go "Remember 2007?", you'll go "Course I do! It was the year that--"...}}
{{Ricky|Yeah, I'll go I'll go "Remember 2007?", you'll go "Course I do! It was the year that--"...}}
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Revision as of 03:19, 7 December 2018

Unless You've Downloaded This Illegally Off The Internet

Ricky: Hi. Welcome to ah - The Ricky Gervais Show, with me Ricky Gervais, Stephen Merchant...

Steve: Hello there.

Ricky: And the shaven monkey with a head like a fucking orange that is Karl Pilkington.

Karl: Alright.

Ricky: Well um, this is uh, uh, uh, a special edition - a free, a giveaway podcast, um, uh that people who, uh came to see my show Fame in London got - put on their seat - gratis. Thanks for coming. Well unless you didn't even come and still got this free. Unless someone went "Well I don't want it he was rubbish", and gave it to you - you're listening to it for free -- OR you've sort of downloaded it illegally -- it was free anyway! Ahh... forget it! Um, we've been away for a while, now we're back together...

Steve: The old team.

Ricky: The old team back together, in a little room in Central London. Karl! Looking back on the year, what's happened? I remember last year the most memorable thing that happened was you saw a grub eating a biscuit. So uh-

Steve: That was a highlight, I uh...

Ricky laughs.

Steve: That made it into his diary.

Ricky: Yeah! So uh, what's the big thing of this year, what's the big thing so far of 2007 that, as - if if I say 2007 you'll go "Oh yeah that was the year that--"...

Karl: Uhh...

Ricky: You know in 10 years time-

Karl: In years to come?

Ricky: Yeah, I'll go I'll go "Remember 2007?", you'll go "Course I do! It was the year that--"...

Pause